I am sure you all remember the Kindergarten credo "If you have nothing to say, say nothing at all." All of our mothers, those of us that had mothers at least did their best to drill that into our heads. For some of us it worked. For others like me it went in one ear and out the other. You see Frodo is right, I do like to judge people but not because I am afraid to admit my own past mistakes or short comings. I gladly will. Once I come up with one that is.

You see I judge people because it is fun. Because watching other people squirm when they listen to the things I say about them amuses me. And who does not enjoy a good laugh? And you Frodo for all of your issues you are good for at least one thing and one thing only and that is that you never, ever deviate from your playbook.

What playbook is that you ask? It is the exact same one that befuddles your favorite target Peter Gilmour. That is right Frodo, for all the talking you like to do about Peter, about how he is beneath you the two of you are so similar it makes me wonder if you two were shot out of the same disease ridden cock.

I know you are sitting back in your seat thinking to yourself “what is the masked talking about now?” Have no fear Frodo; I am going to enlighten you, possibly for the first time in your entire life.

What did I say in my last promo about you and Gilmour? That getting you two off kilter is as simple as throwing a few well timed barbs your way. And that is exactly what I did. I know just like anyone else with a pulse knows that the second anyone says something about you, you will respond. You cannot help yourself. I know that as soon as soon as you have to get involved in the trash talk game you bury yourself beneath a pile of poorly executed remarks. Instead of focusing on the quality of your barbs you instead go for the quantity of them. In your mind the more you say the better off you will be but in case you have not noticed that is not the case. You are like a child that has to get the last word in. Which should not really be a shock given that your responses to what others say about you are about as juvenile as it gets.

Allow me to provide you with an example of this.

I rip into you for the laundry list of mistakes that you have made this week alone and what is your response? To churn up the same old stock remarks that you have made about me time and time again. You want to rip into me about originality and here you are as unoriginal as it gets. Your stock responses:
“Enigma is a clone of his brother.”

“Enigma can’t separate himself from Duke.”

“Enigma is too boring to remember.”

“Enigma is a wannabe superhero who rips his gimmick from Batman.”

I am sure there are a few more but I started to nod off after the first four but allow me to respond to a few of those.

You seem to enjoy this fantasy world that you live in where in it Enigma and Sebastian Duke is the same person. You like to make it out like Sebastian is the reason I have gotten everything I have and yet you have failed to provide any ounce of proof to support it. If you could Frodo go back and watch the tape of my matches, please show me one instance where Sebastian or any member of the Black Circle for that matter ever involved themselves to help give me an edge? Go ahead and search for the evidence. You will not find it, of that I am sure. But come on you little engine that could, do your best, try and prove me wrong.

I have followed in Sebastian’s food steps, only in the sense that I have won titles and accolades that he also won, some of them, but not all. But after all, I have only been around for six months, two titles and a briefcase, soon to be three titles and a briefcase. Imagine what my trophy case will look like six months from now. Spoiler alert, I will have added a few more titles while yours will still consist of one failed run as a tag team champion and a few runs as the Ark Champion. You know the title they give out to the special kids.

Tell me again how I nut ride Sebastian? Clearly you have not been paying attention because Sebastian and I have very rarely appeared in the same place at the same time and when we do it has yet to be in our own matches. Sebastian has not helped me in the XWF not that I have needed it and by the same virtue I have not needed to raise a hand to help the former Universal Champion. Sebastian does not need my help, just like I do not need his. We are both very capable of handling our own business. Unlike you Frodo, you the guy who tried so hard to become a member of The Black Circle and then High Society and now the Heyman Alliance. You the same guy who could not actually win the tag team titles in a match you had to let Scorpio do the fighting for you and then hand you one half of the titles. No one has ever handed me anything Frodo. I have so far won everything on my own.

Of course that will change with the trios titles simply because of the fact that I have teammates but you see unlike you Frodo, I could actually carry Mastermind and Zoey Ryback to XWF Gold, just like Scorpio did with you, just like Dim did with Peter. I have no need to rip apart my own partners. A good team mate, a good captain would pick his teammates up, dust them off and carry them to the finish line. But not you, no you would rather rip into them for the failures you made. But at least you were man enough to admit that once again you were too busy thinking with your dick instead of your brain, that seems to be a pattern with you, one that in case you have not noticed yet, has not lead to you accomplishing much in this place.

I know you would have preferred I not respond to your latest promo, not for the reasons you stated of course. You see this is not about you being bored with what I have to say, or burdened with having to sit through it but more to the point, you wish I would not respond to you further because each time I do you find yourself hating yourself a little bit more. I am sorry that my words cut so deep Frodo. This is not personal, I do not hate you. You are in my sights this week because you made the mistake of speaking my name but after this match is over and I kick your ass like you know I will, I will move on to the next match and then the next match and then the one after that. You think that this match and what has transpired before it will make me want to face you again but that simply is not true. If you want to meet me in the ring again then so be it but it will have to be because you want it. You see, I prefer to schedule myself in matches where I am actually challenged. And you Frodo, while you may be challenged you are not an actual challenge.

Now I know you are sitting there waiting for this promo to end so you can fire up your camera and respond but allow me to offer you some free advice. Do not do it. Do not turn that camera on and come back at me. Doing so will only result in you further digging your own grave. You know it. I know it. I am not sure why I am wasting my breath here because as I said before you are incapable of not responding. You have to get the last word in. So go for it. I promise I will not respond to you again. You are no longer worth my time and effort.