Frodo Swagkins
vs
Caroline O'Hara Burchill Sexy Underwear Match
If Frodo wins he gets to have relations with Caroline O'Hara Burchill
If Caroline wins Frodo is her butler for a period of two weeks
Steve Davids
- vs -
Bobby Zi Standard One Fall
Ruben A. Mitchell
- vs -
Mastermind Parking Lot Brawl
Ghost Tank and Aaron Underwood
- vs -
Gator Handicapped Match
Last Man Standing Elimination Match
Frodo Swagkins
vs
Caroline O'Hara Burchill Sexy Underwear Match
If Frodo wins he gets to have relations with Caroline O'Hara Burchill
If Caroline wins Frodo is her butler for a period of two weeks
Frodo drops his robe in the middle of the ring and exposes his nearly naked body, wearing only a pink banana hammock. Caroline struts into the center of the ring, and drops her robe to reveal, he normal "Love Bites" shirt, black baggy cargo pants and black wrestling boots. Frodo sees this, and starts getting pumped and angry. Crack tosses Frodo a boxcutter, and Katie rushes in to distract the ref while Frodo begins cutting the clothes off of O'Hara's body, leaving her standing there in her black tanga and matching Victoria's secret bra. She looks pissed, but Katie pulls away from kissing the ref, slips her number in his pocket, and goes to sit at the announcer's table. The bells goes, and Frodo steps back to stare at Caroline for a minute. He decides to charge at her, and cop a feel. She grabs Frodo and tosses him into the robes, on the rebound she hits a Frankensteiner that sends Frodo to the mat with a smile on his face. She gets up, and rushes to the ropes climbing them, while Frodo starts to get to his feet. She's on the top rope and goes for a Diving hurricanrana, but Frodo dodges out of her way, and she lands flat on her ass.
He walks over to her, knees her in the face, sending her back down. He goes for the pin, but adjusts himself before the pin can be counted. Instead of pinning Caroline, he begins to hump her. She wraps her legs around Frodo, throws and elbow to his head, and rolls to where she's on top of him, and begins to punch him in the face. Frodo gets a hand free, and goes up to grab at Caroline's cleavage, but she grabs his hand, releases her leg grip, and transitions into an Triangle Armbar. She's holding tightly, but Frodo isn't even looking like he cares, the man has a smile on his face that's almost as long as Swagmire's list of rejections. She gets pissed, let's go, and begins to stomp on Frodo's chest and abdomen. He starts gasping for air. She lifts him up and drops him with an Extreme Makeover, Springboard kneeling facebuster. She goes for a pin on Frodo.
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2...
Caroline breaks it up herself when she gets poked in the side by Frodo's erection. He gets to his feet points at it, Caroline looks disgusted, and he hits a Demi Lovato looks good in Jeans, Superkick into an Armbar. He's holding the armbar tightly, and Caroline is trying to punch Frodo to get free but can't Frodo twists even harder and Caroline has no choice but to tap.
Winner: Frodo Swagkins
A golden yellow McLaren comes out into focus. Inside it is none other than Ferrari Punk. Punk charges out of the McLaren with a chair in his grasp. He slides under the ring and powerfully hits it against Frodo's skull. He stomps on Frodo's body sprawled out on the mat multiple times. He then lays the chair on top of Frodo's head and climbs the turnbuckle. He jumps off the turnbuckle and his legs land right on the chair which absolutely demolishes Frodo's forehead. Blood slowly begins to ooze from the top of his head. Punk picks up a mic.
"Let 'dis be a lesson to Swagmire. You like seein' yo' own homie laying almost lifeless on the mat? See you in the ring, nigga."
Ferrari Punk drops the mic on top of Frodo. He leaves the ring in his McLaren
Steve Davids
- vs -
Bobby Zi X-treme Rules
Davids and Zi stand opposite each other waiting in their corners for the ref to sound the bell. The crowd cheers and chants both men’s names, it’s been a while since we last saw them and it’s no surprise that they've been missed.
And the ref sounds the bell and the crowd roars as both men sprint towards one another and lock up, Davids easily overpowers the smaller Zi, knocking him around and throwing him into a German Suplex. Bobby falls throw the air, landing on the back of his neck, clutching it in pain as Davids gets back to his feet and walks over to the fallen Bobby Zi. Steve grabs Zi by the head and lifts him to his feet, but Bobby fighting back hits Davids with a hard left punch to the ribs! And a right to the other side! Davids releases his grasp as Zi continues the assault of hard lefts and rights, Steve can’t block every hit and he’s being forced away by the faster Zi!
Bobby hops back and goes for an Enziguri but Davids telegraphs the attack and ducks under The Dream Crusher’s leg, Zi still twisted in a stance looks wide eyed at Davids as he goes to grab him, oh but Zi pulls his leg back and his foot hits Davids in the temple! Steve falls to the ground with a thud and Bobby goes for the quick cover! The ref begins the count!
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...
Steve throws Bobby off after one! Both men slowly get to their feet around the same time. Bobby sprints towards Davids and springs up for a Cross Body, Steve falls back but keeps his balance and throws Bobby with all his force with a Fall Away Slam flinging Bobby over the top rope! Zi crashes against the mat outside of the ring as Steve takes this moment to catch his breath as the ref begins to count out Zi.
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2
3
Bobby gets to his knees.
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5
He grabs the apron to pull himself up but Davids stomps on Zi’s fingers causing him to retract for a moment. The pair stare at each other.
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Bobby runs to the right and Davis follows to attack him as soon as he enters but it was a fake out as Zi quickly spins and runs to the left and quickly scrambles onto the apron. The Psycho Sensation sprints towards Zi on the apron and lifts his leg for a big boot but Bobby ducks and Steve’s groin hits the rope; that must have hurt. Zi grabs Davids’ leg and hops off the apron causing Steve to roar in pain as he is forced onto his back, grabbing his leg in pain. Zi jumps back onto to the apron and uses the ropes to propel himself into the air, crashing onto David’s with a leg drop! Zi steps up and rolls Davids’ into the center of the ring and goes for another pin.
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2
David’s manages to kick out at two! Zi smacks the mat in anger and helps David’s to his feet and whips him into the ropes and runs himself into the opposite ropes, the pair sprint towards each other, Bobby hops up and goes for a high knee! But David’s slides under Zi and places himself behind him, Zi turns around BIG BOOT! Zi looks out of it and barely manages to stay on his feet, drunkenly stumbling in place. Steve walks over to Bobby and kicks him in the gut. GAME OVER! (Praying Mantis Bomb) David’s goes for the cover!
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2...
3!!!
The ref signals for the bell as the crowd erupts! David’s music plays as he lifts his arms in victory. What a great welcome back for Steve Davids, not so much for Bobby Zi.
Winner: Steve Davids
TRHP, and Caleb are walking around preparing for their match against Azrael, when Pest drops from the rafters holding a baseball bat. He begins to beat the shit out of the members of the cult, except Caleb. Caleb looks at him, and Pest drops to his knees as if he's paying, before pulling out his service knife from his sock. He gets to his feet and throws a punch to the throat of Caleb, who stumbles back into Erica's open arms. She's holding him in place while Pest picks up a random member of the cult, and cuts his finger off with the knife. He walks over to where Caleb is being held, and forces the finger into Caleb's mouth, and then tilts Caleb's head back so he swallows it. Erica lets go and rushes off.
Pest:Tonight's dinner was provided by Gator. Enjoy yourself, you fucking bitch.
Pest walks away.
