They entered into a covenant to seek the Morbidlord, the Morbidgod of their fathers, with all their heart and soul; and everyone who would not seek the Morbidlord, the Morbidgod of Russia, was to be put to death, whether small or great, whether man or woman. Death to false prophets!
-Morbidgod (2/15:12-13 NAB)
Battle cries rip throughout the clouded sky! The fight has begun! Morbidgod on his steed with his generals beside him, the roar of the horses hooves sounding like a train. Thousands upon thousands of warriors descend towards each other like a ravenous mob of the undead seeking flesh and blood!
Morbid Angel draws his sword, a blackened steel blade marred with chips and scrapes, dulled though the many battles and saved as to be un-sharp so it could hack and rip versus slash and cut. The look of insanity filled the eyes of Morbidgod as the legions crashed together, Morbidgod’s faithful horse tramples many as he breaks through the lines, those who dare hit him with their inferior weapons were quickly struck down! The Pagans fought and tried but as many who merely try, they lost. This crusade was a success to be remembered for a lifetime. Morbidgod’s foot soldiers may have taken heavy casualties but the he stands triumphant having killed the Pagan tribe’s elders, and collected their heads as the trophies of the day. Victory Forever was born this day!
Through the ages Morbidgod claimed many victories throughout time. Morbidchrist wars were fought many times and each time they were fought he laughed and watched stupidity kill each other. They did not realize that they were fighting for the same Morbidgod, just a different context. The wars will be never ending, everyone thinks their Morbidgod is correct. In the beginning of the Morbidbible as recalled that these humans were not born with the most intelligent minds, though they invented many things for their betterment. They lack the ability to think before they do something, like start a war or genocide on religion. As times went on, Morbidgod had to take more of a back seat role when it comes to his crusades. He was quickly seen as more of a tyrant vs. a Morbidgod the merciful. A good reasoning for any god-to-be. If you accept a mainstream role in the lives of your people, you lose that special luster, the mystique of the unknown.
Morbidgod retreated back to the heavens to protect what he has left of his “merciful” nature and in time he will be remembered as something better. As before in the Morbidbible he was known as a loving man who taught swift lessons which were considered brutal but necessary for his kingdom bellow.
Lets take a look farther back, to the time of Barnabus Dippus Green’s Ark. It is a heartwarming story about a man who decided to save the world when Morbidgod sent in a vision.
The world at this time was filled with anger, death, rape and lawlessness. Mostly attributed by Morbidgod’s absence and allowing them to rule themselves to regain the glimmer of righteousness. His attempt to leave them be turned into a world unlike any in the past, a place where John Madison can rule! This cannot be in a world created by Morbidgod.
One night when Barnabus Dippus Green was sleeping, the Morbidgod came down from the heavens to send him a message. Barney was an old man at this time, they counted dog years instead of human years at this time so he was considered 900 years old. This was because when Morbidgod told them the value of age and what was considered a good age to die. Man took it upon their self to get confused and use dog years instead of human years, though a dog ages faster than a human, this little flaw and it being a magical time made it near impossible to die young. Barnabus Dippus Green is just about 129 years old in the conversion. As time goes on Morbidgod worked out the scam by the humans so they die a lot younger.
Morbidgod came to Barnabus while he slept to deliver a message that will forever change the world and speed up aging. Morbidgod quietly crept into the hovel that Barney slept in and awoke him with a gentile nudge with his foot. Barnabus snapped to, grasping his knife and ready to cut one of the many thieving, raping whore’s wandering the world at this time of night only to see Morbidgod surrounded by a soft illumination from his heavenly body. Morbidgod stood before Barnabus Dippus Green naked with muscles glimmering in the moon light, every curve seemed to be etched out of granite. Truly the body of a deserving god he was. Morbidgod looked at Barnabus without a word passing between them. Morbidgod then begins to relieve himself on the floor in front of Barnabus. The pool of godly piss quickly turns into a large puddle, rapidly growing to the point where Barnabus has to stand in order to stay dry. Finally after a few moments of fire hydrant like pissing, it stops. Morbidgod makes eye contact with him and begins to furiously shake his massive holy cock.
