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~~The Return of The Crimson Face~~ · (09-14-2014)

Friends, foes, gatherers of any and all agendas; I welcome thee!

It is with great pride and a tawdry foolhardiness that I present to you my official wrestler stats—because, you know, I am a wrestler after all. One who surpasses all others in the blink of an eye; that flicker of life that seeps in, between the gushing pores of pestilence you wholeheartedly embrace as your cognition.

Bask in the glory that is my ability and understand why no other stands even a remote chance in this amusingly deemed gauntlet.

that flicker of blue to black, fuchsia to crimson

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In-Ring Name: The Crimson Face

Wrestler's Real Name: Aih, Ehyvior^rys

New to XWF or a returning roster member?: Figure it out, kiddies!

Dates of Birth:
Original: Day 0 of Earth—created as one of 37 coders for this faction of physical existence.
Second: Day 1,083,166—{purpose's permission denied}
Third: Not locked by a day; varies from person to person

Height: 6'4 when looking ahead. Over 7 feet when looking up.

Weight: Refuses to step onto a scale; claims they steal parts of yourself because true weight isn't determined by numbers and to force such numbers onto a person's being is to replace something much greater in themselves.

Hometown: JaiszqÅiijVÐÆ, Equ0
(the way to pronounce this in English is Hot Dog Star, Port 8)

Personality: Always changing

Alignment (heel/face/tweener): Nose

Physical Build Description: Toned and well proportioned with a large nose

Ring Attire: Grey Karategi with mask of Tengu

Out Of Ring/Casual Attire: Grey Karategi with mask of Tengu

Ethnicity: Unbelievable

Wrestling Style: berserk, unrealistic, relentless

Strengths: able to perform maneuvers that should not be possible and can at times seem to be weightless, while other times seem to have the crushing weight of a million elephants

Weaknesses: when his nose is struck or squeezed he seems to be pained

Entrance Theme Music 1: Fault of the Flesh by Nevermore
Entrance Theme Music 2: Lunatic Pandora Midi File

Entrance Description: The Crimson Face appears atop the ramp, arms crossed and nose held high with pride. He begins to glide forward, slowly, not moving an inch of his body as fans try to look down and distinguish if his feet are even touching ground. The lights flicker off and then on, where The Crimson Face is now suddenly standing on the top turnbuckle in the same stance. The lights flicker again and now he appears in the front row, still standing with his arms crossed. The lights flicker again and he's back at the top of the ramp. The lights flicker yet again, now showing him on the screen of the X-Tron instead of in the arena and there appears to be a rain forest behind him with some kind of large stone monument in the far distance that peaks up above the trees. Another flicker of light brings him back into the arena where he now stands on the ring steps with his arms crossed. He looks left… looks right… drops his arms slowly and steps up onto the ring apron, walking along it and entering the ring like a normal person. He is ready.

Top 15-20 Commonly Used, Standard Moves:
Zetstakkenvun: Leaping, spinning kick that spins so fast the foot nails the foe's face twice before he lands

Zetkundobinvun: Leaping, spinning kick that spins so fast the foot nails the foe's face thrice before he lands

Zettenzipquampo: Leaping, spinning kick that spins so fast the foot nails the foe's face four times before he lands

Hurricane Kick: Leaping, spinning kick that spins so fast while gliding forward that it keeps hitting the foes face until they are sent flying away, then he lands

Ricchetikan: Bounces off the ropes and with incredible momentum flies forward like superman and catches the foe, continuing to fly forward and smash them into the corner or into a barricade or wall

Punch: Brings his fingers and thumb together into a ball, sending it toward any part of the foe's body that he chooses to target, causing pain

Fengula, borrzinpu: Crosses his arms and spins in place like a top until his nose grows, whipping the opponent rapidly and leaving gases and welts all over them wherever it struck

Fengulitun, braszenvu: Crosses his arms and spins in place like a top until his nose grows, and his body begins to glide toward the foe so his nose may whip them furiously and rapidly even if they try to escape (normally only done if he has already used the Fengula, borrzinpu)

Equestruptygbyze Huaza!: A leaping uppercut that is invincible to anything while happening and causes massive damage if it interrupts an opponent mid move (he screams "Equestruptygbyze Huaza!" while executing, which is why it's invincible)

Equestruptograhj Juazenbrehrt Unlekkev!!: A leaping uppercut that is invincible to anything while happening and causes massive damage if it interrupts an opponent mid move, but it also soars forward across the entire length of the ring as he's frozen in the leaping uppercut motion, and if he's not in the ring, he continues flying forward as far as he needs to go to make contact (he screams "Equestruptograhj Juazenbrehrt Unlekkev!!" while executing, which is why it's invincible)

Kick: He sends his foot against a part of the foe's body that he wishes to inflict pain to

