"Hello, my friends. Well, it's become apparent to me that either none of you have faith in yourselves to advance in this King of the Ring Tournament, or, you are all completely blind. Everytime one of you opens your mouth, you basically list who the comptitors are and who the winners will be. Then, of course, who you will meet in the finals. If you're from the bottom bracket, you're fighting Gator or Tony Santos. If you're in the top bracket, you're fighting the leprechaun. Even in some cases, Ghost Tank."
"Ghost Tank? Really, my friends? The fellow hasn't a clue what he's up against in the tournament. He sees himself as the biggest threat, which he may be the biggest in size, but appearance and even strength will not carry you to the crown. I say again, how did your power and size pan out for you during War Games? You threw a few other competitors around a bit and then incapacitated yourself from the match. Smart move, my friend, smart move. Yet, you continue to claim you had an effect in the result of the match. Foolish. You speak of a 'Higher Power' choosing you because of your abilities. My friend, this 'Higher Power' you speak of will be of no help to you in these matches this week. If you manage to make it past, Mister Frodo, I look forward to see whether or not your capable of doing anymore advancing. All I see ahead of you is more ignorant foes that had no clue what they were actually up against when they decided to participate in this tournament."
"The Knight, for example. My friend, our hero. Watching through the eyes of your little robot friend recently, I noticed that even through your speech you haven't made it past the second or third round. You, of all the patients, should realize where the threats lie. Certainly your first couple rounds will be difficult, but remember our encounter? Remember our session? I left you face down and Mister Reynolds bound in the ring ropes. Due to my extreme measures, the victory I claimed over the two of you was overturned. So, what does that say about me? It says that I will go to any heights to prove a point. Mister Reynolds, needed fixed. I fixed him. Tell me you atleast learned SOMETHING from our session, Sir Knight. Please, tell me something."
"Mister Smackins. I mentioned recently that you fail to really hear me out when I say things. You take the first part of something and go with it. Just because those were the words I spoke, it doesn't mean that I intend on failing to win this tournamnt. When I mentioned you belong together, I meant in a box. A small box where you to could do anything you want to each other and exchange as many sex and penis jokes as you wish. You want to see a tricks done with a balloon? Go to the carnaval of freaks where you belong you short, disgusting, little troll. If the best you can do is come at me and propose different methods and certain things that I should shove into myself, then you're far from getting your stubbly, stout little fingers on this crown."
"You're also not the first person to throw the whole, 'You're not a doctor' bit at me, Dwarf. I've been getting that since I first stepped foot in the XWF. Deny my efforts to save this company, if you like, but the cleansing has already begun, and it's not going to end with you. You're just a stepping stone for me to get what I want. First, the crown. What comes after the crown is yet to be told, but my work here is far from over. Shifting your focus over to Gator as of late is pointless as much as your desire to see those balloon tricks. We all know you've got the best of Gator once, and yes, we all know that Gator has got the best of me once. Basing your predictions off one single meeting... Come now, friend. You've been around long enough to know that one's fate can change in a blink of an eye around here. I've seen on multiple occassions where the so called, 'Top Dog' around here falls into a miserable abyss and lacks the ability to climb back out again. A perfect example of, once your at the top there's only one place to go."
"It seems your one of the favorites in this whole thing, Jacob. Good for you, I suppose. Everyone seems to be looking at your title defense against me and assuming that your just capable of taking me down at anytime. I think that even you would disagree with them a bit. I may not have been your toughest challenge to date, but I know that I made you work to keep that title. Luck was definitely on your side that night, my friend. Now, a chance to prove everyone that that precedence has no place here in the XWF. As I told the half-man, anything can happen here. Even in my short time spent here, I've seen that. There isn't a doubt in my mind that you'll be advancing in the tournament, but only once. It's unfortunate for you, being of such high prestige here, that you'll only reach the second round. Meanwhile, some of the lower class like Mastermind and Tony Santos may reach rounds further than two. Does it make you ill? It turns my stomach a bit. Even I know where to give credit where credit is due and you deserve more than that."
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