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Liz Hathaway · (09-09-2014)

I've faced dumb asses, pornstars, fake champions, vampires, and child molesters in my time here in the XWF.

But never, never have I face a inbred, idiotic, imbecile, until now.

Because now I face Tommy Gunn, whom as he said himself, only lost one match here in XWF. And yet, you still consider yourself mid-level at best? Have some fucking confidence you dense bitch.

You see me, I think I'm head honcho, top chick, that fucking bitch.

I have oodles of confidence, but you just blatantly said you suck monkey tits.

This will be a fucking breeze.

Tommy, do you have Alzheimer's disease? Because you keep asking yourself how'd you get here. You know exactly how you got here Gunn. You're not in Kansas anymore, Dorothy. You should be on your cheap plane ride to Germany, because we all know Shane

doesn't pay us enough to fly in first class.

Cheap ass fagbot.

Anyway, I'll remind you how you got here, I challenged any member of the Heyman Alliance to a match, and you, albeit I longed for better, accepted the challenge. But wait, you already knew this, correct?

Quote: That's right. Liz Hathaway, silver tongued muff diving lesbian called out Paul Heyman, Azrael Erebus, Steve Davids, Kendall Sawyer, Brock Lesnar and me.

Brock is busy laying waste to the WWE, Davids is for the time being locked away in Sebastian Duke's dungeon. Hopefully not being used as Duke's sex slave that fucking . Erebus and Sawyer are busy defending their tag team titles, so that leaves me. Tommy Gunn. The one man army. So I figured, what the fuck, I'm not against painting the ring mat with the blood of a bitch, so I answered the call of the cunt known as Liz Hathaway and here we are. September 10th, Liz Hathaway vs Tommy Gunn.

You basically answered your question in your own promo, literally five minutes after asking said question.

What are you, some ass backwards idiotic bafoon secretly in love with Peter Gilmour?

Wait, no. It's not a secret because you spoke about Peter for the majority of your promo.

If you love him so much, why don't you just suck his dick already?

Tommy, when's the last time you've been with a woman? Well, this "silver tongue muff out lesbian" has had more vagina in a week then you've had in your entire lifespan bitch boy.

And you say you're doing me a favor? Hah, you crack me up. No, doing me a favor is buying me Hot Pockets, doing me a favor is getting me out of jail, doing me a favor is shutting the fuck up.

You're not doing anyone a favor except your dentist because once I punch your teeth down your throat, you'll need him.

I hope your Army background really helps you out in our match, because when I stick a lead pipe up your butthole I wonder how your Army background will you then.

But you shouldn't feel anything, I mean you're already getting fucked by Heyman and gang.

How's that going anyway?

You know, you being a number five ass guy.

I would say six, but you know with Frodo being in Ukraine and all, I don't count him.

You basically stated why you're a number five ass guy.

Kendall and Azrael are defending gold
Brock is kicking ass in the WWE.
Davids is currently being raped by Bitchman Duke.

So that leaves you, the like I said before, weakest link.

No wonder why Paul sent you in a mission to find and rescue Steve, everyone else is to busy with their own shit to worry about, except for you.

The number five ass bitch.

Pussy boy, I told you you didn't want this war.

I done told you.

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