"WHAT!?"

*Todd sits with Gator at their favourite diner in Boston. Todd looks tense staring at Gator who is relaxed laid back on the seat, an empty plate filled with crumbs in front of him*

"You heard."

"Is this just one of your delusional episodes or are you being serious?"

"I'm as serious as a heart attack, or maybe I'm just trying to find the fun in life. I dunno, but Scarlett told me about her exes and I plan on taking them down, before they try to do the same."

*Todd lowers his head in his hands and lets out a deep sigh*

"Just because Scarlett has ex-boyfriends does not mean you have to kill them to be her boyfriend."

*Todd rubs his temples trying to distract the headache that is Gator*

"Maybe, maybe not. Better safe than sorry."

"It's ridiculous!"

"... A couple of weeks ago a man in a red mask with a nose 5 times the size of your dick materialized himself in our kitchen. The fact that I have to defeat Scarlett's several evil exes can't be that hard to comprehend."

".... Point taken. But tell me, how much Scott Pilgrim have you been reading lately?"

"A lot."

"And how many times have you watched the movie the past week?"

"Around 12 times."

"And what have we been binge playing for the past 2 weeks?"

"... Scott Pilgrim vs The World: The Game. What are you getting at?"

*Todd slams his head on the table. He talking is muffled by the sleek surface*

"I give up."

"Never give up Todd."

*Todd raises his head, looking disinterested*

"You have a match to train for, and once you've won, we're going boyfriend hunting."

"Phrasing dude."

"I wonder what powers Scarlett's exes will have?"

"None because they're all just normal guys."

"Perhaps one of them knows my weaknesses already."

"That you're insane?"

"I'm starting to think you don't believe me Todd."

"Oh, whatever gave you that idea?"

*Gator's phone begins to ring, he reaches into his pocket and puts the phone on loudspeaker*

"Hey Scarlett, any word on your evil exes? Is one of them Mastermind? Because that would be super convenient."

SCARLETT: "No Jacob, I never dated Mastermind. Dude's like 50 or something. WAIT! I don't have any evil ex boyfriends anyway! Some of them were jerks but I wouldn't consider them evil."

"Gator's broken Scarlett."

SCARLETT: "Oh hey Todd, and yes you're right. Jacob you're acting crazy."

"Crazy like a-"


"... Gator."

"Gator, I know you're bored but there's no reason to go beat up some random guys!"

"I'm not bored ... Okay, I'm mind numbingly bored. I thought a week off would be relaxing but I'm dying here!"

SCARLETT: "It's been like 3 days since your last match!"

"Exactly! Three days of not shit talking anyone. I'm going to fucking explode here!"

SCARLETT: "... Okay, fine. I'll play along."

"Scarlett you don't have to do that."

SCARLETT: "Todd listen to him. He sounds like he might shoot himself if he doesn't find something to do."

"I'm right here guys."

SCARLETT: "We know sweetie. Okay, my first evil ex is this guy named ... Erm ... Vin-"

"NIE LANE! I knew it! That handsome son of a bitch! We're like best friends or something! How could he do this to me?"

SCARLETT: "No, not Loverboy, I've never met the guy. My first boyfriend was called Vince Wilson. We dated for like 2 weeks in the first year of middle school."

"What's middle school?"

SCARLETT: "What?"

"You don't have middle school in England? ... Or Japan?"

"No. We called it high school, unless it was primary school."

SCARLETT: "Is primary like grade school? Or kindergarten?"

"No, I know what kindergarten is because of Kindergarten Cop. And in England we cal it reception"

SCARLETT: "Look we're getting off track here. But yeah, when I was like 11. He wasn't even a real boyfriend, he just gave me his juice boxes and I kissed him on the cheek once, I think. But, we called each other boyfriend and girlfriend, I think it was more harmless kid stuff more than anything."

*Gator stays still, tightly grasping his phone*

"Erm, Scarlett. Gator looks like he's going to crush the phone so I'd stop talking if I was you."

"That mother fucker! He was the first one to break your heart and so I shall devour his heart!"

SCARLETT: "It wasn't a big deal or anything, no need to kill him. Just hit him in the arm or something. Plus, I don't even know where he is now or what he's up to."

"I will find him and I will kil- ... Hit him in the arm really fucking hard!"

SCARLETT: "Okay Jacob."

*Gator hands the phone to Todd and quickly walks out of the diner*

SCARLETT: "Just don't do anything stupid."

"He's gone Scarlett."

SCARLETT: "Oh... Okay."

"Don't be upset. What he's doing is pretty sweet, in Gator's own twisted way."

SCARLETT: "Yeah I know. This'll be fun though. So, you excited for you big match?"

"Ah, it's no big deal. I just hope Gator trains me for this one instead of doing his own thing."

SCARLETT: "Haha, I'll talk to him for you."

"Thanks Scarlett .. Gator's lucky to have you."

SCARLETT: "Psh, bitch I know."

*Todd chuckles and says bye to Scarlett and placing the phone on the table. He looks across the diner with a smile on his face*

"... I'm really a wrestler now."

*The footage fades to black*