SwagMire
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(Where is my roster page?)
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04-10-2014, 04:07 PM
"Cheat Lucena, must we continue this dance? The one where I call you on your inadequacies and you ignore me like the bitch you are? Come on, Javier, let’s not be like this. Just say something back, utter one single syllable. One barely intelligible word, even something as simple as ‘Si’, something for me to mock. Please, I’m begging you. Literally on my hands and knees begging you to say something fucking . Don’t hide, don’t be like this, babe. I promise not to beat you too hard. Ok, that came across a little more Streetcar named Desire than I had intended. We’ll move on from that awkward phase. It’s ok, we all make mistakes.
Speaking of mistakes, your parents made one by not using a condom when they were making you. Or if they did and it broke maybe the mistake of using a cheap one, or not aborting your ass. Do they do abortions in Guatemala? I surely do hope so, and if not go to Mexico, they do them there. That is if you ever get a girl to sleep with you, make sure not to pass on your genetics, please. Speaking of sex, you do strike me as the rapist type. Ever raped a woman, Gomez? It’s not ok, ever. Rape is never the solution, escorts are. Do you need an escort? Can we start a fund to get you a steady supply of hookers so you can stop raping these poor young girls? Theo, care to help with this? I’ll take to my niece, Katie, and Freddie. They probably know some people, and no you cannot sleep with my niece. That is not muy bien.
Sick fucker. Will your biography say how you were afraid of Swagmire G. Swaggington? The G is for Gangsta. Not really, I’m no thug, it’s for Greggory. My real name is Charles Greggory Ward, I’m not a gangta, although I have killed people. Mostly in the line of duty, it was not pleasant, but it needed done. I’m getting bored, Jose, can you please help keep me company? Say something, make some halfhearted attempt to counter what I’m saying? Or tell us how you attacked a telephone wire again. Please, we need these antics, they amuse us. You’re the clown of the XWF, the charity case, the dad from Finding Nemo. Shitty movie, by the way. You’re like that stupid snowman from Frozen, don’t ever see that abomination of a film. Just don’t. Some free advice before I head off. I’m gonna go get Little Caesars. Suck a dick, Mario."
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