09-23-2014, 03:08 PM
The camera opens on a full arena the crowd are deafening as they roar at the top of their lungs the fans chant USA USA USA USA USA !!!, There are flags in the crowd and streamers going off in all different directions, Just then the camera zooms out to reveal all this is happening on a television , Just then the noise is extinguished as a hand appears in front of the TV and switches it off, the camera moves up along the arm to reveal its Bryan James who’s laughing he’s got a miniature American flag in his hand , He waves it sarcastically ,Before stopping suddenly James laughs and begins to speak
Bryan James: Isn’t that beautiful the sound of all those crazy fans ? Chanting USA and waving there little American flags as the national anthem plays in the back groud ?
James snaps the flag in half and throws it on the floor
Bryan James: You’re not the only one who can snap flags, Its not how I fly Maybe to some people out there, I’m not that kind of guy and Fedor you’ve proved once again that you or anyone else in this place has any idea what they’re dealing with, Because I took a shot at you’re country…you’re beloved Russia, Which by the way what is it Russia or the Soviet Union ? You call you’re self-Soviet Damage yet you harp on about Russia, Now I know there one and the same but a true soviet would always say Soviet Union and never Russia, Back to the point at hand , You thought oh no I better hit back and rip the shit out of you’re country . No I’m not one of the flag waving idiots like Hogan, Jack Swagger or one of these kinds, See yes I’m from the USA but I do go in for all the patriotic shit , Its just not me , Not my thing, I have no alliances , no allegiances, But in you’re so called dissection of the US culture I do 100% agree with you , Bet you didn’t expect that
Bryan James: Most of the wrestling fans that come to shows are obese you’re right , There mostly fat slobs who sit at there computers night and day and bitch about results in our beloved sport, keyboard warriors the lot of them, The worst type of fans Smarks I think there called , but in saying that , These guys pay our wages, they buy the rubbish that is put in front of them ,Even merchandise with you’re face on it I don’t know why but they do and that’s a fact whether we like it or not, Then after saying something compelling you go and put everyone back to sleep again by giving us another spiel about how much you love Russia fuck me man get a room , You love you’re country we get it !
Bryan James: But I watching you’re interview and the one that cracked me up was the Olympic gold medal one , Really you just confirmed everything I thought about you , You’re right about Angle being the only gold medalist but there have been a tonne of Olympic Medal Winners who have gone into Professional Wrestling Verne Gagne , Mad Dog Vachon and others have all done it , But anyway my point was it’s fleeting Angle is the only one and he was a freak of nature , you’re just not up to his standard , Even the way he is now you’re not and I’m gonna show that for certain this Wednesday , You can talk shit about me all you want, I know I’m nobody , Yes for some reason you both want to ram that down my throat
Bryan points at his chest to reveal an XWF logo on his T-shirt
Bryan James: So Fedor you can get you’re wank on to mother Russia all you like, You can insult fat americans , you can do all that shit …..but at the end of the day , Once Cock Shaw and Dwight Shyte are done and out of the equation I know its going to be the two of us standing toe to toe at the end and Soviet Damage is indeed going to happen, Except the damage will be done to your Soviet ass and it’ll be me standing alone in the ring surrounded by the 3 of you’re carcasses and I’’ll be well on the way to a great career and heading to Madness with all the momentum behind me for my next match , While you will be left praying to Putin , Asking where it all went long, I’ll tell you where you thought all you had to do just to show up , and as for the Russian Anthem I’ll gladly sing that bitch to you , When you’re knocked out in the ring , and even better I’ll get the time keeper to record that shit back to you , So when you’re looking for motivation next time in your next match, You can play that back to yourself to see where you went wrong, As for your shoot challenge let’s do it at Warfare but let’s deal with the others 1st Shoot or no Shoot I’m walking out of Warfare the winner and no one is going to stop me, and if you lose , I couldn’t give a crap what anthem you sing, you’re just not important enough ,I’m sure theres much better here than you , If you were so much better you wouldn’t be facing someone on there debut think about that and let it sink in Fedor you’re just a big a nobody as me , the difference is I know it and embrace it , I don’t feel the need to feel important so you can rent all the helicopters and stuff you need to make you’re self feel like a star because you’re no where near being a star not in XWF , maybe the bar is lower in Russia or something
James looks up at the wall , Theres a spot for belts there
Bryan : This is my wall its empty now , Theres spots up there for title belts , When that’s full then ill consider myself a star, not before it or until then see you Wednesday
The camera zooms in on the wall as we fade out to an XFW logo
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