Swagmire was watching tv at his place when Sayors came over, this time they were supposedly safe from Frodo and his insanity, supposedly. Sayors sat down next to Swagmire and they began watching re-runs of Dragnet, good show. Sayors was very unhappy seeming with these last few interviews, and hoped this one would be much better than the last. That was terrible.

"Man, I'm glad we're here and not at your brother's, that shit gets weird. I thought my antics in the dungeons were odd, or Morbid Angel's shit. But no, Frodo has some fucked up shit. I tripped in Miss Piggy shit and got hit with a dirty tranny dick. Where does that shit happen? Only at Frodo's. Goddamn. I don't want to step foot in that hellhole again. Anyway, how you feeling about your match with Peter?"

"Pretty solid, actually. I mean, seriously. Dude has spent so much time going everywhere he can in this company crying about what's going on with everything except this match. He is literally following Proper Gilmour and me around arguing with us whereever we go. I'm surprised he didn't pop up at my date with Leda to call me a or something. Actually, he's probably trying to detective where Proper Gilly hid Maria, because he's fucking obsessed. Too obsessed to really focus on anything besides us fucking with him so hard. But that will be our downfall, right? That's his claim, we're angering him so he's going to come after us hard? I don't think that's the case. He may actually have forgotten we have a match. Because he's incapable of seeing the big picture. Rumor has it that he didn't know Freddie and I were brothers until this match, when we had to explain it. He thought we were lovers. Man, I'm hungry. You wanna go get some Taco Bell, or something?"

"Sure, let's go."

The pair headed off to Taco Bell for lunch.

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At Taco Bell

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Swagmire ordered 2 Smothered Chicken Burritos, and Sayors had ordered two Quesadillas.

"So, what do you think Peter's going to name as his stipulation for you? I mean, it's not like he's going to win, but it's fun to speculate."

"Probably something stupid, like making me kill myself, or making me eat Barney Green's shit, or something. Either that or something involving In This Moment. He's way too into that band, it's like if they broke up he would die. I would laugh. Man, I can't wait until the wedding with Maria and Proper Gilly next week. Wonder what I should get them."

"Maybe you should get her a .45 that way she can protect herself from that creepy stalker pussy Peter. I hate that guy. Not allowed to express it because I have to be nice, but fuck that guy in the ass. I hope if you win he declines to admit the rape happened, so Frodo does it hard in the ring. Make that bitch cry. Maybe Maria will be in attendance that night. She can spit on him after his rape happens."

"Hopefully. I hate both of those fuckers. Welp, I'm done. I'm heading home. Wanna come back and finish watching some Dragnet, or Law and order?"

"Sure. I've got nothing else to do."

The pair headed off to Swaggy's apartment and walked in to catch the oddest site this week.

Maria Brink was on all fours being taken from behind by a horse. And she was loving it.

"Guys, what's up? Crack said I can't bring a horse into the apartment, so I brought it here. Hope you don't mind, but Maria really wanted to try this. Apparently it's more similar to sex with proper Gilly than the other things I did. Who knew. Anyway, what's up?"

Sayors just vomitted and collapsed into his own vomit.

"See, whenever you bring that dude around he destroys carpets. Are you going to pay for my carpet now? Check his wallet, he can pay for it."

Swagmire just picked Sayors up and helped him to the bathroom. When he came back Maria was still going at it.

"Dude, what the fuck is wrong with you? Bringing a horse into my place to fuck some nasty slut? Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with you lately?"

"I *pant* am *pant* not *pant* some *pant* nasty slut. *pant* But *pant* I am *pant* cumming."

"Lovely, anyway, Fred. The fuck is wrong with you?"

"Sorry man, I just get so excited about fucking with Pete. I mean, I know it sometimes gets out of hand, but seriously, this is all in fun. Maybe I went over the top a little, but I'll always come back down to reality. Just like the time I was doing coke off a one legged stripper's ass. Some say that was insane, but I came back down like normal."

"You died because of that shit, and Gilmour might try and kill you, too. So just quit with this shit. Send Maria Brink home now. And get the goddamned horse out of my apartment."

"That's not even the real Maria Brink, Classic Petey has the real one. This is some slut kind of looks like her."

"Get rid of them both anyway. And clean my carpet, the horse shit on it, and I'm sure Maria did, too."

The horse finished, and Frodo let it outside while Maria got herself dressed and followed suite. Steve came out a few minutes later, and quickly left. Swagmire went to bed, and got woken up the next morning by a cleaning crew coming in to fix or replace his carpet. Good on you, Freddie, good on you.