"Fedor Orlov has done it again! He's won gold!"

-Pictures of a man winning the Olympic wrestling finals in the Beijing Olympic games flash across the screen as a thick Russian accent starts speaking-

"My name is Fedor Orlov. Olympic Gold Medallist. Champion. These are the things people call me. In the summer of 2010 I transitioned into pro wrestling for the very first time for a hardcore promotion in Europe."

"What I saw there was disgusting."

"People hitting each other with dangerous objects and are claiming it's a skill... better yet they claim it's 'wrestling'. You disrespect the sport!"

-Clips of Orlov putting opponents through barbed wire tables on fire start playing-

"People die. People get hurt. And when I do the same? It's going too far?!"

-Picture of the Russian standing over an opponent covered in scars and cuts in a blood pool is shown-

"That night, I was banned from wrestling in Central Europe. So I returned back to my homeland, swearing to never step foot in a wrestling ring again. That was until a few years later I saw an ad for a wrestling show coming to Moscow. I decided it would be an experience to go along and immerse myself in the traditional wrestling I so much adored as a child. I was wrong."

-Clips of the main event match on the Wednesday Night Warefare on 9/17 between Guppy and Gilmour show, including the shit covered table and explosions, also of Fedor in the front row looking shocked-



"Disgusting! You behave like animals, insolent Dogs! I planned that night that I would end this type of wrestling once and for all. The damage it causes to both the youth and the wrestlers is irresponsible and insulting. But nooo! You wanna see people kill themselves so badly. I'll show you damage, real damage."

-Video hype displaying Soviet Damage's athleticism, ruthlessness and strength is shown-

"REAL SOVIET DAMAGE!"