The scene picks up to the outside of the Halls of Eternity Funeral parlor...Morbid Angel has been working tirelessly trying to catch up on work that has been sitting for a few days! Morbid whom has not been outside for day light, who has not been out for food, who hasn’t stopped for a moment in the last 3 days!…except to sleep.

The camera goes in through the front door and sees a bloody trail leading down into the basement...Blood drips mixed with large foot prints lead the way into the embalming chamber! A place where Morbid has taken care of many bodies...including fallen wrestlers.
Morbid’s music was loud listening to the enjoying sounds of Satanic Death Metal. The camera slowly eases around the corner to see Morbid Angel standing drenched in blood, growling to the music! Blood spattered up Morbid Angel’s arms, on his face, even dried clumps in his hair!!! Morbid Angel is truly a sight to see looking like this! Truly the face of every fear in the world!

Morbid wipes his hands off and throws the towel onto the corpse and wheels it into the other half of the basement and places it into a shallow metal tub to wash all the blood off before the makeup and clothing are to be done. Morbid starts to wash off the body...slowly wiping of the blood and making sure to clean where he has cut into it…wouldn’t want a bloody fucking mess at the funeral.




Morbid Angel-“Have you ever felt a corpse? Most of the rumors are true…they are cold...they are stiff...the stiffness is from rigor mortis…and I know I already explained this to you my friend…just a friendly recap…“




Morbid walks back to the other section and pulls a new body for the embalming from the cooler and rolls it over showing that all the blood has pooled to the back of the body making large hideous boils! Morbid looks at the camera with a smirk.




Morbid Angel-“ Motherfucker! I am so glad the family doesn’t see to body naked after death! Pay me $5000 to let blood settle! I wouldn’t pay for this shit! I WOULD GET EVEN!”




Morbid takes a surgical knife and slices into the corpse and the blood spurts all over Morbid’s already bloody arms and hands. He lets the body leak for a while before proceeding to cut into it! Morbid sifts through the body and moves around the organs looking for anything that would call for an unnatural death....He pulls the long intestine and stomach out and cuts into it...seeing the dead’s last meal...not very appetizing after the bile had its fun with it!

The camera fades to black

The scene opens to Morbid Angel is upstairs setting up a room for the next day funeral when a knock is heard from the front doors.




Morbid Angel-“ shit! I wonder if they notice that we’re closed! After all there is a fucking sign!”



Morbid walks over and opens the door wide! The sun from the sky shoots through and hits Morbid Angel in the face! Morbid Angel lets out a hissing noise and leaps back onto the floor covering his face.




Morbid Angel-“AAHHH SUNLIGHT!! YOU BITCH!”



Giovanni Ferrari was the one who was standing just outside the doors looks into the sky.



Gio-“ well, it is rather bright.”


Morbid Angel-“ Son of a bitch! I am seeing white spots!!! ARE THEY ANGELS PISSING IN MY EYES???!!!”





Morbid Angel slowly gets to his feet while diverting his eyes from the open doors




Morbid Angel-“ ah...fucking...whore!!!! I have been blinded!…that’s what the light will do to you…fuck you Jesus!”



Gio-“ It’s not that bad. Its just a little sun”


Morbid Angel-“ Fuck the sun...HEAR THAT FUCK YOU!”


Gio-“ What are you up to?”



Giovanni Ferrari looks at Morbid covered in blood and slightly disoriented.



Morbid Angel-“ I have been working with corpses! You know they are only ripe for a very short time....after that they starts to smell…and shit.”


Gio-“ So what are you planning at the Variety Pack Shove It?”


Morbid Angel-“ Well, you know how I do shit…I plan on going to the ring! Hurting them a little...fuck that shit! A LOT! Then I am going to probably bash Dim’s head with a pipe.”


Gio-“ Woah....that’s extreme Morbid…maybe not a pipe? I mean that’s...Ouch”


Morbid Angel-“ OK...that was pretty bad...a rock! You know one of those rocks that have sharp corners that can be used to bash big holes in faces!”


Gio-“ Riiighhhttt…That’s not weird.”


Morbid Angel-“ Gio..I will have to prove myself and show that I can actually be the best! I want the honor of showing the world that I am a man that can kill anything and anyone!!!!”


Gio-“ Kyril, you beat plenty of people that most haven’t. You are unbeatable. You don’t need to face Dim and Table.“


Morbid Angel-“ I want it Gio! The musical chairs is my fucking calling! I WILL WIN IT ALL!“




Morbid Angel hands start to shake as he thinks about it. Gio steps back and shakes his head negatively.





Gio-“ Morbid, I want you to do this for me. Try and get some sleep. Do it for the good of the world.”



Morbid Angel-“ I think your right....I need to rest.“



Gio-“ Want me to drive you home?”



Morbid Angel-“ nah....I’ll just sleep here…plenty of places to rest my weary head!”





Morbid walks into the casket room and crawls into a red oak coffin. Morbid gets comfortable and shuts the lid. Gio stands open mouthed and with a shocked look on his face.




Gio-“Weirdo!....he needs the nut house.”




Morbid’s muffled voice from inside the coffin-“ You know I can still hear you...this shit isn’t soundproof.”




Gio turns and leaves the Funeral Home.

Scene fades to a Blood Red!