Ruben A. Mitchell
- vs -
Mastermind Parking Lot Brawl
The match begins as the referee signals for it. The two men circle around in the parking lot looking for leeway in the other. Mastermind smirks and rushes forward for a clothesline, but Ruben catches him with a stiff jab! Mastermind is caught dead in his tracks! Ruben then catches him with three more stiff rights and an uppercut! Mastermind is dazed and on the ground! Ruben grabs Mastermind and whips him on top of a nearby PT Cruiser. He holds Mastermind still with his arms and then raises some heavy knees directly to the face! Mastermind is reeling here! He can’t seem to get away! Ruben backs away from Mastermind and has a fierce look of bloodlust in his eyes!
Ruben takes Mastermind off of the car and leans him against it. Ruben then takes a few steps back and takes off running towards Mastermind! Mastermind side-steps him and Ruben goes face first into the car! Mastermind rolls him up!
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2….
NO! Ruben just barely kicks out in time!
Mastermind lifts up Ruben and pulls him onto a nearby Ford Ranger. He lifts Ruben up on top of the cab and motions for one of his favorite moves! Mastermind locks the head of Ruben and drives him into the hood of the car with a DDT! Ruben bounces off the car and gets to a standing position before leaning against a nearby Jeep. Mastermind begins punching Ruben in the back and Ruben seems to be getting madder and madder and absorbing the blows. Ruben turns around and bellows at Mastermind! Mastermind looks at him funny and punches him hard across the face! Ruben smiles, grabs Mastermind’s arm and Irish Whips him behind him directly into the overhanging side mirror of the jeep! It breaks it off as Mastermind hits the concrete! Ruben mounts Mastermind and begins hitting him with some severely brutal punches! Mastermind grabs the mirror and SMASHES Ruben in the face with it! Ruben bounces away holding his face in mild surprise!
Mastermind crawls away from sight for a minute. Ruben regains his bearings and begins searching under the cars for him. Everywhere he looks he can’t find the former X-Champ. He finally looks and FLYING FROM THE TOP OF A HUMMER IS MASTERMIND! The Mind Chaner flying clothesline hits Ruben and knocks him to the pavement! Mastermind goes for the pin!
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2…
NO! Ruben powers out barely.
The two men get up with a little separation. They stare at each other before Mastermind charges forward. Ruben catches him with a roundhouse kick! Ruben then charges him and hits a Lou Thesz Press! Ruben follows this up by hitting furious jabs to Mastermind’s face! His nose is bloodied and Mastermind is trying desperately to stop the barrage of punches coming in! Ruben takes a step back and tries to lock in a Prison Lock, but Mastermind kicks him away! Mastermind gets to his feet, but looks distracted by the amount of blood coming out of the wound on his nose! Ruben charges with a huge jab! Mastermind dodges out of the way and Ruben’s fist goes right through the window of a Van! It shatters the window and Ruben’s hand and arm are sliced up! Blood is gushing from multiple points around his arm! Mastermind seizes the opportunity by grabbing Ruben and forcing him into an armbar! He wrenches back on the hold as the blood is flowing more than ever from Mastermind’s nose and Ruben’s arm! Ruben seemingly is coming back to life as he grabs a tire iron from under one of the vehicles and smashes it across the hand and arm of Mastermind! Mastermind relinquishes the hold and backs away. He rushes towards Ruben who smashes him across the face with the tire iron. Ruben lifts Mastermind up onto the nearest Mustang hood. Ruben looks focused as he grabs Mastermind while both men are on the hood, turning him around into a his patented "Lock Down" German suplex! RIGHT THROUGH THE WINDSHIELD! Oh my god! And he holds him in the position so Mastermind is on top of broken glass and partially inside of the Mustang on its dashboard, still bridge pinned!
...1
...2
...THREE!!!
Winner: Ruben A. Mitchell
Ghost Tank and Aaron Underwood
- vs -
Gator Handicapped Match
Last Man Standing Elimination Match
The bell rings and the three men size each other up. Underwood charges forward and takes a kick to the gut. Tank connects with a large punch. Gator strikes his back with an uppercut! Underwood goes for a low blow, but Gator catches his arm. He waves a finger in his face before delivering a knee strike to the chin. Tank swings for a clothesline, but Gator dodges under it and nails him with a backstabber! Gator sees the two men down and points at the referee who begins counting.
1…
2… Gator rolls outside of the ring.
3… Underwood and Tank are stirring.
4…. Gator is searching under the ring.
5… Gator begins flinging things into the ring. A steel chair, a kendo stick, a trash can with other odds and ends in it, and a barbed wire 2x4!
6… The two men stand up.
Gator rolls back into the ring and another stand-off occurs. Gator eyes the barbed wire 2x4 as Tank looks at the steel chair. Underwood glances at the kendo stick. They’re all twitchy until Underwood leaps for the stick! They each grab their weapon and begin swinging! Underwood swings with his kendo stick and it collides! But not with Gator, but with the swinging steel chair of Tank! Gator had dropped below the swings and hit Tank in the testicles with the handle part of the 2x4! Gator turns it around and smacks Underwood in the undercarriage with the same end! Gator gets back to his standing position. He pulls the barbed wire 2x4 back and swings connecting with the side of Underwood’s head! Underwood falls to the ground as his face was sliced open by the barbed wire! Blood is seeping from his face. Gator pulls it back again and swings! Tank catches it! He throws the 2x4 away and hits Gator with a standing dropkick! Gator falls to the ground and Tank mounts him with some punches. Underwood, groggy from the blood in his eyes rolls out of the ring. He begins setting up tables around the ring! Two together on one side, another one on the opposite side, and then he slides another table into the ring! Tank picks up a steel chair and begins smashing the right knee of Gator with it! Gator grimaces in pain as Tank smashes his leg. Underwood places the table in the corner before turning to Gator and Tank. Tank lifts up Gator and holds him in a full nelson.
Underwood reaches into his tights and fishes out a pair of brass knuckles! He dons the knuckles and preps the punch. He swings, but Gator turns Tank so the punch connects with the ear of Tank! Tank releases Gator and clutches his ear. Underwood looks concerned but then turns his attention to Gator. He walks over to Gator, but Gator grabs his trunks and pulls him through the second and third rope and to the outside. Gator rolls to his feet and hits Threes and Sevens! The running strike demolishes the head of Tank! Gator hobbles back and sets up a table in the center of the ring. Gator turns around and SPEAR! Tank knocked Gator to the ground! Underwood rolls in the ring and the two men begin stomping away on Gator. Underwood and Tank looks at each other and they smile. Tank lifts up the prone body of Gator and lays him across the table. Underwood climbs the turnbuckle and leaps for THE FINAL STRIKE! The corkscrew frog splash… MISSES! Gator rolls out of the way and Underwood goes through the table and isn’t moving!
Tank grabs Gator, but Gator gets out of his grasp! Tank goes for a dropkick, but Gator dodges underneath it and pulls him to the mat! The Gator Throw connected! Gator kicks Tank out of the ring as the referee begins the count!
1…
2… Gator hits a suicide dive onto Tank!
3…
4… Underwood is still not even moving.
5… Tank gets back up and exchanges blows with Gator.
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7… Tank recognizes the count and gets into the ring.
8… Gator grabs Tank’s leg and holds him back.
9… Ghost Tank kicks off Gator and lunges for Underwood!
10! Underwood is eliminated!
Underwood is rolled out of the ring along with the table. Ghost Tank and Gator circle around. Ghost Tank grabs Gator around the waist and hits a German suplex! Followed by another! THEN ANOTHER! Three German suplexes in succession! Ghost Tank lifts Gator up with a suplex and sets him on the top turnbuckle in the corner. Ghost Tank climbs up there and grabs Gator in a powerbomb position! Gator begins punching Tank’s face to escape! The two men are teetering on the turnbuckle now! Gator lifts the enormous weight of Tank onto his shoulder and the crowd is going nuts!
