Sitting at "home", Ghost Tank grabs Alvald's phone from him, and gestured for him to grab the camera so he can record the conversation. He then called up Frodo. Soon as he heard the noise that signified someone answered, Ghost Tank spoke,

"Brother Frodo, before you speak, it's GT. Wanted to ask you about something. On Warfare I face two people, one is a Zak Jacobs, and the other is Luke Kage. Know anything about them?"

" Zak, Moonshine, whatever the fuck he's calling himself. Wonder how it it feels to be the biggest pussy in a federation that includes Peter Gilmour? Fucking seriously, bruh, he a fucking washed up joke. Wonder if he'll actually gonna cut a promo and stick around for this match, or if he'll gonna tuck tail and hide behind your bullshit stories like last time? Pussy ass nigga. My boy, Cleanser will clean the shit out of you at Warfare. You'll kick your ass worse than I did. Can't believe I let him top me once. And can't believe he thought I meant him when I confessed my love for Mandii. Fucking ]

"I feel bad for Zak. I really do. Especially since you've got a lot dirt on him. Honestly, he looks like a pussy. Looks like someone who could have everything handed to him, and still fuck up. I bet he's the kind of guy that if you gave the simplest of instructions to, that he would STILL find some way to fuck it up. He's that incompetent. Violator, do you have anything else to say to the Zak? Or do you think you've wrecked him enough?"

[lightblue][b]"Huge bitch, bruh. When I thought I loved this dude, I had to try and hide my infidelities and then lie about being on drugs. This dude flipped because I slept with Theo's dead assistant, Jimmy, before we got serious. He's a fucking pussy. He lets his sister order him around, and he takes it. Plus, dude banged Callaway and claimed to not be gay. Bruh, anyone who bangs Callaway is gay. Anyone."

"Don't know who Callaway is, so I'll take your word on that, Brother. Zak should've known what kind of person you are. You like to fuck, so why should he have expected the relationship to be monogamous? That's why I think the way I do, man. Humans are meant to fuck who we want. We're no better than animals in regard to our sexual appetites. If Zak is that much of a whiny bitch, then it's a good thing you actually found someone who isn't a fucking idiot, like him. You learned, he became more ]

Frodo would hear Ghost Tank chuckle before speaking again,

[color=#49FF49]"Anything else you got on Zak? Cause this is pretty hilarious, Brother. I've been having Alvald record our conversation."

"Oh yeah, I got plenty. Zak, in his infinite power and awesome vampireness, cause he's claiming he's a vampire who also does magic and stuff, lost to a mere mortal like Nathaniel Idenhaus. Now, you don't remember Idenhaus, he was very much before your time, but that man is just a doctor and some time fighter. Yeah, I lost to Idenhaus, but I'm not a fucking immortal vampire. Not only that, but he also got his ass ditched by Azrael, and who was the first person Azrael went to? Me. Zak and his piece of shit sister are nothing to this company. They're liars and simpletons. How the fuck are you going to be a Doctor at 21, then go to Prison for less than 4 months? Fucking fuck that guy. You know the only time Zak's won a match that I saw? Fucking Dimallisher's first match. Imagine that, only one match won in the year that I've been here. Even Radio is better than that. Fuck.

And what's even worse? He changes faces like every 2 weeks, gets new plastic surgery. Then claims there's some sort of gay vampire cock twisting experiment going on. And look up Callaway, she's the only woman alive whose vagina has been more abused than Kunta Kinte. Bitch is a nasty whore. Her snatch is not for pleasure anymore, just a place for dead hopes and dreams."

Frodo could hear Ghost Tank laughing, not the laugh he put on for his promos, but the genuine article, he's busting his gut. A couple of sighs to try and return his composure before speaking,

"Oh fuck. This is just too good. Tell me some more things about Callaway. You seem to remember her well."

"I remember her very well. She was the kind of stupid bitch to think she was sexy, and not a dried up sack of freeze dried cum. I tried to sleep with her once, and she took it to mean that she was special. She forgot that I'll literally sleep with anything that's of legal age. Hell, I fucked a sheep and she overlooked that. Giovanni Ferrari, you may not remember him, had to get drugged out of his mind to sleep with her, and he said it was horrible. Couldn't even cum. But Callaway and Misery thought they were somehow important to this federation. And his fucking sister. Swear to god, that sister was the dumbest fucking cunt I'd ever seen. She thought she could play around with Zeke, cure his AIDs, and it'd be ok with her husband. Michael Radio, the wonderfag. Then she had to cry when he left her, like a dumb cunt dripping cum and stupidity. Fuck, I hate those three. Ally was so dense she pretended to be pregnant with MacAllister's kid, and thought no one would notice the clear lack of quality in his choice of women. She was supposed to fight me, but ran away a lot. And Micah, she got her ass kicked right before Scorpio and I took Griffin's title. Last time anyone saw that miserable cunt."

Ghost would laugh some more, but as Frodo continued, he began to look confused,

"Micah? That's Zak's sister, am I guessing right? Or is that someone affiliated with them?"

"Micah is Zak's sister's real name. In ring she went by Minx. Apparently, they changed their last name. It used to be Castile, but they are now going by Jacobs. Odd. They wanted to change their name to hide their shame, but it didn't work. They're the same fuck ups they've always been, so comically inadequate, if we strip away all comedy. It's just sad. Worst thing, Theo gave them money for their family's supposedly toxic venom."

Ghost Tank snickered,

"They sound like a couple of twats. Same for Theo. Believing they have toxic venom. Bet it wasn't even toxic, probably some concoction to get super high, and Theo wanted that shit."

"Theo is not a twat, he's a good guy. He thought he could make money off it. Theo's all about making money. He's brilliant like that. Listen, I gotta run, see at Madness."

"Forgot, he's your friend. Sorry for calling him a twat, Brother. Nice talking to you. I'll see you there."

Ghost Tank looked at the camera,

So, I don't really know how to end this. Zak, wow. You...well...fuck. Kage, I'm not even really worried about you.

The video faded to black and the neon green words flashed on the screen

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