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Neil Capra · (03-06-2013)

Darkness Eternal

Narrator: ???

Do you hear the people sing? Well, do you? I'm waiting for an answer... Oh wait, excuse me for my lack of manners. Allow me to introduce myself! You can call me, "John." Yeah, John. That's a safe name to use, right? Regardless, I'm here for a specific reason, you see. I'm here to save you...

Lost in the valley of the night. That is what people like you can be described as. For my time here is brief, I won't begin to describe the valley. Just know that it is where you are, and once you exit it, you'll never want to return. Now, back to what I asked you originally. Do you hear the people sing?

It is the music of a people, who are climbing toward the light. That is what motivates me to save you. Confused? Good, your kind is blissfully unaware of what I am. What I bring, for that matter...

For the wretched of the Earth. I wish to inform you that through me reaching you, you are not wretched. Feel accomplished that managed to succeed the simple task of, "Don't be a fucking douchebag." Because that's really what that means...

There is a flame that never dies. Maybe you know what that means. No? Well then, do you know what fire is? It's the same concept really, just this fire doesn't go out... Why am I trying to explain this to one of you?

Even the darkest nights will end, and the sun will rise. Everything begins, everything ends, everything begins... Again. Now, I'll ask you this again, do you hear the people sing, Neil? Oh look, my time's up. Time for you to wake up!

Layered

Narrator: ???

It isn't that simple. Then again, nothing is. Hi Neil, do you remember me? Can you make out who I am through voice alone? You were always good at that, you know...

Well, since you seem to have lost that ability, just call me "Kim." I know "John" visited you, Neil. You can tell me anything, you know. What's that? Cat got your tongue? No matter, if you can't speak, you'll listen better. That's good, because you'll need to listen very, very carefully!

I knew you well, Neil. My oh my have you changed. I doubt you'd recognize me much anymore either. I think you caught on to who I am by now, I'm dead, Neil. Now I'm here, in your head. It's really cramped in here, you know? What with everyone else here and everything...

"John" is a grade A prick, huh? Always speaking in tongue, codes. It was his idea for the words in your dreams. Yeah, that was us, we've been trying to get your attention for a long, long time now. First things first, we needed to get you away from that whore you hand around with! Now Neil, this next decision may seem hard, but I promise you it's easy...

We are the Legion, will you join us?

I'll give you some time, I know how made you are at rash decisions. Next time, be glad I'm on your side...

Can You Go Any Deeper?

Narrator: ???

Neil, you got to check this shit! Oh god dammit, why am I the last to know that you can't speak in these things?! Wait a minute, I didn't tell you who I am, but I think you know who I am, so fuck it...

Look, you need to join us man, it'll really pay off for you. Don't worry about Christine man, she'll be fine. She always has been, bro. Listen, I can't remember if I said it, so I'll say it again. Join us man, it's all for you...

Okay, maybe there's something in it for us...

What? You think I'm going to tell you before you join?

Get out of here! I'd never do that! You should really know me better!

Now for some ominous forebodings...

Join us. Join us. Join us. Join us. Join us. Join us. Join us. Join us. Join us. Join us. Can I stop now?

Chalk One Up

Speaker: Neil Capra

"In light of recent events in my life, let's look at a similar event. The train wreck that is XWF European Champion and my opponent on Monday, Jeff Hardy. Look Jeff, the lack of respect you show me only works in regard. That being you not only going to fail, like you've failed every drug test you've ever taken. You're going to fail miserably to someone who has much, much less experience than you do...

Go on, Jeff. Tell yourself you're going to be champion forever. Look at your broken self in your broken mirror and say you're the better man. Because as a man, it's debateable who's better, a drug addict or a borderline schizophrenic? Irrelevant...

You know what? With how far your head is shoved up your own ass, it'll take forever for you to see the light. Will someone wake me when he does? I doubt that even losing to me on Monday will get you to smarted up. It sure as hell won't get you to sober up...

Jeff, the winner of our match will be the last one standing. Not the fastest to climb a ladder. Not the idiot who decides to jump off said ladder onto solid concrete with another person being their only salvation for not landing flat onto it. It sure as hell isn't who takes the most drugs. You can't even stay on your feet without anyone forcing you off of them, you stoner fuck. How will you stand being drunk, high, and with broken legs? Simple answer, you won't, Jeff. I will be standing however, and because of the fact that I will break you, I will become the next Eurpopean Champion..."

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