Gator nods his head and leaps from the top rope nailing a HUGE DISASTOR DROP THROUGH THE TWO TABLES OUTSIDE OF THE RING! Oh my god! Neither man is moving. The referee begins the count.
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2…
3… Still no movement.
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5…
6… Still nothing.
7…
8… Both men begin to stir!
9… They begin rolling up.
GATOR IS UP! Tank falls back to the smithereens of the tables.
10! Gator is barely standing but he raises his fist in victory!
Winner - Gator
Aaron Underwood boots Gator in the head and starts to stomp him on the floor, Ghost Tank joins in on the assault as The Asylum's music plays and their members walk down the ramp towards the ring. Gator is now being held by the giant Ghost Tank, struggling on his feet as Hysteria leading the charge, holding Chairman Meow in his arms, gently stroking him. They enter the ring, The Prophet going face to face with a beaten Gator.
Hysteria laughs maniacally, but Gator throws his head against The Prophet's and wriggles free of Tanks hold! Gator charges Hysteria and clotheslines him, and in extension Chairman Meow, over the ropes and starts to throw lefts and rights into Hysteria's masked head! Chairman Meow has scurried away to the side at this point and The rest of The Asylum spring into action, Frodo, Azrael, Underwood and Tank throw Gator off their leader and take turns assaulting him and throwing him back in the ring.
Gator struggles to get to his feet as The Asylum tend to Hysteria, Ghost Tank seizes the opportunity to 'cleanse' Gator as he enters the ring again. Tank hulks over the wounded Gator and goes to pick him up, but wait! It's Justin Sane! He's jumped over the barricade and sprints into the ring and hits Tank in between the eyes with a ferocious strike and continues his assault. Gator shakes off the cobwebs as The Asylum enter the ring! Somehow the outnumbered duo hold off The Asylum fighting them off with everything they've got, forcing each member out of the ring and over the ropes until only Sane and Gator are left sucking in air in the center of the ring.
Sane calls for a microphone and one is thrown to him.
Justin Sane: “You stupid.. morons. Did you seriously think you were going to keep getting away with this? Sticking your noses in places where they don't belong? Well, we got a news flash for you. Things change, tonight. No longer will the Asylum run roughshod on the XWF locker room, taking out who they please, whenever they see fit. I am sick to fucking death of listening to you freaks come out here week in and week out, slinging your jaws about some almighty 'Higher Power'. Like anybody here actually gives a fuck.”
Justin lowers the mic for a moment as Ghost Tank mouths off from the entrance way.
Justin Sane:“Oh and don't worry, GT, you won't be ducking me for much longer. I am sick and tired of waiting for you to grow a set of balls. Since day one, you have done nothing but try and convince the world that you were the one who sealed victory for Team Eli at War Games. Fact is, Tank, everybody sees through your bullshit. Everybody knows that you are nothing compared to Justin Sane, and I'm going to prove it.”
Tank stares down Justin, but doesn't say anything. Sane turns his attention to Hysteria, before glancing over at Gator with a smirk on his face. His gaze once again falls up Hysteria in the entrance way.
Justin Sane:“And as for you, Hysteria.. I've already beaten your ass once, but this time? You've got far bigger problems to deal with. You see, my good buddy Gator here has taken offence to the way you have gone about your business of late. He feels that you need to be made an example of. It's easy for you to come down here and outnumber the guy five to one, but ask yourself, Hysteria.. what happens when you no longer have your precious Asylum to protect you?”
Sane and Gator look at each other and exchange wicked smiles.
Justin Sane:“Don't get it twisted guys, we're not foolish. We fully understand that there will always be strength in numbers. We don't expect to beat you by ourselves.. that's why..”
Justin leans over the ropes and stares down the Asylum, before delivering his next words with a devilish grin and softly spoken tones.
Justin Sane: “We have enlisted a little help.”
The Asylum, Hysteria, Ghost Tank, Aaron Underwood, Frodo Swagkins, and Azrael Erebus starting looking around frantically. Suddenly the lights go out...
Koww Koww Koww
and again...
Koww Koww Koww
the lights come back on and standing behind the Asylum is a man unfamiliar to the XWF. In the ring Gator and Sane smile knowing what is about to happen.
Hysteria is the first one to realize what is happening as he slowly turns around...
Hysteria's body starts to convulse as the unknown man with his arm outstretched and pressed against Hysteria's neck is unloading 1,000,000 volts of electricity courtesy of a stun gun. Azrael turns around next only to get an elbow to the face...
PING!!!
The unknown assailant cracks Ghost Tank across the back of the skull with a black crowbar. Aaron Underwood and Frodo attempt to double team the man but they to are met with violent resistance. The man who is wearing all black, with a face painted white with black streaks near his eyes starts unloading a fury of punches at Frodo. Underwood grabs the man by the back of the hair....
ZZZZZZZZZZZAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!
A stun gun to the balls for his troubles and Underwood is down clutching his family jewels.
PING!!!
Crowbar across the face of Frodo and he falls to the ground joining Hysteria, Ghost Tank and Aaron Underwood. Azrael is coming to after his elbow to the face just in time to have his face used as target practice...
PING!!!
And Azrael goes down in a heap. 5 up. 5 down.
Hysteria's cat Chairmain Meow is rubbing up against his master when it happens. A crow dive bombs out of the air and tackles the cat. The cat quickly rolls back to his feet as the Crow starts pecking repeatedly at the cat but all the cat can do is claw wildly at the crow in desperation. The crow moves in closer and with a perfectly placed peck takes out Chairman Meow's left eye. The cat hisses and then runs off up the entry ramp and disappear. The crow then takes flight again towards the ring and then pulls a 180 turn and fly's back towards the attacker before finally stopping to rest on his shoulder. The man looks up at Justin Sane and Gator and then throws his arms outward to his sides and swings his head backwards, eyes fixed on the ceiling just as the XWF tron fires up.
The cameras cut backstage to the hallway area where there appears to be some commotion going on. As we get there we see Bobby ZI and Steve Davids being held apart by referees, screaming at each other
Joey styles - Ladies and gentlemen we're sorry we missed exactly what happened but we're being told an argument broke out on backstage area
ZI manages to connect with a slap across David's face before the referees drag Bobby and steve off in different directions as warfare cuts to a Commercial Break.
Azrael Erebus
- vs -
TRHP Standard One Fall
Azrael Erebus and Caleb of TRHP close in on one another in this normal, typical, not at all bizarre one fall match.
Caleb goes for a lock up, but Azrael becomes non-corporeal.
Spinning around and looking for something tangible to strike at, Caleb comes face to face with a second Azrael, a duplicate the alien made of himself right in the middle of the ring!
The. Second Azrael… sends a knee onto Caleb’s gut, and the first Azrael solidifies long enough to grab Caleb in a headlock, then bulldog him to the mat!
The Azraels look at each other and then step together, reforming the single entity.
Just then, several other members of TRHP rush to the ring, seemingly having seen enough of the starman’s antics. Two hooded men roll under the bottom rope, and Azrael dispatches them quickly with swift kicks… but two more come in behind him and catch him off guard!
Azrael is dropped to the mat as the two men club the back of his head then continue to send boots into his skull as he writhes on the canvas.
Caleb returns to the action, pulling Azrael up with the help of all four cultists by his side, each man holding one of Azrael’s limbs. With their help, Caleb locks him into position… and hits a thunderous STO!
Azrael’s head bounces off the mat, and Caleb goes for a pin while his brothers watch closely…
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KICKOUT!
Azrael got his shoulder up, but as soon as he does the group of hooded men swoop in on him, pummeling him all over his body with kicks and punches and preventing him from getting to his feet.
