The scene opens to the long stream of pews in the church of Higher Power and Manson is stood at the altar in the very front. He seems pretty disinterested, bored. Doing the routine clearing of the throat, he steps up to the Altar.

"Brothers and sisters, while some of you may have matches at this shove it, which we have no doubt you will win, I don't. Yeah, that's right, I don't have a match because this jackass hillbillly, greasy, brother fucking, mother loving, silenced piece of shit probably won't even bother showing up for our match. He hasn't even made a promo.

Oh but you could argue, I haven't? I have been waiting for this guy to even mention a stipulation, so I could take his interests to heart and create a match that we could both fight in without feeling the need to fall asleep. Normal one versus one's aren't that interesting, especially on a shove it. So, my match stipulation will be a church match. It will be held here in this very church, where I will sacrifice this piece of shit in the name of the Higher Power and hope he appreciates it.

I like to think of this sacrifice similar to an Aztec sacrifice, I mean there will be a few notable similarities, such as Harley Jack being a cow. Haw, haw, that's a Scully insult right there, folks. Jokes aside, this cunt probably has some sort of cow DNA on his microscopic penis. Also his brother, his sister and his mother. What a fucking wickedly decadent lecher and a flagitious cantankerously-caterwauling mutilation of decency. Whipping out the language here so that if he reads this he will have to think very hard on what I'm saying, the poor fuck never had an education.

So, instead of talking about this gigantic pile of shit, I will clear some stuff up instead. Harley Jack is a woefully non-intuitive delinquent and a demented cow-fucking ocular depravity to all of discrimination, we know that. My name is Mickey Manson, not Gein, not any of your childish nicknames either. It makes my brain hurt. It's like me calling Harley Jack something like Harvey Jack-shit. It's not even funny.

Secondly, I am not carried by Hysteria. He is a phenomenal preacher and amazing in the ring, but we are here for the same purpose, but are going about it in slightly different ways. Likewise with Tank and Fyre. So if you think we are carried by one person you are clearly wrong, or a gigantic . We are all influenced by the Higher Power and follow his orders, that is that.

Growing up I never was affected by religion, in fact I was an atheist. The fact that there was an invisible man in the sky was extremely far fetched to me.

George Carlin Said:"When it comes to bullshit, big-time, major league bullshit, you have to stand in awe of the all-time champion of false promises and exaggerated claims, religion. No contest. No contest. Religion. Religion easily has the greatest bullshit story ever told. Think about it. Religion has actually convinced people that there's an invisible man living in the sky who watches everything you do, every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a special list of ten things he does not want you to do. And if you do any of these ten things, he has a special place, full of fire and smoke and burning and torture and anguish, where he will send you to live and suffer and burn and choke and scream and cry forever and ever 'til the end of time!

But he loves you...?"

George Carlin... great guy, but that's beside the point. Whoever thinks we are Christians are stupid as fuck. We constantly attack them with subtle jabs in our promos, but they are obviously too subtle to understand, or, like I said, you are . That is all from me and I will enjoy destroying Harley Jack in our Church match come this shove it. If that pussy even shows up."

Manson steps off the stage as a few members clap, including Hysteria, who greets the Martyr as he leaves.

"Come, Manson. We have a lot of planning to do."

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Former XWF Heavy Metal Champion X3

Member of the greatest match of 2014, The Asylum versus The Three Kings

Former XWF Fomer Champion

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