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Dr. Honkey Shadows · (04-01-2014)

“Would you like to know what I find to be one of the funniest things in the world? If you walk into a room, any room, and start talking about money, more than half of the people in that room will be ready to tell you all about what you should be doing in order to make more of it. Yet those same people are the ones killing themselves working two jobs just to be able to live pay check to pay check. They have absolutely no idea what it takes to make any real money but they want you to think they do because it feels good to have people think that you're not worthless. I told you, I told each and every one of you that Colt Griffin would have absolutely no impact on the outcome of our match. You all laughed it off and thought I was just talking out of my ass but when it was all said and done Colt had zero impact on the outcome of our match. It was all me, in spite of all the big talk from Mr. Hollywood and Mr. Spotlight when he first entered the XWF, it was me who stole the show, me who had everybody talking, and me people remember when they think about our match. Mission accomplished."

"Now I also said that when I stepped into the ring for my first match in the XWF that I would begin leaving a legacy which nobody in the XWF has ever or will ever be able to top. Again, mission accomplished, I made Colt Griffin the first of many that I will leave standing in the ring dumbfounded and wondering what exactly just happened to them. Did I technically lose to Colt Griffin? If you're asking that question then that's exactly why you're an idiotic peasant and you always will be. Don't worry though because I'll explain it to, some day that is. For now I kind of like having each and every one of you completely clueless as to what I'm trying to accomplish and why. It makes me smile to see the confused looks on all of your faces and not only that but it also makes my pants tighter than Frodo's in the middle of a tranny festival. I may have been born into money but there's a reason that I haven't pissed it all away, I'm not an idiot. I mean as I said earlier I'm fully aware of the fact that people love to talk out of their asses so that other people won't see them as the complete and total imbeciles that they really are. However have you cretins really been listening to your own mind numbing bullshit for so long that you actually believe that you're qualified to pass judgement on anything that somebody with enough money to buy and sell you a few billion times over does? Not to mention the fact that I was intelligent enough to become a doctor while the majority of you struggle to remember to zip up your pants when your finished getting fellated by Rose Smith. I was going to say after taking a piss but I figured people get fellated by Rose Smith more than they take a piss.”

"Anyway enough about what I've already done because the Dr. Honkey Shadow's express will be rolling into Warfare this week where I will have my first title shot of many in the XWF. Sure it's for a title that's so prestigious that it hasn't been defended in the last five years but hey, you've got to start somewhere right? I couldn't just walk in the door and challenge for the XWF crown could I? Well, I could but where is the fun in that? Walking in the door and crushing your king like mere bug? I think I'll save that pleasure for later, rest easy Theo, for now. The people who should be having nightmares are the ones involved in this Trios match and in all honesty they probably are but just like the idiots I spoke of earlier who will say whatever it takes to alter everyone else's perception of them, my opponents are the same way. Any time I've heard people speak of me or my team, it has been in order to completely dismiss us. Really? We don't have much of a chance to win? Why?"

"Is it because of me, you know since I'm such an unskilled loser that I will drag my team down? Even if that were true how exactly would any of you have come to that conclusion? You know since I've only had one match and it's not like there is any way that anybody could have figured out what I'm really capable of in that one match. Perhaps people are writing my team off due to Alexandra Callaway. Again, why? Is it because she is always on the cusp of becoming great but always seems to fall just short? Bank on that if you want peasants but allow me to let you in on a little secret, things change. Alexandra may have fallen just short of doing great things in the past but it's only a matter of time before she finally has a breakthrough and shows the world what she's really made of. Will it happen at Warfare? I don't know if it will but at the same time none of you can say with 100% certainty that it won't happen which would make all of the assertions that my team has no chance about as reliable as The Gladiator's ability to promote his matches. So I suppose that leaves Vincent Kane as the weak link on my team that will undoubtedly lead to our downfall. Again, a man who has had one match, against Morbid Angel at that. Come on people, nobody beats Morbid Angel, even when they beat Morbid Angel they don't beat Morbid Angel. For Christ sake the only way any of us have a chance at winning is by making sure he doesn't get tagged in! With that being said I find it hard to write off Kane's abilities due to the fact that he fell at the hands of the XWF resident unbeatable necrophiliac. To recap my opponents are banking on the fact that they know exactly what I'm capable of due to one match, they're banking on the fact that they know exactly what Vincent Kane is capable of due to one match, and they're banking on the fact that Alexandra Callaway will continue to fall just short of greatness. Now that's what I call high risk asset allocation, careful boys, you're in for a crash."

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