Again, the four men grab Azrael’s long extremities and hold him in position as Caleb scales the far corner… Caleb leaps forward with a somersault senton!
He connects!
Again, Caleb grabs a leg and attempts a fast pin…
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2…
Kickout by Azrael!
Again, the cadre of TRHP followers swarm the fallen Azrael, pelting his body with fists and feet like it were flying through a meteorite storm.
Suddenly, the TRHP members back away from Azrael, trembling. They seem confused and look back and forth at one another… then shrink to barely a foot in height each!
Azrael stands, dusting himself off and laughing, and boots one of the diminutive men onto its backside. Caleb, still recognizable at his Lilliputian height, is grabbed around the waist by one paw of the alien, then lifted to Azrael’s eye level.
He let go! Caleb just tumbled all the way to the canvas, his tiny stature making it a huge drop!
But the other members of the TRHP group gather and make a human crash cushion!
The tiny men all collapse, but they adequately soften Caleb’s fall and he manages to get to his feet quickly and run at Azrael… and he hits a jumping uppercut right into the groin of Azrael! Azrael must have forgotten to retract his famously dexterous and serpentine martian member!
Azrael collapses in a heap, clutching at his lower abdominals and grimacing… and the shrunken TRHP members all reach under their robes… they all have long lengths of rope! Why do they carry ropes with them? That’s a silly thing to ask – we have a wrestling shark! Ropes are totally believable!
The tiny people toss their ropes over the fallen form of Azrael, tying him down! Looks like the REAL higher power has been reading up on the adventures of Gulliver!
Azrael struggles against his bindings… and then he shrinks himself as well! The ropes fall limply to the mat as an itty bitty Azrael runs roughshod over Caleb and his cronies!
Azrael tackles three of the cult members, knocking them out of the ring where they fall a proportionately far distance and crash into the concrete floor! Someone needs to get out here with some very small stretchers and make sure those men are okay!
Shoving the remaining member aside, Azrael focuses on Caleb, rushing forward and grabbing him by the collar… he’s rising into the air… oh my, people, we saw this last week against TJ Wallace, we know what he’s going to do!
Halfway up, Azrael returns everyone to their normal size… he and Caleb are up in the rafters… and he drops him! Azrael dropped him!
What in the blue blazers???? Caleb grabbed on to Azrael’s foot and dragged him down with him! Both men are tumbling through the air… and Azrael hits first!
Azrael crashes into the ring and Caleb lands right on top of him! Both men are in a world of pain, but the referee has no choice but to count a pin…
1….
2…
Kickout by Azrael!!!!
Azrael rolls to his side, clearly feeling the effects of that big drop… Caleb manages to get up first and he heads to the corner.
Caleb scales the ropes and waits while Azrael regains his footing, then leaps of with a flying discus elbow! Azrael is sent staggering into the opposite corner!
Caleb is right on top of him, running in with a clothesline… then sending a shoulder into the celestial traveler’s midsection.
Azrael is lifted onto the turnbuckle… Caleb has him set up for the top rope powerbomb! He has Azrael up…
Azrael flips it over – SUNSET BOMB ONTO CALEB!
Azrael holds him for the pin!
1…
2…
No!
Caleb got his foot on the rope at the last possible second!
Azrael lifts Caleb again and pulls him into the air for a suplex… he can’t get him over! Caleb kicks his feet and drops back down, reversing the move and lifting Azrael upside down overhead…
Brainbuster! Caleb calls it the “I’m In Charge!”
Caleb floats over and hooks both legs of Azrael…
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2…
Azrael kicks out again!
What’s happening… it feels like…
Time…
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Azrael has Caleb over his head and he drops him in a brainbuster!
“Who’s in charge now, Caleb???” Azrael screams into the face of the prone TRHP leader.
How did all of that happen???
Look out, Azrael drops a scintillating legdrop across the throat of Caleb, but instead of a cover Azrael pulls Caleb up to his knees, places him into position and then breaks the man in half with the Stars Fall!!! (Crucifix Powerbomb) and then the cover.
1…
2…
3!!!
Winner: Azrael Erebus
The fans start to make a commotion as TJ Wallace looks to the stage, and out comes Ghost Tank, Frodo Smackins, and Aaron Underwood. The walk slowly down the ramp, as TJ Wallace looks outside to Hysteria, who is smiling sadistically. The Asylum finally gets to the ring, where they circle the ring. Hysteria walks to the ring, and they all climb upon the apron, each manned by a member of The Asylum. TJ Wallace looks around, confused, but never fearful.
“Get Back” by Ludacris plays over the loud speaker as Kirk MacClay, “Loverboy” Vinnie Lane, Xavier Swann, and Jonathan Heartsford walk slowly down the ramp. Hysteria turns around, his back formally facing them. Kirk MacClay shoots Hysteria a smile, and a slight laugh as The Underground surround the ring, like the Asylum. They climb the apron, Kirk with Hysteria, Lane with Tank, Swann with Underwood, and Heartsford with Smackins. TJ circles himself, looking into the eyes of the eight men as they await to pounce on him like a group of hungry Mexicans.
TJ winks, and Kirk MacClay nods his head, and immediately Vinnie Lane elbows Ghost Tank in the nose, sending him to the floor. Now an all-out brawl has erupted! Lane and Tank is going at it, as Tank pushes Lane and charges with a clothesline that Lane ducks! Lane turns Ghost Tank around and hits him with Black Label Driver, Ghost Tank is down and out. Heartsford punches Frodo in the face. And again, and again. A kick to the mid-section. Total Honor! Frodo goes flying into the crowd, as they rip his clothes completely off! Aaron Underwood and Xavier Swann are going at it, as Underwood is taking advantage, with repeat punches. Xavier Swann blocks a punch, and fires back with a punch of his own. Underwood stumbles back and Swann hits him with Swann Song! Hysteria and TJ Wallace goes blow to blow in the middle of the ring, Wallace, Hysteria, Wallace, Hysteria, Wallace, Wallace, Wallace! Wallace knocks Hysteria down, he hits him with The Silencer! Hysteria is down! Vinnie Lane rolls in the ring, followed by MacClay, Swann, and Heartsford. Lane drags Hysteria up and hits him with a Black Label Driver! Swann drags Hysteria up, and Swann Song! Hysteria is dazed and stunned but not down, as Swann hits him with Reflection of Perfection! Hysteria hits the floor like a sack of potatoes, as Heartsford climbs the turnbuckle. He takes to the skies with a Knightfall! Kirk MacClay kicks Hysteria’s broken and battered body out
of the ring, before being handed a mic.
”This Company has been run over by the same people over and over and over again, while great competitors always took the backseat. Well not anymore, now is the time for the guys underground to take a step into the light. This is the Underground, a group of competitors who have busted their asses for this company, and now they get what they finally deserve. This is the Underground, TJ Wallace, Jonathan Heartsford, Xavier Swann, Vinnie Lane, and me Kirk MacClay. And this…this is just the beginning.”
The two men square off in the middle of the ring, tying up and jockeying for position. Hysteria locks in a side headlock on TJ and wrenches it on a few times before TJ manages to break the hold. Hysteria holds his arms up, taunting TJ as the two circle each other again. TJ reaches in for the tie-up but Hysteria connects with a boot to the gut. TJ drops to a knee as Hysteria measures him up and connects with several punches to TJ’s face, stunning him. Hysteria wraps his arm around TJ’s neck and drags him to his feet.
DDT!
Hysteria lands a huge DDT that plants TJ into the canvas. Hysteria slides over, on top of TJ, but before the ref can drop down for the count Hysteria slaps TJ on the face and drags him to his feet. Hysteria whips TJ into the corner and charges in after him. TJ hits the turnbuckles with a thud and bounces off them right back into Hysteria’s path.
