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~~⤤⇝ℰⱱεℛℑȓųšƬ⇜⤣~~ · **10-26-2014, 10:40 PM**

Dear Evertrust,

My name is Erica Sanders and I'm your biggest fan! I really love what you've been doing in the XWF; everything from making guys like Vincent Lane and John Samuels your puppets, to getting a hold of Maverick's long lost brother and having him expose Maverick for the dirty Mexican farm girl-boy he-she really is. I also think it's really great how you're restoring value to the X-treme Championship. Some of those kickouts of yours are truly amazing, man! The way you froze S.W.A.T.'s body and sliced him in half, and the way you sent Maverick riding away on that miniature train model were priceless! And OMG I just love each time you and Doctor D'ville come into contact with each other; it just always feels like something so… "evil" us taking place in the universe anytime you guys are in the same room. I totally think you guys need to team up or something. Oh, and Justin Sane is soooo hot. I'm going to be really looking forward to seeing more from you guys because you're both so freaking awesome! When are you guys getting your tag title shot? I hope it's soon!

Anyways, I was wondering if I could make a suggestion? You have all kinds of crazy powers, right? I mean you're a wizard and all that fun stuff, right? Did you know that scientists have discovered how to link the minds of rats together remotely so that multiple rats can use mental communication to accomplish tasks and solve problems that normal minded rats can't? I know, it's really cool! Even more recently I heard a report about how scientists have figured out how to do this with humans! I think they had a guy wear some kind of special helmet and allowed his brain to receive thoughts from another person who was in a different room and they were able to communicate somehow. I don't know all the details and I'm nowhere near being a science major or anything… heck I'm just in my first year of high school! I'm sure you could look into this and figure it out though, and if scientists have been able to make this breakthrough, couldn't you use your powers to create a mind meld between you and your team mates this week?

Just imagine it! You, Gein and Hysteria all linked by your minds. The Horseman, Venomous and Maverick already stood no chance against you three but how freaking cool would it be if you and your partners were able to be mentally linked? Just think; Maverick will try and sneak up behind one of you for a much needed cheap shot since he sucks so bad, but one of you will see him from across the ring and that will mean the person with their back turned instantly knows what's coming behind them. Or, or, maybe you guys can have some fun with them where one of you turns your back and invites those cowards to hit you from behind, which they will, but you'll know exactly when to kick your foot behind you and catch them right in the nuts!

Beyond that though, just think of all the really neat team moves you guys could come up with. I mean three guys all sharing the same goal and all able to communicate without speaking a single word? You guys would be able to come up with combination moves that nobody has ever seen before! One of you could, I dunno, back body drop Venomous into someone waiting to dropkick him right out of the air into a third guy who's waiting to catch him with a flying cutter and you guys will have exact, perfect timing because you'd all be sharing brains! Please do this, it would be so awesome. One of you could even go under the ring and use the eyes of someone else to know exactly where The Horseman is standing and you punch up through the ring and rip him down into it. You guys could do almost anything and would be able to counter almost everything imaginable because you'd see and hear everything at all times. What do you think?

Please get back to me!

Sincerely,
Erica

My Dearest Erica,

I, Evertrust, do thank you for your admiration and recommendations. Your exuberance regarding this subject is a true testament to your claim of being my number one fan—expect a complimentary Crimson Face replica mask and an Evertrust shirt in the mail soon as a token of my appreciation.

Your suggestion is a very pragmatic one. Not only am I already acquainted with the concept of communication without the need for physical exchanges, but I am more than capable of extending my already existing cognition unto others… just so long as they're willingly receptive. You may have noticed in an earlier Justin Sane promo that he's been hearing a 'voice' which, if you're as familiar with me as you claim to be, you've already identified as being an extension of my own will. You see, while Justin originally thought he was literally hearing my voice, it was merely his own mind's way of translating my will into words he'd understand. For example, if I wanted to urge him to cross the street, his mind would receive that transmission and translate it into the words, "cross that street," and thus, he could then elect to enact that action.

The bond Justin and I share is one that is not common, however, and it will take a bit more effort to establish this same connection with others in this particular 'version' of the universe as you know it. I am going to need to meet with Gein and Hysteria in person, contingent of course on their approval to do so, and it will require them to completely open their minds to me. Let me go ahead and initiate first contact with them and with any luck you just may find yourself getting your wish and seeing us become… "one."

Thank you for your interest, Erica, and please do continue to ever trust in my name.

Eternally yours,
Aih, Ehyvior^rys

Dear Evertrust,

Oh my god I'm so glad you're going to do this! I'm sure Gein and Hysteria will be more than willing to meet with you; I mean you are Evertrust after all! You're pretty much the coolest thing since air conditioning. You're the bee's knees! Best thing since sliced bread and all those other nifty sayings.

You know what else you should do? Get Maverick's brother, Nixon Solomon, to agree to this too. Just think if he could be there at ringside representing you guys and also be linked to you guys mentally? Then even if all three of you are battling the three of them individually, he'd still be able to be watching what's going on and make sure nothing at all catches any of you guys by surprise! I think it would also help make sure Nixon gets his revenge on his rotten, asshole brother Maverick. I can't believe Maverick tried to rape or murder Nixon's wife or whatever it was he did to her. And why did it require poop to be involved? Why is Maverick so obsessed with poop? He's sick! I think you should try to kill him and you'd obviously get away with it since your knowledge and abilities would keep you above the law. Nobody can touch you! Help Nixon get his revenge on Maverick!

Oh, and what about Justin? Any chance of seeing him get involved on Wednesday? :) OMG that would be sooooo cool! Thank you so so much for writing back to me!

Beaming with joy right now,
Erica

My Beloved Erica,

I can assure you I shall do everything within my power to ensure a fleetly delivered hand of righteousness when it comes to the matter of Maverick's brother, Nixon. I am as appalled as you are with what I was told about Maverick's past actions against his own family. The most loathsome component to this matter of perplexity is how Maverick is surely going to lie—again, as always—claiming to either not know the man who he once knew as his brother, or claiming he did no harm to his brother's wife. This is only going to add to the anguish his brother is going through by salting the age old wound, but please take comfort in the fact that Maverick's time of reckoning is sweeping in quickly.

Lovingly,
Aih, Ehyvior^rys

PS: Have you heard the rumors that Venomous actually believes he will walk out of Warfare still undefeated? And yes; this was after he realized who he was facing in battle. Obnoxious, isn't it?

Moments later, the following communication is sent to Gein and Hysteria respectively.

Greetings and salutations!

It is I, Evertrust, and it is imperative that we meet in person as soon as possible. Trust me when I say that we've already got Maverick, Horseman and Venomous beat; but I'd personally enjoy taking that a step further and putting on a spectacle that will be unforgettable. Seeing as we are up against a trio that is virtually useless and inept, it is up to us to turn this moment into something that is remembered in the eye of history as being truly mystical. Let us create our own personal challenge in the absence of any viable challenge being presented by our opposition. I am including an attachment that contains an address I can be found at. Do not reply. Should you accept, simply show up.

I'll be waiting.

Aih, Ehyvior^rys

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