I was just walking around neighborhood not giving a single fuck in the world when suddenly a wild interviewer appeared. I really didn't feel like dealing with these assholes today. Might as well just get those over with. I threw my water bottle down a street and heard the noise of a car crashing into a building. I have amazing aim, damn.

Radio! The MADNESS roster member!

What do you want?

You went to Warfare to finally face off against Swagmire Swaggins which was a surprisingly good match. You, the madness roster member went in and won on Warfare. You finally shut everyone up by beating Swagmire but now that he is out of the way do you think you can handle the final challenge that will shut everyone up that has been calling you a pussy? All you need to do is beat Morbid Angel on Monday for the Xtreme title!

Ha Ha...Yeah. Swagmire was in the way and now that I have shoved him forcefully out of the way I can deal with Morbid Angel. And he isn't the Xtreme champion anymore so there goes that idea of me becoming Xtreme champion again. He never really deserved though because if I remember correctly he never actually pinned someone to win the title. He was handed the title for whatever reason. Now if the title was handed to me then I would have held it longer than I did the first time and I wouldn't have lost to Enigma. Yes, Morbid Angel lost. He's denying losing to him but Enigma does have the title and Morbid Angel is just being a little cry baby about losing. He will probably do the exact same thing when he loses to me. Cry about losing and deny it. because "Victory Forever!"

That Victory Forever catchphrase has gotten fairly popular with the XWF crowd if you have not noticed because everyone is just loving it and we always see hundreds of Victory Forever signs.

Of course the fans are loving it! nothing is funnier than a loser saying he's winning. When I lose you don't see me going around saying that I'm still undefeated. Even though I have been on some what of a roll lately. Final two of the biggest battle royal in XWF history, I defeated Swagmire, and I will defeat Morbid Angel and become the Extreme champion!

What is the Extreme championship?

Since Morbid Angel is such a loser and our match was suppose to be originally for the Xtreme championship he is working hard to make a fake championship to put on the line. Once I win it I'll probably go run it over with my car or something anyways. Maybe I'll leave it on top of Morbid Angels body that will be attached to a crucifix. All Angels fall just go ask Christine Nash. after I beat Morbid Angel I will have beaten two angels within three weeks I believe.

Are you confident about beating Morbid Angel?

Of course I am you fucking moron! I'm always confident. Morbid Angel is obviously confident as well because I think I see a small tear go down his face when he shouts "Victory Forever!" Morbid Angel even made up a lie about two or three months ago that he beat me when I was taking a break and the funny thing about that is when I officially returned my name was off of the list of people who he has lost to Beat. Being on that list isn't really a bad thing because being on it means that you either beat him and he doesn't want to admit it or he actually did beat you and the only person I can recall him beating was Michael McBride. I'm not sure about that but McBride isn't exactly that great so it probably did happen.

Do you have any idea why Morbid Angel wanted to fight you so badly back in Late December and early January?

because he wants me on his list of people he's lost to. Oh, forgive me I mean "The people who have lost to GOD" It's too bad there is no god and never will be. Morbid Angel may have had the most momentum in February but all of that momentum is long gone and March is the month of Radio. I have all of this momentum and I intend on running with it and beating everyone that stands in my way to glory.

Do you have anyone you want to fight after Morbid Angel because he made a big list of everyone he wants to fight.

Mr. Supernova. Simple as that. I want to fight him and I want to fight him soon. He's not the Television champion anymore but I don't care because I just want to pin him for a three count so I can be the XWF's best space man. Oh, and I'll talk about Jessie Diaz and Shove it later.

You and Supernova have had extreme heat with each other ever since you arrived in the XWF. If you were to face off for the fourth time do you think that would be it? Would that be the end of the Space man rivalry that has been on and off for almost a year?

Probably not. That will never end until one of us either leaves and never comes back or dies. I don't intend on doing either of those things.

According to the XWF fan page, People are very amped to see Mr. Radio and Morbid Angel finally settle what began a few months ago.

Of course they are. Morbid Angel and I been taking minor shots at each other ever since and I do believe it is time to settle our little "rivalry." Not to mention if I win I BETTER get an actual shot at the Xtreme title against Enigma because this match isn't for nothing and I expect to get a real prize once I win.

That's all the time we have! Thank you for your time Mr. Radio!

yeah, whatever.

I just turned around and walked off.