STO!
TJ used the momentum from his rebound to drop Hysteria with the bone crunching move. TJ stomps away at Hysteria’s arm a few times. He grabs the arm with an arm wrench, forcing Hysteria to his feet. Hysteria throws a few punches to break the hold, each missing the mark. TJ cranks down on the hold and floats over, dropping Hysteria again with DDT. Hysteria rolls from the ring and to the safety of the floor. The ref makes his way over to the ropes and begins his count.
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TJ shakes his head and sprints toward the opposite side of the ring.
Right into the waiting arms of Ghost Tank! Ghost Tank hoists TJ up into the air with a flapjack, dropping him throat-first onto the top ring rope. Ghost Tank slides out of the ring quickly and dives underneath the ring before the ref can turn his back to investigate the crash. The ref makes his way over to TJ to check on him, but Hysteria rushes past him and drops and elbow right to the head of TJ. Writhing in pain, TJ crawls towards the ropes and begins climbing up them for leverage, but Hysteria places a boot on the back of his head, forcing his throat down onto the middle rope. The ref warns Hysteria to no avail, and begins counting towards his disqualification.
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Hysteria lets go at the last second and makes a slapping motion in the direction of the referee, causing him to back up several feet. Hysteria slowly lifts TJ to his knees by his throat, but TJ fires a few punches into Hysteria’s gut, breaking the hold. As TJ finally fights his way to his feet, Hysteria knees him hard in the stomach, doubling him over. Hysteria winds up and hits a European uppercut that sends TJ staggering backward and spinning him around. Hysteria ducks underneath TJ and lifts him up onto his shoulders.
Electric chair drop!
Hysteria bridges it into a pin!
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Kick out!
TJ rolls to the side as Hysteria methodically stalks him. TJ makes it to his feet just in time for Hysteria to lock in a mandible claw! TJ fights violently to break the hold but Hysteria easily powers him backwards and into the turnbuckles. Hysteria lands a couple punches to the ribs with his free hand and then begins digging through his jacket. He’s got a fork! Hysteria winds up….
The ref grabs his arm, stopping the intended assault. Hysteria releases the claw on TJ as he and the referee fight over control of the fork. Hysteria finally manages to wrestle it away from the ref and turns back towards TJ just in time to be met with a boot to the face! Hysteria stumbles backwards clutch his nose as TJ slowly makes his way to the top turnbuckle. Hysteria looks up and makes his way over to the turnbuckles, holding onto TJ’s leg. Hysteria attempts to set up for a superplex but TJ manages to knock him to the canvas with a well placed headbutt. Hysteria rolls through and pops up onto his feet just in time to catch TJ flying off the top with a diving crossbody! The two men crash to the mat and TJ immediately hooks the leg of Hysteria
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TJ lets out a groan of frustration as the fans begin to cheer him on in support. TJ picks Hysteria up from the ground and lifts him up for a powerbomb. Hysteria fights back with punches to the face! TJ struggles to maintain his balance and turns around
Turnbuckle powerbomb!
Hysteria crumples into a heap in the corner after that collision. TJ pulls Hysteria to the center of the ring, drops down on top of him and hooks the leg once more.
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The ref gets pulled out of the ring by Ghost Tank! The ref shouts at Ghost Tank who merely stares a hole right through him, prompting the ref to slowly roll back inside the ring as TJ is sitting up pleading his case angrily. TJ jumps to his feet and dares the Asylum’s big man to step into the ring with him. Ghost Tank simply smirks and point back into the ring. TJ turns around and gets caught with a huge swinging neckbreaker! Hysteria grabs TJ’s ankle and places it on the bottom rope. He gingerly makes his way to the top turnbuckle and leaps off with a diving leg drop right to TJ’s ankle! TJ clutches for the ankle, clearly in tremendous pain. Hysteria stomps away at his hands, stomps at the injured ankle a few times and then drops to his knees to apply an anklelock! TJ is writhing in pain and has nowhere to go! He manages to get a foot underneath himself and hop up to one leg. He reaches forward and hits Hysteria square in the mouth! Hysteria’s grip loosens and in one fluid motion TJ is able to free his foot and rotate his body…
Into The Sound of Silence!(Trouble in Paradise)
Hysteria and TJ both go down simultaneously after that big kick. Hysteria rolls to the corner and uses the ropes to climb to his vertical base, as TJ struggles to his feet, making sure not to put any kind of pressure on his injured ankle. Both men stagger towards eachother and begin throwing wild punches! Each man reels with each hit. Hysteria manages to get the better of the exchange and kicks Wallce in stomach once more, causing him to double over in pain. Hysteria then puts Wallace down with a DDT and then walks over to the corner. He leans up against the turnbuckle, pulls a finger across his neck and then waits...and waits...and then as Wallace staggers to his feet Hysteria charges at Wallace and takes him out with The Ramification. (High Knee Strike to the Temple). Wallace flops forward as Hysteria also hits the deck. He rolls Wallace over and pins him.
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Winner and Still Prophetic Champion: Hysteria
The cameras fade into the back of the arena where Gator is seen heading out of the building, when all of a sudden 15 Hooded Men block his escape. Gator looks all around and realizes that he is surrounded by these Hooded Men known as The Real Higher Power.
Suddenly they all look upwards into the sky and they start pointing. Gator looks up at what they are pointing at, suddenly from nowhere the leader of The Real Higher Power, Caleb, who is wearing a Green Hood lowers down and lands behind Gator.
He grabs Gator and hits him with a Neck Breaker.
The 15 Hooded Men start laughing at the mistake that Gator made.
Caleb looks down over the fallen Gator.
"Peace to you Gator."
Caleb clicks his fingers, and the 15 Hooded Men disappear as Caled casually walks away.
All three men stare each other down from different sides of the ring as the referee holds the Universal Title aloft and the crowd pops in anticipation for the match ahead. The ref hands the belt to one of the XWF officials at ringside and calls for the bell, as this match is under way. Gilmour and James waste little time in trying to take Theo Pryce out of the equation, both charging at him and unleashing vicious right hands to the face of the Universal champion. Pryce tries valiantly to fight back but to no avail as the sheer volume of hammer-like rights sends him reeling backwards towards the ropes. Gilmour and James each grab an arm and send Theo into the opposite ropes before laying him out flat with a double clothesline on the rebound. Pryce hits the ground hard and immediately rolls out of the ring. Peter Gilmour goes to give chase but it's Eli from behind with a clubbing forearm blow to the back of Peters head, which sends him staggering towards the ropes. Eli quickly grabs Gilmour by the back of the neck and leads him along the ropes, rag-dolling him into the corner where he proceeds to stomp away at the mid-section of Peter, forcing him into a seated position. Eli then walks away from Gilmour, running his hands through his hair, before turning and charging back towards the corner and smashing his right knee into the face of the self-proclaimed “King of Extreme”. Eli leans over the top rope and looks out at the crowd, a manic smile drawn across his face. Eli drops to the mat and rolls out of the ring, retrieving a steel chair from ringside. He folds the cold, hard steel and slides it underneath the bottom rope, then following suit himself. He bends down and picks up the chair, before turning his attention back to Gilmour, who is stumbling back to his feet in the corner. Eli stalks Gilmour and waits for him the reach a full vertical base.. CRACK! Theo Pryce from behind with a violent chair shot to the back of James which causes him to arch his back and slowly spin around... CRAAACCKK!! A thunderous blow to the head of Eli James! CRACK! One for Gilmour, who lands hard on the canvas. Pryce drops the chair and pins Eli James, hooking the leg...