Morbidgod-”Build a boat to save the animals, a great flood is coming of shit and piss and they need to live. Prepare for what could be the end”
Barney share a long silence before the scene
fades to black!
Morbid Angel is in the morgue cleaning up the mess from yesterdays antics, oddly enough it was a family of hemophiliacs so there was blood everywhere. I am sure if Morbid knew then what he knows now he wouldn’t have hacked them to death, he would have poisoned them to death then drained their blood like a good mortician would!
As Morbid grabs a white mop to bleach the floor he begins to speak.
Morbid Angel-”Oh, lookie here! Kinwrathi! The almighty disappearing freak show! Do you remember the last time you hat a match? Sure you do…but do we? I can’t even remember the last time you had a match. In fact I thought you were Ezekiel for some goddamned reason. Don’t ask me why…it’s not important as to why. But I have heard a little from you and I believe it is in my best interest to correct you, mainly because I don’t think you have any fucking clue about anything that has gone on here in the XWF. You are filler here, Shane calls upon you to fill a spot and take the pin. SO! Lets get started!
So, my beating Theo Pryce is only a technicality? Is that what we are calling it? I didn’t see his team being called “Gein’s Team” IT WAS THEO’S! Plus even if you don’t want to count that one then maybe you should remember that I defeated you! Azrael had a shove it and I defeated you! So if you were actually paying attention while you were gone you would know that I DEFEATED THEO PRYCE AND YOU! More than what you could possible claim! You beat him once and I am sure he didn’t even enter the ring, he just send one of his little fuck bitches in the Black Circle to get pinned for him! I DEFEATED HIM! So now that we got that clear we can move onto other things; unless you want to add something which I am positive will make you look ignorant. Look into facts before you start talking, that’s a little free advice for you.
You said laughable things, calling me and steroid addled, wow, that is something everyone says because if you can’t beat me, you talk shit about how smart I am, my beautiful steroids. Then you will fall; actually that little line reminds me of something already said by people twice as good as you! Griffin McAlister! He said things… just… like… that. Even more so Jessica Diaz! She took great pleasure in saying dried little comments like that. You are just copying people to fill in open air on film. Do you actually believe that is something real? Do you believe in what you just said? Well, of course you will say you believe it, but deep down you know you don’t. Unless you are a complete fool. I don’t even make lame jabs like that about my opponents because they are lame and over done! Griffin McAlister has been called out on being repetitive and unentertaining. You want to follow in those foot steps? Is that what you want to do? Or do you want to grow a set of fucking balls and fucking do your own thing? I can guarantee you this much, being original will bring you a lot further than stealing other people’s thunder. That is just a small observation. Lets see how well you fare on that; I bet you’ll come back with an infamous line from McAlister or Diaz because you are about as original as a can of soda! You are the same, you have no originality and you never will! So as we have this little back and forth you will struggle to rip me apart with dried old insults. I guess it’s a safety net for the XWF scrubs, when backed into a corner they come out with STOLEN insults! What? Are you going to call me a next? That is very Peter Gilmour of you. I am sure he will enjoy the theft of his famed insult. So, one last time because I am sure you already forgot what I was explaining to you about insults. STOP STEALING FROM OTHER WRESTLERS! These insults have been done and have been worn out. I am sure if you actually watched a promo you could find a million little things to talk about. You should try that.
And now you insult your partner? HAHAHA! I see this is going to be a good match! I see you getting fucked up by three people because you can’t work together as one. I am not saying that I work well as a team but fucking hell! You are arrogant as FUCK! Here you are, after a 9 month break from any kind of fighting, well, except your wife. I am sure you beat her pretty well because you only beat up on the weak. Theo Pryce is about the size of a fucking woman and now you are bragging about slapping his bitch up. Amazing! But really, do you think that Me and Peter Gilmour are going to that fucking easy to beat? If you do then you are a fucking IDIOT! You are a weak, over-hyped, nobody. Who, by the way you act about others was popular in school and will now go through life thinking that they are the best and that everyone owes you something. In this match you are not the biggest, you are not the most accomplished, in fact, you are the least accomplished person in this fucking match! The only reason I rank Ghost Tank above you is because he had more matches than you! You are a man holding onto a long past victory! It’s like me still holding onto the time I beat NeoNero when he was known as the Corpse! That was so fucking long ago it isn’t even funny! LET THE PAST GO!
