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Caroline O'Hara Burchill · **12-13-2014, 03:34 PM**

Frodo, Frodo, Frodo. What possibly makes you think that you can pull off a victory against me? I think some of your load must have somehow travelled up and clogged your brain because you, sir, are a fool to think that you can win this match. You fucking imbecilic, simple-minded reprobate plagued by AIDs. You won't beat me.

You say that you're not obsessed yet you've invaded almost everyone on the XWF roster's assholes more times than when those fucking Europen nations invaded Poland. Okay, totally not obsessed! That's why you were watching me on the television while fucking your wife and stated all of your lustful desires that you wish to do with me. Then again, I wouldn't blame you or anyone for that matter for drooling over me like a fanboy. After all, I am perfect and flawless. However, your little "One Night with Caroline" won't come into fruition, unfortunately. So you'll have to continue to stroke yourself while you cry like a little baby bitch with tourettes because you weren't able to win so that you could have "play time" with me.

God, your technique is just terrible. You fuck just like a bit rabbit with rabies on Viagra. And you proclaim yourself to be the "Big Dick Playa". Pfft. It looks more like a little turkey with its head poking out through a bush to me. I'm sure that's why you keep going around and trying to get people to get in the closet with you: just so that people can lie to you that your little hose is big just so that you can feel special about yourself. But I would like to hear from your own mouth about why you like to do all of the lewd, licentious things that you do, such as randomly shoving your fist up people's arses.

Oh Frodo, my poor, sweet little croquette, you're going to have to keep dreaming, love. You'll never have a chance with me, so I'm afraid that raging boner of yours will rot. Then again you have Sarah to help sate your lust, so you have nothing to really worry about. After all, she is your wife. You shouldn't be going around and having sex with others when you're supposed to, you know, be in a committed relationship with a person that you love.

But anyways, moving on... I went out and brought you the butler outfit.

[Image: 5937-Adult-Butler-Costume-large.jpg]

I could have gotten something that would be a little bit more degrading, but I think losing a match is all the humiliation that you need.

You see Frodo, I'm going to walk out of the Oracle Arena on Wednesday night with my head held high having the feeling of satisfaction knowing that my pride and dignity will be intact. Meanwhile, you'll be in the ring balling your eyes out because you've lost.

And so, the Queen's reign will continue to go on and on. You're not worthy of trying to dethrone the Queen. I am at the top of the chain while you're at the bottom, feasting on scraps and wishing that you could be close to perfection.

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