LH Harrison
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09-09-2014, 09:11 PM
The engines roar and the wheel comes down. The plane that LH Harrison took to get to Germany has finally landed on the runway. LH Harrison yawns as he wakes up from his nap. He looks around and spots a soccer player across the plane from him. He only guessed he was a soccer player because he had several people talking to him about sports and his workout routine. The soccer player gets up to get his stuff and all the ladies jump up to get pictures and autographs. LH shakes his head and continues in line to get off the plane.
It must be nice being a big hot-shot celebrity that the crowds flock to. Imagine all the people a guy like that could reach. I'm sure he must have 30k Twitter followers whereas I only have like three.
LH Harrison pulls out his phone and turns it on. He clicks on the Twitter app. He quickly types in a tweet and hits the send button.
Walking into the airport, LH Harrison looks around and sees a short German man with a sign that somewhat resembled LH Harrison with its writing. The German man does a little dance when LH Harrison walks up and he begins proudly strutting forward and signalling for LH to follow. LH blinks twice and begins following the enthusiastic little man.
Well this guy sure is full of energy. That reminds me. I need to find a ring to get into. Hmm... I bet the XWF has a ring available to warm up in before the big show tomorrow.
LH Harrison pulls out his phone and flips through his contacts and finds Shane's number. He calls him up. Finally after going through a million questions of stating his name, stating how much he loves potatoes, and how amazing Peter Gilmour is, Shane tells him that there is a ring set-up in the arena a night before the big show. LH tells his driver where he needs to go and the driver responds with a bowing of his hat as well as a arm wiggle. LH stares at the man not quite understanding. The driver opens the door to the rental car and LH Harrison gets in. He feels guilty riding in a car with his own driver and admittedly feels a little anxious. The last time he rode in a car it almost exploded with him in it and the drivers were murdered. He thinks of this as he checks out the scenery of Munich, Germany. His eyelids get heavy, and LH falls asleep.
The ring for the XWF is set-up in the center of the huge arena and many of the XWF technical crew is running around getting things set-up. LH Harrison is leaning against the turnbuckle and his shirt is sweat stained after his intense workout with Kevin who is one of the sparring men for the XWF. He spots the camera man who walks up to LH. He looks directly into the camera.
My opponent said that he was going to make me a quivering mess pretzel. I'm not quite sure what that was supposed to mean, but that's what he called me. Then again that was before he got his butt THUMPED by Bobby Zi. Seriously? Bobby Zi? The illiterate African and now 2X X-Treme Champion? Good for him. I hope he holds it until he gets a Universal Championship shot. Could you image that? Bobby Zi, Universal Champion.
LH shakes his head as he drinks the water bottle someone handed to him.
It seems like the hottest match up of the week gets the privilege to main-event the show tomorrow night. Oh well Mastermind let's headline this thing! We've got to be in the top couple of matches for Warfare for sure. And what better way for me to debut on Wednesday Night Warfare than to beat Mastermind in the main event!
Mastermind, I hope you said goodbye to your loved ones and enjoyed your last bit of solid food. Because after tomorrow your jail will be broken and your arms will be dislocated and in excruciating pain. Good luck Mastermind. Hopefully you will survive this encounter with both of your front teeth saving you one spot on your Christmas wish list this December.
See ya tomorrow, Mastermind. In a battle of losers, may the best man win.
LH Harrison rolls out of the ring and heads towards the locker rooms.
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