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John Cena's Friend Tony Offline
I have a friend named John Cena



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(cheered; very rarely plays dirty; many likable qualities)


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04-20-2014, 09:06 AM

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That’s an upside to being a friend of a megastar like John Cena. I always get to take pictures of my friend John Cena at exclusive parties like this tea party. I’m not really a political guy, so I’m not sure what Tea partiers are all about, but if my friend John Cena likes them then I guess they aren’t all bad.

One time my friend, John Cena, invited me to come see him fight in one of those wrestling rings. He was a good friend of mine so I went along and I got to ride in a limousine all thanks to my friend John Cena. My friend John Cena went up against this Big Show guy and it was really poignant when he was finally able to lift him. As it turns out my friend John Cena is really strong. I even have a picture of my friend John Cena in that match.


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I got to go backstage with my friend John Cena and shake hands with some of the wrestlers. My friend John Cena introduced me to The Big Show after the show. It turns out that my friend John Cena is Big Show’s friend too. I thought it was weird because my friend John Cena was just trying to kill him before, but I think it’s pretty cool that they’re friends. I hope I make a lot more friends in the XWF.

I am a military guy, like my friend John Cena in that movie The Marine. It’s really fun to run drills and sometimes shoot at stuff. I only shoot at people if they are the bad guys. John Cena, my friend, told me that after watching me not shoot at good guys.

My friend John Cena and I got really bored one night so we decided to play Hide and Seek. I said ‘not it’ first so that meant my friend John Cena had to count. I grabbed a bunch of pillows from my bedroom and stacked them on the couch and put a blanket over them and then I hid under the dinning room table. When my friend John Cena finished counting he walked over to the couch and saw that there was a person shaped bulge under the blanket. My friend John Cena pulled the blanket away and he was so surprised that he didn’t see my black ass! My friend John Cena started looking around all surprised and I started giggling. It gave away my position, but I still was satisfied that I tricked my friend John Cena.

When it was my turn to count I knew I wouldn’t get off easy! My friend John Cena would hide as intensely as if it was a wrestling match. I tried to count to 100 as fast as I could, but my friend John Cena said later that I accidentally counted the 60s twice. Anyway, I looked high and low for my friend John Cena, but he was a really good hider. I looked behind curtains and inside of books, but he wasn’t there either. I was about ready to shout olly olly oxen free, but then I heard my friend John Cena’s theme song start playing. I marked the fuck out because I thought my favorite wrestler was coming down to the ring! After I calmed down I decided to go where the sound came, maybe it was my friend John Cena’s ringtone. I was pretty sure the sound came from my bedroom so I opened the door and found my friend John Cena lying down in the bed. I tagged my friend John Cena finally!

I lied down next to my friend John Cena after that. We just cuddled and talked about wrestling, which my friend John Cena knew a lot about. It was the best sleepover ever. That’s when I decided I’d be just like my friend John Cena, forever!

When I hear my friend John Cena’s theme song and I walk out to fight the SubZero guy I will be all business! There won’t be any more games or fun all I’ll do is HUSTLE, LOYALTY, and RESPECT!

I owe it to my friend John Cena. I love my friend John Cena.
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