Cain
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09-23-2014, 08:18 AM
Well this is just great.
Not that I am suprised, but ever since this match was announced, I've heard neither hide nor hair from Luna Hightower and Aidan Collins. It makes me wonder, is beimg the number one contender worth it? Yes. Is being handed the number one contendership worth it? No. But if they do not wish to show their faces in my precense, then that is fine with me. Actually, it is more convenient than you may think. Conaidering that last week, that poor man's Bo Dallas got lucky and managed to barely squeeze out a victory on me. Call it what you will, but I call it luck. I do not claim to be a ring technician, but you all saw it. I had him. I had that silly mother fucker beaten, and the referee decided that he wamyed to slap the ground slower than tree sap runs out of a tree. Where else would it run out of? It makes no difference.
There's a conspiracy afoot, Cainaanites. Do you see who is in charge of Madness? Paul Fucking Heyman. The man who would rather die than see Cain get ahead. Imagine the Pay Per View Revenues behind Brock versus Cain. The Beast Incarnate versus the Innovator of Death. Hell in the Cell. I know I can take him. Problem is, so does Heyman. Heyman doesn't like to see his clients lose. It's embaressing to him. Kendall Sawyer? Bailed out. SteveDavids? Bailed out. Twice. Tommy Gunn? Well, Heyman actual let nature take it's course there. But that was because he under estimated me. Then, I beat his hand picked RTX Champion. And he saw what you all see. That Cain is not just a wrestler. Cain is a threat. Tommy Gunn should have known that and just handed over the belt. But since then, Heyman sees it. And he doesn't want me to succeed. He wants to see YOUR anti hero fail, Cainaanites.
I hate to burst his bubble, but you don't always get what you want. But in my case, you get what you need. Let's look at the title picture.
Peter Gilmour- Peter and I had the opportunity to collaborate im the Trios Tag Team Title Tournament. For the first match, he showed promise, though Morbid Angel decided to "sit that one out". It's not that Gilmour and I needed his help. Oh no. You see, we won that match. I mean, both of us are skilled competitors in our own way. But that doesn't mean I like the bitch. Accomplishments aside, Gilmour is a fucking joke. He npw signs his name on hot pink, and runs around with a stupid little fucking crown. And let me tell you, everytime I see him with that crown on, I want to shove it up his fat ass. The fact that he is fighting an eight year old just proves his lack of professionalism and how undeserving of a shot he really is.
Eli James- And GOD said "Let there be Eli James". This man os one fucked up es oh bee, and coming from me, that is saying something. Yes, a former owner of our company decided that he would be the "Universal Champion" and boom, there he is. In all his glory. Title around his waist. How fair wasit that he was even given a shot in the first place? Not very. After all, you know he still talks to the rest of management. You. Know they like go to church together, or whatever the fuck Eli does. You know, he claimed himself the Eternal Champion. We all see how that turned out. Even when he had the championship, he shunned his public responsibilities. What kind of fucking man is that to respresent our company?
Shit to me.
Shades...or Angelus- "Don't masquerade with the guy in the Shades, oh no". Fuck you, Corey Hart. Shades. Angelus. Help me comprehend how a man who I have never HEARD of can just show up, cash in, and become the Universal Champion? Just like that. After all those twenty four seven briefcases nearly killed Eli James, all of a sudden, this guy shows up. Oh well. I give him credit for being an opportunist, but what does he do after he cashes in? He goes on XWF dot Com and places an advertisement practically offering free title shots to those who keep other briefcase holders from cashing in on him. Now THAT'S the face I want representing the company as a whole. A nutless coward. Yes, nutless. Does he not understand that as soon as you get that strap of leather with gold plating that you paint your own target on your back? Guess those sunglasses are too small and cutting off the circulation in his head. Or they make him blind to realiry.
Reality is harsh.
Reality is quite harsh right now for anyone who isn't Cain Arkham. Because for weeks now, I've watched these pansies gallavant around with the gold like it was Peter Gilmour's mom. But in reality, a black omen is coming. That omen is the Future of Darkness. Because AFTER I win my match Wednesday, and WHEN I take home that title for The Brotherhood, there truly WILL be an Eternal Champion...
...and his name will be Cain. So it is written.
-Static-
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