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I'm John Brooks
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#1
08-12-2014, 02:47 PM

"Hi. I'm John Brooks."

"Some of you may be wondering just who the hell I am, even still. It wpuld seem that I am an XWF rookie who is immediately being told about undefeated streaks, this being someone else's swamp, pay my dues, so on and so forth. In fact, I wanted to pay my dues, but some stupid fuckers don't get that concept."

"Nope."

"It's a pissing contest. In fact, the only one who has shown any professionalism would be Pest, who actually didn't immediately act stuck up or say "this is my yard". Guys, John Brooks isn't here to play "who's dick's bigger". We all know the answer, especially Vinnie's mother."

"Nope."

"I came here to wrestle, and furthermore, I plan to win. So, if you don't like me, you can perform felatio on my penis. Have a nice day."
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#2
08-12-2014, 02:56 PM

Don't mistake my insulting Jones as a welcome. I don't want you here, but you have no falsely earned arrogance. You at least know your place.
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#3
08-12-2014, 03:03 PM

That's what you're going with, Brooks? "Your momma" jokes? You want some more?

Your momma's so fat, your daddy only stayed around because he was stuck in orbit.

Your momma's so dumb, she stuck a phone up her ass to make a booty call.

Your momma's so black, when she gets out of her car the oil light comes on.

There, you're welcome.

And who the Hell is Jones?
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#4
08-12-2014, 03:07 PM

Lane. Whatever. I got you confused with another equally unimpressive Vinnie.
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#5
08-12-2014, 03:10 PM

Woah!

There is a whole lot of testosterone going on in here...

You guys could use some estrogen...
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#6
08-12-2014, 03:12 PM

I love the taste of estrogen. You wanna give me a backstage pass, cutie?
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#7
08-12-2014, 03:16 PM

Ha! I'm not that easy...

I love your confidence though.
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John Brooks Offline
Registered but either hasn't added self to a roster yet or doesn't RP


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#8
08-12-2014, 03:19 PM

(08-12-2014, 03:03 PM)Loverboy813 Said: That's what you're going with, Brooks? "Your momma" jokes? You want some more?

Your momma's so fat, your daddy only stayed around because he was stuck in orbit.

Your momma's so dumb, she stuck a phone up her ass to make a booty call.

Your momma's so black, when she get's out of her the oil light comes on.

There, you're welcome.

And who the Hell is Jones?

"My one stupid momma joke to your three. Under the first layer, I see."
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#9
08-12-2014, 03:19 PM

Your loss, sister. Keep it in mind. My number's written in lipstick in every ladies' room in the arena - give me a call when you're done playing hard to get.

Brooksie, baby, go back to Warfare and get you a win or two. Then talk to me.
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John Brooks Offline
Registered but either hasn't added self to a roster yet or doesn't RP


XWF FanBase:
Mixed reactions
(cheered heavily at home; hated by some; dips between clean/dirty)
 (Where is my roster page?)
Joined: Sat Mar 29 2014
Posts: 27
7,504
Likes Given: 0
Likes Received: 4 in 5 posts
Hates Given: 0
Hates Received: 2 in 3 posts
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Reputation: 0
X-Bux: ✘75,000
#10
08-12-2014, 03:53 PM

(08-12-2014, 03:19 PM)Loverboy813 Said: Your loss, sister. Keep it in mind. My number's written in lipstick in every ladies' room in the arena - give me a call when you're done playing hard to get.

Brooksie, baby, go back to Warfare and get you a win or two. Then talk to me.

"Hell Vinnie, I'm just frustrated. Yeah, I'm on Warfare. But apparently my wrestling license has to be reactivated here in the states. Sorry if I came off as a brash, young, cocky asshole. Nothing personal. Just antsy."
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