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Lucius Fyre · **12-28-2014, 11:39 PM**

Lucius is walking through a park nearby the Cardinal's Stadium. It had been, what, 4 years since he had last been in Arizona? Yeah, about that much. It was 2010, and Lucius was so excited for that night. It was Wrestlemania 26, and he would be damned if he didn't go. That night was the match that inspired Lucius to wrestle. Shawn Michaels vs The Undertaker, Streak vs. Career. Lucius had done so much around the temple to earn enough money just to sit in the nosebleeds of the arena. He mopped, he swept, he fed the prisoners, he even acted as a slave to the minister. That is one of the worst things that you can imagine. A cranky, old, senile satanic minister asking you to do nearly impossible things or else he wouldn't get a couple of bucks. "How do I take the internet off of my phone? Where is my tapioca pudding? You need to cut your hair, you look like David from The Lost Boys!" Yeah, he got that last one a lot.

He even had to do door-to-door duty. Yeah, that was a thing! He would have to get dressed all nice and everything, remember lines, carry like 50 pounds of pamphlets, and for what? Soccer moms to shut the door on you as soon as you say "I would like to talk to you about Satan." But eventually, he got the $200 dollars. And the match was glorious. The failed moonsault from Shawn, the jumping tombstone, the ending where Shawn basically said "FINISH ME YOU SON OF A BITCH, FINISH ME!" It was all Lucius ever wanted out of wrestling. He wished that more wrestling matches were like that match. And then it hit him; He should wrestle. Why not take matters into his own hands? I mean, he should have enough agility and strength, he had to deal with the assholes at the temple. Always calling him "Lucy

" and other un-creative bullshit like that.

Even though Lucius' match will be short, he will make a massive impact. Far smaller than Streak vs. Career, but a massive one nonetheless. If he could go back to the temple without getting killed, he would just to ask "Who's the

now?" Zoe Quinn is going to get hurt. Badly. The crowd will love seeing that lying, conniving brat get her comeuppance for causing Gamergate. So would Lucius, because he really wanted to play Hatred.

So, before your match, do you have anything to say Lucius?

Nope, you pretty much said everything that I wanted to.

Oh. Sorry about that.

It's okay. It's just that I hired you as a narrator, not a fucking play by play announcer.

Whoa, no need to curse. So, am I still getting paid for this?

Fuck you.

Okay, pleasure doing business with you.

Lucius then looks into the camera.

I do have one thing that I wanna say though.

What is it then?

Lucius grins.

You shouldn't play with Fyre.

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