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DOCA_HVP2014 · (07-10-2014)

The Department of Corrective Assault HVP division has observed the following commentary from one Phoenix Death to the individuals known as the Mafia Men:

(07-08-2014, 07:46 PM)Phoenix Death Said: "Rather it be 3 on 2 or 3 on 1 it doesn't matter because I'm coming for a fight. If its war you boys are after than by all means declare it war"

"Allow me to stop you right there, Phoenix Death, or may I call you PD? It's not going to have to be a three on one situation because the PD is backed up by the DOCA HVP. Let's just go ahead right now and call this a two on three handicap match; it's obvious you and I don't have a third partner and it's very possible that our own JV Italiano squad are the ones responsible. These men consider themselves to be the mob of 2014 and that tells me they may be responsible for our partner, Slade's, absence as of late. Or as of all time since he never seemed to arrive in the first place. What am I getting at? There's a fifty percent chance Slade is just a worthless pawn; a tool bag who never cared and never mattered, and I'm talking about long before he came to the XWF. That fifty percent chance I'm bringing up could frankly be that Slade is a born loser and is just here to drag us down with him.

"Do not fret, PD. If our partner Slade is the loser I halfway suspect him to be, it means he will show up at the match because he'll still want his take of the loser's purse; the money the jobbers and quiters still get to take home. He won't air a promo, he won't hit the gym, he won't be seen in the back before our match to cut an interview and he won't even land any successful offence in the match but he will be there nonetheless. If this fifty percent chance is the one that rings true in his regard, it will be his last day breathing on this earth when I saw through his neck bone with my serrated blade. In fact, if that happens I will name my blade 'Slade' in his honor after I've ripped his head from his body and slammed it into Pauly D of the Wop Men's chest. He'll be yelling 'it's t-shirt time' with a blot of blood spreading across his nipples. His nipples will be harder than they've ever been, all thanks to me; Mr. Proxy.

Mr. Proxy
setting the record straight when it comes to all these numbers and chances
or just beating Wop ass left and right; take your pick

"There is still that other fifty percent though. There's this chance, this coin flip of a chance that Slade's silence is- as I alluded to earlier- a result of the Mafia Men playing grown up and having him whacked off. You see that's what Pauly D and his boys do; whack off dudes when they least expect it so they can't pose a threat when it's time for action. The Mafia Men are coming in as three and already are booking themselves in future matches that will see all three of them taking on one woman, seriously PD I'm not joking about that, and we're supposed to believe these so called men would dare step into the ring with three other men? I'm starting to think the chances of Slade getting whacked off good by those boys is actually the 51% chance in all of this. The writing on the wall tells us the same thing as the numbers; they're afraid of an even confrontation. PD, my partner for tomorrow, if you and I step into that arena without a third man we will know with irrefutable certainty that Pauly D and his Wops whacked Slade off so hard and so mercilessly that nobody is ever going to see or hear from him again.

"What's my point, you may ask? The point is that you and I, PD, are walking into a situation where we don't even yet know how many cowards we'll be surrounded by. Obviously the Wops will be a threesome but they'll also have their princess nearby and possibly at ringside; the one who is afraid to step into the ring but gives all the orders. If that's the case, we've got four cowards in our presence already and that's without even considering the Slade Variable. If Slade does show up, it's only going to hinder us because it's clear he has not given two shits about this match since it was signed and probably can't give two shits about the fact that his own mother is such a failure at life. I say we consider it a blessing if Slade doesn't show up at all, because it means I won't need to run my blade clean through his throat and possibly give the Mafia Men an opening to attack while I'm distracted.

"Let's grab that win, PD. Prove that you're worthy of being called Phoenix Death as we take on all comers and show the entire XWF exactly what the Mafia Men are made of; a bunch of putas.

Stay tuned XWFers; next up is the final installment of the story we left you off with just days ago. It will be titled:

"Days -1, 0, and 1" part 3, day -1: How day -1 ended with a bang X's two

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