What the fuck is this tomfoolery that management has bestowed upon the Warfare Mexican Community? They have me, Liz Fuckin' Hathaway, facing two noobs! Is this a fake promo? No, it isnt, they legitimately have me facing two of the newest most useless motherfuckers in the entire new class of talent.
Umbra and Monolith.
Umbra, the more silent of the two, haven't done much of anything in preparation of this triple threat match. You guys know the saying "better to have over prepared then under prepared?"
This is exactly what Umbra is not doing. I bet you Kendall Sawyer has sucked more dicks in the last week then Umbra has watched tape of myself and Monolith.
And that's alot of dicks too, so iI don't know if that's bad on Umbra's behalf or Kendall's. Nonetheless, Umbra, you useless piece of trash, I am going to kick you in the asshole, and shove Monolith's head in your ass, bitch.
Now onto other bigger less important fucktards. Monolith, aka huge ass pussy bitch that yells his name as if he were a down syndrome, prom night dumpster baby.
You're the type of person that comes into The Xwf all the time.
You come in like you're such a bad ass fucker, and then get your ass kicked like it was nothing. Then you leave, never to be seen again. Yes, your type comes through very often. It's been done over and over and over again, and like Maverick sucking dick in an alley, it will never see an end.
But I thank you, I thank you because we need people like you in the Xwf. We need humongous meatheads to get their asses kicked week in and week out.
Last week was a disaster, I fought Azrael Erebus and loss, albeit by the help of a group of sex deprived men. It only proves that he can't beat me on his own. It only proves that he is not capable of beating me on his own. It only proves that he is a weak, spineless fool, needing others to get the job done. Come on now, Azreal! Beat me one on one, woman to whatever the fuck you want to be that day.
It'll only make you look stronger if you just so happen to beat me, like everyone on this planet knows that you can't. But please try your hardest to do so.
Now back to my match against the two dickface new guys, I've said this a lot, but thia time I mean it. This will be a fucking walk in the park if there ever was one. I'm going to come in, kick the living anal juice out of these two faggatrons, and be on my merry way.
First and last match intl the history of your career, and management fucks you over by making you face me.
Good luck, you're going to need it after i bury you two bitches.