The Death Snort: Presses his thumb against one nostril and inhales the foe, sucking them completely up into his other nostril so they are never seen again (after doing this, he has a moment of complete uncontrollable demon rage and can spit fire)

R-Jesus: He kneels down and brings his hands together in a momentary prayer, causing Raptor Jesus to claw its way up through the canvas and shred the foe's face up with its untrimmed claws

K-Pop: He points at the X-Tron and horrible looking, horrible sounding Asians are performing horrible music which causes the opponent permanent brain damage and makes them forget Crimson Face is about to punch them in the face, hard

Gunderktinzinbonbon: Rapid punches that are thrown so fast with both fists that the naked eye sees thousands of fists furiously striking the target and actually lifting them into the air while keeping them stuck in place for about ten seconds before Crimson Face delivers a single punch to the groin that sends them flying across (or out of) the ring

Born Again: If Crimson Face has performed the "Death Snort" on an opponent and decides to give them another chance at life, he regurgitates them as a greenish brownish slime that slowly oozes from his mask's mouth hole and then slowly takes shape into the opponent, but they are temporarily clinically until their brain finishes rematerializing which takes anywhere from another minute to a week, depending on their original mental capacity when they were Death Snorted

Access Granted: Stands over a downed foe, grabs both of their wrists, and then just stomps his foot down into their face multiple times while pulling their arms up toward him, eventually getting a rhythm going that keeps their face pressed against the bottom of his foot as he raises it and smashes it back down

Deep Soul Searching: Mounts a downed foe and places his fingers into their mouth, trying to rip their cheeks as far apart as he can before he slowly inserts his massive nose into their mouth, forcing it all the way down their throat as they gag and start to vomit up chunks of whatever they ate that day. Crimson Face starts to bob his head up and down, easing his nose in and out of their throat slowly before finally pulling back and leaping up with a double foot stomp right into their face as more vomit was shooting up from their throat, smashing it all into their face.

Climb of Detrendistenance: The Crimson Face doubles, triples, quadruples and continues growing in size until he is the largest mountain on Earth while everything else becomes liquid hot magma, forcing the foe to begin an endless climb up his pant leg in hopes of escaping their fiery demise, but Crimson Face begins to sink into the lava just quick enough so that the heat is right on the opponent's feet at every moment. This goes on for as long as is needed until the foe realizes that the referee is climbing on the opposite pant leg of The Crimson Face, asking if he gives up. Once the opponent submits, everything returns to normal and Crimson Face has won the match (only uses this if the match is about to end, duh)

Trademark Move(s): Six Million Star Frog Splash, Volcanic Throat Bite
Description(s): First move is a frog splash but Crimson Face leaps so high that he busts through the roof of the arena and then a few minutes, yes minutes later he crashes down through a different part of its ceiling and lands on the opponent.
Second move is a kick to the groin, and nobody seems to know why it's called what it's called since no biting and no throat is involved, but it hurts a lot.

Primary Finisher: Tetsekhwoazuukeppetviszselnetikamojdun Exumbafickendu
Description: Crimson Face punches his fist down into the ground so hard that his entire body sinks into a giant hole that is created and seconds later a stoney, rigid surface rises up in place of the ring canvas or floor and now there are dozens of Crimson Faces standing with their arms crossed and their noses held high with pride. They all begin to flicker, appearing behind and beside and above and below the opponent who has no clue how to defend themselves from the seemingly hundreds of flickering Crimson Faces. The foe throws punches and even tries to grab, but nothing. Now all the fans in the building have also been replaced by The Crimson Face and they all begin floating toward the victim, absorbing into his body as he or she screams in agony and feels as though a trazillimillion needles are entering their very soul. When the opponent wakes up on the couch of a friendly psychiatrist, they are told they lost the match via a finger poke of doom and a pinfall. They refuse to believe it, possibly electing to request a rematch with The Crimson Face, but are ultimately denied, unless he accepts, but he usually won't, unless he's paid a lot of X Bux by the person wanting the rematch, but even then he could just lie, taking them for all their worth financially after already robbing them of what little grasp of sanity they had left.

Secondary Finisher: I Dream of a World So Cold
Description: Just a sleeper hold. He's never needed more than that, unless you count all his other moves. He enjoys pulling them up by their neck and kicking their knees out from under them to drop them in a kneeling slump once they're out. He may even release them and come around in front of them to hold out his arms as the motionless mass of flesh remains hunched forward on their knees before him.

Favorite Weapon if any: The opponent's brain, because once they believe they're actually fighting him, he's already gained control of his ultimate weapon

Additional notes: I think I belong on the show with the most psychos

Thanks again, Gator. You were a real help in making sure I came up with a realistic roster page. Nobody would have believed what I was coming up with in my first hundred attempts.

Threaded Mode \| Linear Mode Gator has helped me to finally finish filling out my public XWF roster page — behold!
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