Today is the day…today is the day that Morbid Angel must fight the demon witch Kristy Jackson for the XWF Olympic style games with fire…Morbid Angel decided to do something a little different than what he normally does and accepted an interview on the local radio.
Morbid Angel has never done a radio show before but decided at the last moment to go on and give them a live view of what the Morbid Life it.

After driving all night to make it to this match he wasted no time heading to the studio. When pulling up apparently the station announced that Morbid Angel was going to be on the air that morning and local churches and gay rights groups took the time to picket the studio and pelt Morbid Angel’s navigator with rocks, eggs and even spent condoms…

Morbid Angel whipped into a parking space close to the building and studio personnel come out to hold off the crowd…Morbid exits his vehicle and is greeted with a pelting of eggs! normally Morbid would fly into a rage over it…but he didn’t…he simply looked down at the dripping egg on his jacket and simply grinned as he turned and walked into the studio.

Once inside Morbid walks to the booth area but is stopped by the station manager.





Station Manager-”Now I know how you operate but here we cannot say foul language on the air. If you could keep the words limited to things like “Ass, Bitch, Damn”…small, less offensive language.”





Morbid looks at the man trying to think of something to say back that would crush the man’s soul! But again had nothing to retort with…he simply nodded at the man and was shown inside. Morbid Angel takes a seat and puts on his head phones and pulls the mic in close.





Radio Host-”GGGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDD Morning! I am Vinny Vegas! And this is FUEL for your morning travelers. Today I have a special guest here…someone I know is causing quite a stir on the television these days. We have the ONE……the ONLY….MORBID F’N ANGEL!”





The host hit’s a button on the board and the canned sounds of clapping and cheering is heard





Morbid Angel-”Good Morning Vinny…”



Vinny-”Damn right it’s a good morning! I hear you made quite the stir out there this morning with the locals…how did that make you feel?”



Morbid-”Well, at this point in life I feel that people do things because others put them up to it…if their so called leader didn’t tell them to go there would be no one throwing rocks at my car…which by the way I’ll be sending you all a bill for the damages.”



Vinny-”Well, I can tell you this. I was hoping people could tell the difference between an actor and someone who really believes all the hokum said on camera.”




Morbid-”Hokum? You calling me a fake?”



Vinny-”I am not. I simply said that you have an on stage persona and an off stage attitude. I meant no offence.”



Morbid-”Make no mistake about it Vinny. I my not have a bank account under Morbid Angel at my bank but I do live what you see…I have done what I talked about…”



Vinny-”So you are undefeated in the XWF so far…or so you say. a lot of questions have been brought up over the last fear months about your flawless win/loss record. Quite a few fellow XWFers said you have lost a good many of your matches. How does that make you feel?”



Morbid-”Well, I haven’t lost yet. If everyone wants to see proof I have a you tube account that shows the ending of some on my “questionable” losses. I quit because I cannot beat someone not worthy! I have to keep some level of honor here! If I were to go off and pin people like Diaz or Reynolds then what would that make me? So I quit the match and I don’t consider that a loss if the motherfucker was laying on the ground bleeding and I walked out. I feel that that shows great control and honor on my part. I may be evil but I still have honor”



Vinny-”some people who watch the show more regularly say they have watched you get pinned. There are a lot of contradictory things that are said by you and others.”



Morbid-”I don’t believe they have any proof of my losses. All the originals were lost in the fire so it’s literally what parts I have put on my you tube account. Its hard to defute what evidence they don’t have verse what I have proof of. I have been dealing with these…vicious rumors since I ended The Phantom Stranger. He is gone from this federation all together. He did one match and walked away. How in the hell are you suppose to believe that he won against me then just up and quit? Right off a victory? Are you kidding me? Are you all really that daft? Lets pretend for a moment that you all have a higher level of intelligence than normal people for a minute here. Does that make any sense to you at all?”



Vinny-”No…I have to admit that much. What about Wyatt Reynolds? Diaz? Mr Radio, Ezekiel Carter Williams V, and Griffin MacAlister.”


Morbid-”This is a joke right? I Owned Ezekiel in the ring! Diaz was literally crying on the mat begging for me to stop! Wyatt Reynolds? I never faced that man! NEVER! And Griffin? He was a chump that came to the ring so high he literally shit is fucking pants! He man rubbed marijuana in my face! Which by the way was still illegal there! Did you see the part where the police came down and arrested him for that? Did you see that? Were you fuc………….ahem….Were you paying attention? You can’t pin a man when he is being hauled off to jail! that’s not how this stuff works!”



Vinny-“What about Mr Radio? For a while there you claimed that you had defeated that particular fighter but no video evidence was ever found of that match ever happening”


Morbid-”Me and Mr Radio never faced in the ring as of yet. We did however have a brief altercation a few months back in the locker room and I knocked his head so hard against the wall he wad to take some time off because he temporarily lost control of his bowel functions…he said we were going to officially have this match as soon as he is able to regain control of that function.”


Vinny-”so on the Winter Wasteland standing you are tied for second place. How does that make you feel that you fell from first to third and now sitting at second?”



Morbid-”Well, I was first place for I believe since the beginning of January and held it for almost a month before losing that spot. I believe if I win my next two matches I’ll be back at number 1 again. I didn’t really pay it any attention because there was such a high chance of loss at that point because everyone wants their shot at Theo.”


Vinny-”Do you want a shot at the crown?”


Morbid-”I do. There really is no point in trying if you can’t be the best and for me this is something that I feel is necessary. If I lose I lose a lot and if I win I gain all the respect that I can handle. Not saying that no one respects me…they respect me! They fear me! You know why?



Vinny-”Why?”




Morbid-”BECAUSE I AM MORBID ANGEL! Bringer of death, fear and hate!”



Vinny-OK…………So we need to wind this up here. I know you have a plane to catch in a hour to go home to Mother Russia. Tell us a little about your match against Kristy Jackson.”



Morbid-”Well, she is…well….Kristy Jackson…the only fighter to openly admit that I frighten her and that she was getting in way over her head with this match. I always aim to discourage people to really try…it is easier if they just sit there and take their beating and lose! I am not sure how much of the XWF she knows because she was quoting a lot from long times past…I have wonder if she was once the janitor here for the XWF…scrubbing the shit from the bowls…oops…I said shits! Fuck it! You know what…she always struk me as a whore…I know that someone here is fucking feeding her information that is false and she is trying to sell it on screen to make me look bad! She is using words from some XWF cock to try and beat me verbally by throwing out past questionable losses and talking about Cyren. I have a few idea’s…Ezekiel who has had a hard on for this bitch since she started…must be the tits! Maybe it was Nero the coward! The one who fights once a month and walks around like the shit! HE IS SHIT! JUST FUCKING SHIT! And to believe that he wants to be more! There is nothing more he can be!

Ezekiel has just been sore since I beat him badly a few months back! So my words to the cowards trying to sabotage me and my flawless record! SHOW YOUR SELVES AND WE WILL FUCKING SEE WHO IS LYING! BRING IT MOTHERFUCKERRRRRR!!!!!!!!!”






Morbid Angel throws the head set down….







Morbid-”Sorry…I get so worked up some times…I really have to go catch my flight now…”





Morbid Angel walks out






The scene fades to blood red!