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No, Eli shoots his shoulder up off the canvas to save himself from an early elimination. Theo jumps to his feet and lands a few right boots to the head and shoulders of Eli. He then turns his attention to Gilmour, who is on all fours, still recovering from that chair shot. Theo grabs Peter by the head – NO! Gilmour with a sharp jab to the mid-section of the champ with the edge of the steel chair.. Peter drops the weapon.. DDT on the chair! He quickly looks to eliminate Pryce!
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Pryce out comfortably, but now it's Gilmour with the upper hand. He drags Theo to his feet and then body slam's him onto the steel chair, before turning and running to the ropes, bouncing off and landing a sharp leg drop across the throat of Theo. James is starting to stir, which Gilmour realises, so he picks up the steel chair and lays out Eli James with a crunching blow to the skull! The crowd pop as Gilmour drops the chair and rolls out of the ring. He lifts the apron and starts looking for some toys. He pulls out a table and slides it into the ring, followed by a ladder, a roll of barbed wire and some duct tape! Gilmour pulls the apron back down and slides into the ring. Pryce is on his knees at this point and fires a hard right hand into the mid section of Peter, but Gilmour lands three clubbing forearms across the back of Theo to wear him back down to the canvas. Gilmour sets the table up on one side of the ring, and the ladder beside it. He then grabs Pryce, setting him up for a powerbomb. Gilmour lifts Theo up, but the uni champ slides over the back.. Eli comes from nowhere with a running big boot directed at Pryce, SMACK! Theo ducked under, but Gilmour was hit flush on the jaw and was sent sprawling back onto the table. Pryce goes at Eli, but James lays Pryce out with a huge 180 clothesline from hell! And again, Theo rolls out of the ring! Eli James looks down at the unconscious body of Peter Gilmour laying on the table, then out at the crowd, who start to go nuts. He adjusts the ladder and begins to climb.. surely not? Eli's feet are on the third rung from the top, and he starts to turn around.. BUT LOOK AT THEO PRYCE! Theo springboards from the apron to the top rope and launches himself off, taking the leap of faith and hooking his arm around the neck of Eli James.... DEAD DROP! (Zigzag) THROUGH GILMOUR AND THE TABLE! The crowd begins to chant..
“HOLY SHIT!”
“HOLY SHIT!”
“HOLY SHIT!”
..But Pryce is also hurt from the fall and cant capitalise, instead writhing in agony whilst Gilmour and James lay motionless. The referee circles the debris and broken bodies, waiting for somebody to make a move. Finally, after about 15 seconds, Theo drags himself over to the lifeless body of Gilmour.
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Thr-NO! Gilmour barely gets a shoulder up. Theo rolls over and his arms falls across the chest of Eli James.
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Thr-Kick out! Incredibly close, but James fires the shoulder up once more! Pryce is spent, as are the other two, as they all lay there, sucking in long, deep breaths for a few more moments. All three men begin to stir, James dragging himself up via the ladder, whilst Gilmour is using the ropes for support. Peter throws a right hand at Eli, who retaliates with one of his own. The two men slug it out, trading blows back and forth. Eli swings an extremely wild right hand, which Gilmour ducks, catching James with a belly to back suplex. Peter climbs to his feet and Theo throws a right of his own, which is blocked by Gilmour. Peter lands a right to the jaw of Pryce.. and another.. and another, forcing him back into the corner and then pummelling him down into a seated position. Gilmour then grabs the ladder and tosses it out of the ring in anger, followed by the splintered wood that was once a table. He walks back over to Eli James and drags him to his feet by his hair. He grabs Eli in a front headlock and then throws Eli's arm over his neck, snapping him over his head with a snap suplex and floating over into the cover.
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Eli out at one, so Peter drags him back to his feet. He whips James into the corner and then charges in after him with a huge clothesline. Pryce comes sprinting from across the ring and goes for a huge corner splash on both men, but Gilly ducks out of the way and Eli takes all the force. Theo spins around and is met with a sharp boot to the gut from Peter.. GILMOUR CUT-NO! Pryce shoves Gilmour off and into the ropes, catching him with a well-placed dropkick on the chin as he rebounds, sending Gilmour sprawling to the mat. Pryce is straight over to the corner where James is slumped, mounting the second turnbuckle and raining down right hands as the crowd counts along.. (1... 2... 3... 4...) ..Eli shoves him off, but Pryce sprints straight back up and continues.. (5... 6... 7... 8...) ..Eli shoves him off yet again, but once more Theo sprints back, SMACK! Eli gets the boot up and clips the face of the Universal champion, sending him staggering back to the centre of the ring. Theo turns back around as Eli charges at him, but Pryce snaps a wicked-fast powerslam on Eli James and hooks the leg for the pin.
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Eli kicks out. Theo rolls out of the ring and grabs a hold of Gilmour by his left arm, before whipping him hard and sending him crashing hard through the steel steps. Theo delves under the ring and pulls out a cardboard box filled with fluorescent light tubes! He lifts the box onto the apron, but before he can slide them into the ring, Eli comes charging around the side of the ring and goes for a clothesline on Pryce, who ducks, SMACK! Superkick from Gilmour to James, laying him out cold once again on the mat outside. Theo quickly charges at Peter, who drops down and deftly lands a drop toe-hold which sees the face of Theo Pryce go flying into the steel stairs below. Gilmour gets up and tosses Theo back into the ring, following him in under the bottom rope. Peter makes his way over towards a scrambling Theo Pryce, but Pryce shoots a low kick to the left knee of Gilmour, which drops him to one knee. Theo hooks Peter up in the suplex position and lifts him up with great effort, before dropping himself quickly to the mat and executing a sickening brainbuster! Gilmour sits up shaking for a moment due to the momentum, but Pryce shoves him back and goes for the pin.
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NO! Kick out from Gilmour, and Pryce looks frustrated. He walks over and leans on the ropes, stalking Peter as he rolls over onto his stomach and starts to get up. Theo looks like he's setting up for Burned (Curb Stomp)! Peter is on all fours and Pryce leans back harder on the ropes. As Pryce pushes off and leaps into the air, allowing his right boot to gracefully kiss the top of Gilmours head, Eli slides the boxes of fluorescent tubes into the ring and under the head of Gilmour... BUUUUUURRNNEEDD!! Holy fucking shit! Several of the tubes explode as shattered glass goes flying in all directions! The crowd start chanting “Holy shit! Holy shit!” once more as Theo drags Peters head out of the box of debris to reveal the crimson mask that was once Peter Gilmours face! Theo stands there with a handful of Peters shirt, holding him up as Pryce stares out at the crowd and listens to the roar of approval. While this is happening, Eli slides into the ring behind Theo with a steel chair, CRACK! A violent chair shot to the back of Theo Pryce, which causes him to let go of Gilmours shirt. He turns around – CRAAACCKK!! One to the skull, which this time drops the Universal champion! Eli dumps the chair on the ground and begins to stalk the blood-stained Peter Gilmour..
THE LIGHTS GO OUT!
A faint, rhythmic drumming is heard as flashes of light illuminate the arena for a second at a time. The flashes of light become more and more frequent until a blinding white light fills the arena. Eli James turns around, face-to-face with
The Gilmournator!
GILMOURNATOR CUTTER!
The Gilmournator drops Eli with his finisher. Theo Pryce stumbles to his feet and right into the path of the Gilmournator!
ENDGAME 2199!
The Gilmournator demolishes Theo!
Peter staggers to his feet and locks eyes with Gilmournator. Gilmournator immediately bows his head and drops to one knee, as a show of allegiance to idol. He slowly gets to his hands and knees and crawls backwards, head still down, and leaves the ring. Gilmour looks down at the prone bodies of Eli James and Theo Pryce, and then out at the crowd who are going nuts! Peter begins to stalk Eli James, begging him to get back to his feet. After about five seconds, James begins to stir and slowly regains his vertical base.. he turns around.. GILMOUR CUTTER! For the second time, this time from the legit Peter Gilmour, Eli eats the canvas via a Gilmour Cutter! Gilmour leaps to his feet and walks over to go for the pin... DEAD DROP (Zigzag) OUTTA' NOWHERE! Pryce clambers over the body of Gilmour and throws an arm over Eli James..
