*Sitting in a dimly lit room*

"Hello, hello ladies & gentleman, my name is ,pause for effect, Gator! Now now settle down, don't all cheer and faint at the same time oh, you're throwing roses why thank you, thank you my fans, now I was a big star in Japan but I am now like you! I am a nobody in this strange land of the XWF, hell I don't even know if I'm doing this right but fuck it, who cares!"

*Gator lights up a cigarette and smokes it through his mask*

"Anyway, I'm here because I've been put on the Wednesday ... something show and I'll like to get to know some of you a little better. By a quick glance of the roster I can see we have some major talent such as Tommy Wish, who I don't really know at all... and who can forget Ben Bones the... the... other wrestler... and oh of course Reeve Alexandra Gordon, the fuck kinda name is that? the hell Reeve are you a wrestler or do you bake cakes for a living?

*Gator turns his back to the camera holding a piece of paper*

"Who the fuck are these guys? I'm fighting these three nobodies!"

*Gator turns back to the camera, looking a bit more pissed*

"Seriously! Fucking seriously! Sweet zombie Jesus how long is it going to take for me to get a title shot in this place. I should of stayed in Japan. Screw it, I'll see you fuckers Wednesday, and to all of my little Gator-Maniacs out there in the swamps and bayous remember to always do your drugs, drink your alcohol and worship Satan brother!

*End recording*