- Clean sitted in the couch, but talking way more dramatically than normally -

Clean Lucena: Good nights.

There was a guy long time ago called Galileo Galilei, that dedicated all his life to study. Long times locked in his house, watching the stars, taking conclusions out of his investigation till he discover that earth wasn't in the center of the universe. The earth moves around the sun, along with the other planets. Earth was just one more in a system.

That discover faced the institution on those times. Vatican, the church, the people believes and the insistance that he had discover made him have to go to judges. And then... How could he think that Aristoteles wasn't right? How could he think that the sacred scriptures lied? How can he, just an inteligent guy, think that he had discovered something that was against the magisteer of the Holy Mother Church, that was saying all the time the opposite since the beggining? And... most important of all... Isn't true that the normal people claim against that one that didn't say what everybody think? Tremendous pressures. He almost have to confess. But, in the last moment, the last moment of rebellion, and almost laughing, as Clean, myself, soft but firm, said in a native italian "Eppursi muova". Anyway, it moves. Because the mathematics, all the observations and the exercise of the reason... and most important of all, what his eyes were seeing, was proving his truth, the truth that states that the one who moves it's earth.

Well, today we're in Xtreme Wrestling Federation in 2014, or in the full US, or in the world, we lived in a moment where in past times on history, societies and their leaders have to choose a way or another. Continue in resignation or face the challenges, rebellion. Mediocrity and resignation of it it's a product, like any drug, that sleep peoples. It puts people awareness to sleep. Resignation and mediocrity are like morphin, cocaine or heroine. It's product of multiple things. Resignation is daughter of that totalizator speech, like a new religion, that said that there is no other truth. There is no other saints or powers that pretty shitty wrestlers. The machine will continue his show with those moth... those werstlers that you're tired to see on TV because are pretty cheesy, insipid, or they're just totally unwatchable. But it's the time for a new totally formula and you should be aware of that. The people deserve better heroes to cheer for. In the humble opinion of a guy, that, as Galileo Galilei, have proved to everybody that is someone to be heared, I think you'll be in a total mistake if you end up cheering for guys like... Guppy Parsh or Scully. As I told before, mad doctors and british people are not the kind of people to be trust, and luckily there is pretty likeable persons in the same match, even in the same building that deserve it better than anybody. Just think for a little bit, how Galileo had to face all the adversities of a society that didn't want to hear the truth that he had proved.

That's the situation for a guy like me. I know it's difficult and you won't care the way your introduced to this totally new reality no matter how respectful and awesome way I explain to you, but I'll like you to understand the words coming from such a person. Because... as you know, my name is Ernesto "Clean" Lucena, the former Worst In The World, Mr. Respeto, The Cleanster, the Man Who's Claimed by Gold, actual trios champion, just a humbe people pleasant that usually wants to talk to you in order to please you, and trust me, I do all of this because of it. But you have to embrace the Clean way, the "Amazing de la vida" way of living. A more complex, entertaining and stylish way of life. And that lifestyle don't include persons like Parsh of Scully, in represent of the collective that they belong.

Let's be honest. Do you really want a world full of Hannibal Lecter's wannabes. If you go down the street, the kind of person that you'd like to encounter is not one that is full of blood on his clothes. Better to encounter someone as Clean Lucena that even can amuse your son. And let's be even more honest if it's possible. Do you really want to encounter a british? a fancy, posh guy? Imagine that you go down the street and you see Ruppert Everett. What are you gonna do. Because I have pretty clear what I would do. This hole is just for exit. Sorry Ruppert. Scully isn't different with that chiken legs ala Cyrus. And also they like soccer... soccer! What a shitty sport is the one that end always in 2-0 or something like that and it's saw as the greatest. No, what you want to see is someone as Galileo Galilei or Clean Lucena.

And the things get worse when you travel to Estambul and encounter one of those guys because they'd be probably muslism and everybody knows that muslims are terrorist. So what do you prefer, Clean Lucena? Or Terrorists. Are you Al-Quaeda? That's it, there you have it. Cheer for me. I think I lost the point of my speech with the rebelion but I don't care. Rebel against terrorism and fuck Parsh and Scully. See you with my new superpower that would make everybody talk about it. Galileo Rules. Free Palestina. Free Mandela. Peace out. Adeu.

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