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Eli James is eliminated.
Theo made sure that Gilmour didn't eliminate Eli, even after it was the Gilmourcutter that put him down! Pryce crawls over to the corner clutching at his ribs, as Eli James rolls out of the ring. Gilmour crawls across to the other side of the ring, blood dripping from his forehead and staining the mat. Both men now sit in corners on opposite sides of the ring, grimacing in pain and staring each other down as the crowd pops. Both men drag themselves to their feet with the assistance of the ropes and stagger towards each other. Theo throws the first punch, landing a right to the jaw of Gilmour, who staggers. Peter throws back a hammer-like right of his own, catching Theo flush on the chin. The two men trade blows back and forth for a moment before Gilmour gets the upper hand and sends Pryce reeling back to the ropes. Gilly sends Theo across the ring with an Irish Whip, and ducks his head for a back body drop, SMACK! A swift kick to the jaw of Gilmour snaps his head up straight. Theo goes for a clothesline, Gilmour ducks, Pryce turns around and Peter kicks him in the gut, setting him up and.. POWERBOMB! Gilmour holds it for the cover.
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Theo rolls out of the pin attempt, but Gilmour is relentless. He drags Theo to his feet and holds him at arms length. Peter wipes the blood from his own face and smears it across the face of Theo Pryce! He then spits in the face of the Universal Champ, and, GILMOUR CUTTER! But Gilly isn't going for the pin!
Peter wastes no time in sliding out of the ring and pulling out a large steel ladder from underneath the ring apron. Peter slides the ladder inside the ring and sets it up. Peter begins to ascends the ladder as Pryce appears unconscious. Just then, we see the hand of Theo Pryce begin to move! Theo motions toward the ramp with his hand and "Ghetto Superstar" by Pras begins to play.
John Samuels appears on the ramp riding a bicycle with John Madison sitting in the basket! Madison waves to the crowd and pulls a large object from his lap. It's a T-shirt cannon! The crowd is going nuts as the other two Kings make their way down to the ring and Theo Pryce crawls over to the corner to enjoy the show.
"We want T shirts!"
Clap, clap, clapclapclap.
"We want T shirts!"
Clap, clap, clapclapclap.
Samuels and Madison take a couple laps around the outside of the ring shooting t-shirts into the crowd, to the enjoyment of Theo and the confusion of Peter. From atop the ladder Peter begins yelling at Madison, prompting Samuels to stop the bike right next to the ladder. Madison takes aim as Peter gets a look of panic on his face...
Samuels: "Timber!"
Before Peter can finish his protest he is met with a t-shirt right to the face! Peter staggers on top of the ladder, causing it to shake back and forth. Peter tries to steady the ladder but it does no good. The ladder slowly begins to tip over.
Peter is thrown from the ladder and he goes crashing through the announce table! The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the two Kings members disappear backstage and Pryce limps over towards the ropes. Pryce leaves the ring and looks down at Gilmour, kicking him arrogantly as he lays almost motionless amongst the splintered wood. Pryce drags Gilly to his feet with great difficulty and rolls him back into the ring. Theo wastes a couple of seconds clutching at his ribs again and then rolls in after him, and hooks the leg for the win.
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THRE-NO! Gilmour just will not stay down! And Theo is furious! A frustrated Pryce gets to his feet, walks over and begins kicking the bottom rope. He runs his hands through his hair and looks out at the crowd, then down at Gilmour as he draws in long, deep breaths. Theo see's the roll of barbed wire still laying in the corner of the ring and his eyes dart from Gilmour to the wire several times. He walks over and obtains the wire, then moves around behind Gilmour. As Gilly gets to his feet, Pryce begins wrapping him in the barbed wire! Peter is screaming in pain! Theo quickly drops the remainder of the wire and grabs the steel chair off the canvas. Theo winds up.. CR-No! Gilmour with a stiff kick to the mid-section of Pryce, causing him to drops the chair. Peter gets his arms free and shoves Theo's head in between his legs.. he sets him up.. ENDGAME ON THE STEEL CHAIR! THAT'S IT! Gilmour is struggling to make it to Pryce, who is wiped out, but Peter is eventually able to throw an arm over the Universal Champion! This is it!
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THRE-LAST SECOND KICKOUT!
Gilmour is thrown off Pryce and both men lay motionless in the ring once more! What a match! Gilmour slowly rolls out of the ring and lands on the black matting outside. He goes under the ring, looking for some more aid, and returns with two kendo sticks. Gilmour looks utterly barbaric as he rolls back into the ring and stands over Theo Pryce. Blood flowing freely from his face, barbed wire wrapped around his body. He raises the two kendo sticks into the air and lets out a loud war cry.. and now he's going to town on Theo Pryce! Swinging those kendo sticks like a madman! Right! Left! Right! Left! Gilmour isn't even aiming, he is just swinging wildly and connecting with every single part of flesh on Theo Pryce's body! It's about 20 shots before Peter lets out another loud cry and drops the busted sticks! Theo is covered in welts and is in serious pain. Peter drags Theo to his feet and pulls him in close in a bear-hug like hold, the barbed wire pressing against the flesh of both men. Peter then launches Theo Pryce over his head with a Belly to Belly suplex! He launches to his feet and drags Theo up.. Another Belly to Belly suplex! Gilmour is on fire! He goes to pick Theo up again, but Theo hits a low blow on Gilmour, causing him to double over. Pryce turns and bounces off the ropes, goes for a clothesline, but Gilmour ducks and gets in behind him, going for a Belly to Back Suplex, but turns it into a Blue Thunder Bomb! Gilly holds on for the cover!
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TH-NOOOOOO!
Pryce with a last-gasp kick out! And Gilmour looks utterly spent! He sits there with his head in his hands, wondering what he has to do. After about ten seconds, he rolls Theo over and slowly gets back to his feet. He stomps on Pryce's face a couple of times and then grabs one of the mangled steel chairs, placing it on the face and chest of Theo. Gilmour slowly limps over to the corner and climbs through the ropes, ascending the turnbuckle into unfamiliar territory. He is pulling out all the stops to put away Theo. Gilmour summons all the energy he can muster and leaps off the top rope, but Pryce launches the chair into the air and it cracks Gilmour in the skull! Peter lands on his feet, but drops instantly to a knee before bouncing up and leaning on the ropes, holding his head. Theo rushes from behind and leaps onto Peters back.. DEAD DRO-NO! Gilmour holds onto the top rope and throws Pryce back and he goes rolling across the ring, immediately getting back to his feet. Gilmour tries for a spinning leg kick, but Theos is underneat it and catches Gilly's arm on the way back round and wrenching him down to the ground! CHOKE POINT! (Arm trap crossface) This could be it! Theo pulls back hard as Gilmour screams in pain!
He's trying to crawl to the ropes, but he can't drag Theo.
Theo wrenches back harder, and Gilmour lifts his arm!
