After the shame of Morbid Angel’s commercial debut…he was scheduled to do an autograph signing with Ezekiel Carter Williams V and Kristy Jackson. Morbid who has made animosity between himself and those two more than known over the last month…Ezekiel giving Morbid Angel AIDS and Kristy Jackson getting beaten up by Morbid…either way they are not friends but the powers that be decided this is how it will go down!
He was already presigned to do this session just outside of the Monday Madness arena…He was the last to arrive.
Morbid Angel comes walking out wearing a black hoodie pulled up over his head and black sunglasses carrying a box of silver Sharpie Markers. He takes a seat behind the table and waits for people to line up for him. The other two tables had lines near out the door.
Beside Morbid Angel was a stack of headshots for him to sign but no one was walking up. Finally Ezekiel and Kristy Jackson walk out. Ezekiel wearing his usual and Kristy Jackson in a skimpy shirt showing a lot of cleavage and a noticeable bruise on her breast from where Morbid Angel punched her during Chernobyl. The two take a seat and start greeting and signing for the awaiting fans leaving Morbid Angel to sit there spinning his marker on the table waiting for someone to ask.
Morbid watched as the two fighters laughed and joked with the fans who giggled back from the attention…Morbid was getting jealous.
Morbid-”WHO WANTS A MORBID ANGEL AUTOGRAPH?”
The lines look over quickly and no one gets in line…Morbid looks at the table mildly upset over the lack of fans…suddenly a shadow appears over him…Morbid Angel looks up and see’s one fan standing holding a magazine. The man was smiling at Morbid Angel and eagerly held out the magazine for Morbid Angel to sign. Morbid quickly grabs it and looks at the cover…It was Morbid Angel! On the cover of “Gay Men’s Weekly”. Morbid looked at it and quickly hid the magazine under the table.
Morbid-”Who gave you this? Is this some kind of joke?! Morbid Angel would never be on the cover of this shit!…WHO SENT YOU?! Was if Titan? John Austin? It was Ezekiel wasn’t it?! He sent you to embarrass me? That motherfucker!”
The fan slowly stepped back mildly frightened at Morbid’s rant
Fan-”I bought it at the book store today. It said that you are now a supporter of gay rights and after the Energy drink ad you did…your famous.”
Morbid-”What do you mean famous? I AM MORBID ANGEL! I AM FAMOUS!”
Fan-”In the gay community you are famous. With Morbid Angel backing the Movement we will have open marriage in all states! We owe it all to you Sir!”
Morbid looked at the man for a few seconds looking to see if his face tells truths or lies…unable to tell he responds.
Morbid-”Goddamnit! I am not some gay rights activist! I was set up! I DON’T EVEN KNOW ANY GAY PEOPLE! What do I care if you have the right to get married! As far as I am concerned you are all the jews of the world! Get the fuck out of here! NOW!”
The man sadly turns to walk away empty handed. Morbid looks over at Ezekiel who at this point was looking at Morbid with a wicked grin on his face.
Morbid-”WAIT!”
The fan stops and turns around. Morbid grabs a head shot and scribbles on it and hands it to the man so grabs it slowly and walks off.
Morbid then sat quietly watching as the line was never ending for Kristy and Ezekiel. Morbid watched as every man looked at Kristy’s breasts near drooling…even Ezekiel snapped to attention every time she dropped her marker on the ground he was there to hand it back to her
Watching the lines and this attention Morbid Angel started to get even more angry.
Morbid-”Look at that shit! I am Morbid Fucking Angel! I am the fucking Champion! I AM THE MOTHERFUCKING SHIT! And here these two motherfuckers are just signing autographs like they ever had a motherfucking thing! Fuck them! Who do they think they are!? THEY ARE THE WEAK! Never holding a title and still getting more attention! Then these people always looking at that fucking whores tits! HEY KRISTY! YOUR TIT’S AREN’T SHIT! STEVE DAVIDS HAS BETTER TITS!”
With that Morbid Angel gets op and storms away from the table and back into the building! Ezekiel and Kristy Jackson laugh at his displeasure and keep doing what they are doing!
After a few moments Morbid comes out wearing a black Bra holding his massive pectorals like they were breasts! The bra was being held on my shoe string and duct tape. Morbid walks over to Ezekiel and puts them in his face and jiggles the rock like muscle/boobs in his face!
Morbid-”Motorboat that shit you fucking prick!”
Morbid pulls away
Morbid-”Sign my boobs! I’m Kristy Jackson!”
Morbid Angel looks up at Kristy Jackson who looks at him
Kristy Jackson-”Is that My Bra?!”
Morbid Angel gives his pecks a squeeze
Morbid-”fuck yeah it is! Now you have to ask yourself this…what else of your am I wearing?!”
Kristy Jackson gets up from the table as does Ezekiel and the two get in Morbid Angel’s face yelling as Morbid being in his own world starts to mock Kristy Jackson by doing a little tittie dance and rubbing on his own chest making little sounds mocking her.
Kristy who has had enough of Morbid’s Bullshit hauls off and slaps him in the face and Ezekiel stands back laughing. Morbid still acting like Kristy punches her directly in the face knocking her to the ground then quickly grabbing Ezekiel and throwing him onto his own signing table. Morbid then reaches into his pocket and pulls out a tube of red lipstick and puts it on badly before taking a seat at Kristy Jackson’s and starts signing autographs on her picture! No one took any of the signed pictures and he just kept signing them and occasionally yelling out “LOOK AT MY TITS!” and giving them a squeeze.
Morbid in his own world didn’t see Kristy Jackson coming up behind him with a bat and hits him in the head with it knocking his face into the table smearing the lipstick on the picture of Kristy Jackson with Morbid Angel’s signature on it before slumping to the floor!
Kristy Jackson takes her high heel and stomps on Morbid Angels chest! The Heel pierces the skin and slides in! Morbid lets out a scream
Morbid-”AAAAAHHHHHHH! SHE JUST POPPED MY TIT! THAT WAS MY BEST BOOBIE!”
Morbid shoves her off and stands up. The heel still stuck in his chest and he now had bloood coming from his ear. Morbid looks down.
Morbid-”Now look what you’ve done! You made me look like an animal!”
Morbid storms off into the building with the heel still in his chest!
He looks at the camera then at the pump in his chest
Morbid-”I can tell it’s going to be one of those days…motherfucker!”
The scene fades to a Blood Red!
(OOC-Thank you Ezekiel and Kristy Jackson for allowing me to use you guys in the roleplay...hope you enjoyed)
болезненное ангел!
Intercontinental Champion
TRIO CHAMPION x2
UNIVERSAL CHAMPION x2
UFO Champion x2
Ark Champion x2
Heavy Metal Champion x2
Xtreme Champion x3
Won at War Games 2014