Cunt? Incoherent grunts? Is that what we are calling it? Through all the victory, people LOVE MY FUCKING GRUNTS! They LOVE MORBIDGOD! You are just jealous that no one even fucking looks at you so you are lashing out. It’s OK, I don’t give much of a fuck about you either. And talking about incoherent shit, have you watched your promo? It is very weak, bouncing all over the place; one second you are talking about Me, then Theo Pryce, giving yourself a little cock stroke, then Peter Gilmour then back to me then Ghost Tank, then Theo Pryce AGAIN! Then Ghost tank, Ghost Tank, me, Ghost Tank, then Peter Gilmour, then me. Talk about ridiculous garbage! You are pointing fingers at me for being all gibberish but look at what you are doing for a second. Fucking hell, it’s like watching a Jessica Diaz promo with all the crazy fucking shit that doesn’t make any sense!
So you are actually bringing up how we lost a match in our favor, against our PARTNER! Don’t you think it is odd that Me and Peter took it so easy on Loverboy? Shane said he had to try but he never said how hard we had to try. We allowed Loverboy to win so we can remain a fucking team! I figured you would have understood that! You of all people who seems so ”intelligent” but I guess you are only as smart as google.com allows, am I right? You seem like that kind of asshole; then again you will correct me with Wiki, right? You are far from smart. You are really that fucking stupid that you believe that I would lose to fucking Loverboy? You couldn’t see how that match was just given to him for the sake of the team? I guess this is because you struggle trying to drag a massive ego you sniveling, should've been aborted, fucking delusional, and you are more than Ghost Tank. PAY ATTENTION TO DETAILS! Try and keep up!
I will have to say this about you, Kinwrathi; you are by no means anyone to be taken seriously. You are bad enough to get beaten by Michael McBride! I do believe that Ghost Tank will carry you, not to victory but maybe to the hospital! Because YOU are a JOKE! Actually, I believe that Ghost Tank could beat you in a match. I dare you to accept a fight against him and see how far you get!”
Morbid Angel dunks the mop in the water and pushes the bucket to the corner and hit’s the light as he leaves the room.
The scene fades to a Blood Red!
болезненное ангел!
Intercontinental Champion
TRIO CHAMPION x2
UNIVERSAL CHAMPION x2
UFO Champion x2
Ark Champion x2
Heavy Metal Champion x2
Xtreme Champion x3
Won at War Games 2014
and steroid addled, wow, that is something everyone says because if you can’t beat me, you talk shit about how smart I am, my beautiful steroids. Then you will fall; actually that little line reminds me of something already said by people twice as good as you! Griffin McAlister! He said things… just… like… that. Even more so Jessica Diaz! She took great pleasure in saying dried little comments like that. You are just copying people to fill in open air on film. Do you actually believe that is something real? Do you believe in what you just said? Well, of course you will say you believe it, but deep down you know you don’t. Unless you are a complete fool. I don’t even make lame jabs like that about my opponents because they are lame and over done! Griffin McAlister has been called out on being repetitive and unentertaining. You want to follow in those foot steps? Is that what you want to do? Or do you want to grow a set of fucking balls and fucking do your own thing? I can guarantee you this much, being original will bring you a lot further than stealing other people’s thunder. That is just a small observation. Lets see how well you fare on that; I bet you’ll come back with an infamous line from McAlister or Diaz because you are about as original as a can of soda! You are the same, you have no originality and you never will! So as we have this little back and forth you will struggle to rip me apart with dried old insults. I guess it’s a safety net for the XWF scrubs, when backed into a corner they come out with STOLEN insults! What? Are you going to call me a ![[Image: 8IZ5unY.png]](https://i.imgur.com/8IZ5unY.png)
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