He's starting to tap! No! He's clawing for the kendo stick! And he's got it! He swings desperately over his shoulder, cracking Theo in the skull three times and forcing him to break the hold! Pryce rolls off and Gilly drops the stick and wipes the blood out of his eyes once more as he grimaces. The two men climb slowly back to their feet, but it's Pryce who strikes first with a clothesline which drops Gilmour. Theo then grabs the duct tape and begins taping Peters wrists to the middle rope.. and now he is defenceless! The slowly slides out of the ring and walks over to the broadcast area, snatching up a laptop from one of the production staff at ringside. Pryce rolls back into the ring and stands up, looking down at Gilmour, who is starting to come to and is fighting hard to break his bonds, but to no avail. Theo mouths off at Gilmour, who as always, has plenty to say himself. Pryce smirks sadistically as he gives Peter a thumbs up, before turning it all the way upside down. Gilmours eyes go wide as Pryce winds right back and SMASH! Pieces of the laptop explode in hundreds of directions and the computer shorts out, sending sparks flying everywhere! Gilmour is convulsing against the ropes as Pryce looks out at the crowd and relishes another “Holy Shit!” chant. It's then that Pryce realises he needs to pin Peter's shoulders to the mat, so he desperately starts ripping away at the tape trying to undo it. Eventually Pryce is able to remove enough of the tape to drag Peter away from the ropes and back into the center of the ring where he pins Gilmour...
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...SHOULDER UP! Or maybe Gilmour is just twitching and convulsing, but either way his shoulders have started to bounce up and down while the rest of his body shakes. Theo stands and looks at Gilmour who is starting to get up to one knee while still shaking. Theo cracks Gilmour in the face but Gilmour shakes it off! Sweat is flying off of Gilmour's body as he shakes and absorbs more blows from Theo and then... GILMOUR CUTTER... no! Pryce quickly reversed it into a reverse DDT on the way down! He rolls Peter face down and waits a couple seconds for him to start pushing himself up before... BURNED! (running stomp to back of head)
Gilmour is motionless after that and there's a puddle of blood forming under his face on the canvas!
Theo Pryce quickly drops down to lock in the Choke Point! He has that arm-trap crossface locked in tight! The ref checks the situation but there is NO movement at all from Gilmour as more blood gushes from his face, possibly from a broken nose as a result of the "Burned" stomp he received?
The ref wiggles Gilmour's hand and there is no response. He gives it another couple seconds but the lack of response plus all the blood loss is enough! The ref is calling it!
DING DING DING!!!
Winner: Theo Pryce
The fans are on their feet in amazement after everything that they've seen tonight. Theo releases the hold and the ref raises his hand high in the air.
BUT WAIT! What's this?
The lights go out for a moment when suddenly…
Oh my god… That music…
He can’t be? Can he?
Theo Pryce begins to try and exit the ring but flames emerge at the bottom of the rap and then the surrounding areas of the ring.
A masked man holding a briefcase emerges from under the ring.
That’s him! That must be him! It’s Steve Davids!
Theo scurries into the ring but walks into a kick to the gut! The man then plants Theo with a DDT onto the briefcase!!
The man removes the mask to reveal… It’s Ricky Desmond!! He and Steve have been working together, and it looks as if Steve has given him his briefcase!
Wait!!! Suddenly a man walks straight through the flames. Unscathed. There he is! Now THAT is him!
Ricky moves aside and hands Steve Davids his briefcase!
Steve hands it over to the referee!
Is this a game of hot potato with the briefcase, or is this a... YES! It's a CASH IN!
DING DING DING!!
XWF Universal Championship
Theo Pryce
23%
- vs -
Steve Davids
88%
24/7 Cash In
The fans can't believe what they're seeing as Steve picks up a lifeless Theo Pryce and lifts him into the air!
“GAME OVER!” Ricky screams as Steve Davids plants Theo with the praying mantis bomb!
Steve stands and looks around at the fans who are going crazy, then looks down at Theo and says something... it sounds like he says "sorry brother" before dropping down to cover Theo!
...1
...2
...But Peter Gilmour is back up! Peter wipes the blood from his eyes and sees a pin happening, so he instinctively breaks it up by kicking Davids in the head! The ref shrugs and just lets them sort this out as Davids gets up in Gilmour's face and then blocks a right hand from Gilmour and kicks him in the gut, following up by irish whipping Gilmour right at Theo who was just starting to get up and both Theo and Peter crash into each other and go down. Ricky Desmond tosses a leather pouch to Steve Davids who opens it up and sprinkles hundreds of tacks all over the fallen Theo Pryce! Davids quickly grabs Gilmour and pulls him up into a powerbomb... RIGHT INTO THEO PRYCE WHO IS COVERED IN TACKS! HOLY SHIT!!!
Steve pushes Gilmour out of the way who now has tacks stuck in his back, and Theo has tacks sticking into his chest! Steve pulls the bleeding Theo up... another GAME OVER!
He covers!
...1
...2
...THREE!
New Universal Champion: Steve Davids
Steve’s done it! He has the championship he has been craving for! What a return for the Psycho Sensation!
Steve cradles the championship and grins as Ricky looks on smugly and Warfare fades to black with the fans still in shock!
Team Underground is going to rid the XWF of the embarrassment that is the Asylum, starting this weekend at Shove It when I make Frodo tuck his tail between his legs and run home to mommy.
And Steve Davids? We were never properly introduced before, but my name is "Loverboy" Vinnie Lane. Congratulations on your cheap cash in tonight, dude, but don't forget my face... it's the face of the guy you'll be handing that belt to pretty soon.
(12-18-2014, 01:03 PM)Pamela the entitled cunt Said:
And Steve Davids? We were never properly introduced before, but my name is "Loverboy" Vinnie Lane. Congratulations on your cheap cash in tonight, dude, but don't forget my face... it's the face of the guy you'll be handing that belt to pretty soon.
Samuels laughs so hard he nearly vomits.
"Excuse him Davids, he doesn't understand that being a perpetual loser isn't the way to title contendership."
"Speaking of which, don't get too attached; Unlike this whiny bitch here, you and I are actually going to be having a match for this belt."
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"Are you fucking kidding me with this bullshit!? I finally get close to killing The Asylum now I have to deal with this real higher power shit!? Fuck you guys! I'll destroy every last one of you!"
"Apart from that, pretty good night. Five thousand xbux that Davids loses the belt on his first defence."
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holy shit that main event was EPIC! Even if I did lose i put up one HELL of a fight. Thanks Theo..
Davids.. congrats for now but if samuels doesnt beat you.. IM COMING FOR YOU BITCH!
congrats again
SUCK... MY... DICK!
3X Star of the Month
Former 3x Hart Champion
Former 13X Xtreme Champion
Former 6X Tag Champion
Former 2X Trios Champion
Former 2x Heavy Metal Weight Champion
Former Universal Champion
(12-18-2014, 02:14 PM)Fordo Swagkins Said: "Wait, didn't Lane tell me he put Pest in the hospital for weeks?"
I fucking Said: I told that chump Pest that he was going to pay for what he did to my angel, didn’t I? And where’s he been for the last week? Laid up in the hospital, that’s where.
(12-15-2014, 11:37 PM)Mr WGWF Said: Pest:Yes, I have time to respond right now. I'm still in a hospital room, as you can see. Yeah, I killed Barbie, imagine that. I ended the life of the mother of my unborn child. Guess what that means I'd do to you. The corporation doesn't have to die because you're being a brat. Just walk away and let us find a replacement. Someone who won't lose to Ghost Tank. How about we get Calypso. Calypso, come join the Corporation.
How does it go? "Lolnope?" Pay attention, shortstack.
Loverfag Said:I told that chump Pest that he was going to pay for what he did to my angel, didn’t I? And where’s he been for the last week? Laid up in the hospital, that’s where.
Now the guy has a couple weeks to heal
"Kinda seems like you still vastly overestimated yourself. Like you do most of the time. Like the time you said you and the underground were going to go through The Asylum. How did that go for Wallace, for Heartsford? And come this Shove it, we'll see how it went for you. It looks like the only person on your team worth a shit is Swann. And that's not even been tested."
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