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Michael Kelly is Special Special Forces!
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02-17-2014, 09:30 PM






As the days go from short to longer we know that the season is changing…if you have snow or not the time for change is now. Snow always melt and the hot summer will soon be upon us making us wish for another winter! Every year we wish for summer in the winter and winter in the summer…each time forgetting how bad it is at the time.

In certain situations people can see something in the now and forget how bad it was in the past leaving them full of wonder of how the change is. The human mind is easy to trick and just above a dog’s mind in remembrance.

Morbid Angel is relaxing in his home as the snows pick up. He has to leave in an hour to arrive for his match tomorrow against Kristy Jackson. He took some time doing some back story research on Michael Kelly, finding so much that he was unable to remember it all without writing it down. Morbid Angel is not the type to allow someone pull the wool over his eyes with lies and fakery… Morbid grins as he motions the camera to enter.

Morbid claps loudly! The lights turn off and the room is illuminated by the fire!






Morbid-”The clapper! Best invention ever!





He repositions himself in the chair and starts to speak!





Morbid Angel-”Michael Kelly…we meet at last! My, oh my has it been fun while we wait for this! Delta Farce against the mighty Spetsnaz! Do you really think you have a chance to even get a punch in? this firing squad match thing is definitely ingenious!
Have you ever been shot Kelly? Tell me the truth because I don’t think you have…you strike me as the kind of guy who talks a line of shit then disappears when it boils down to the battle…show me what you have to offer…you already claimed to be an elite force to be reckoned with but you haven’t won anything…I am so confused here…I thought the object was to beat people…so far all you do is cry that your unit raped your fucking ass…men don’t talk like that…if you got butt pounded by your unit then you keep that shit to yourself! Then claiming PTSD on that shit…what the fuck! Do you know what that is called outside of the army? Rape Syndrome…meaning you act out because you had too many dicks too soon and unwanted amount of semen in your fucking ass!

Regardless to why you got raped I noticed your timeline is a little off…you seem to be confusing yourself with someone else…you think you actually were Delta? I don’t think so…your service is a little confusing to me…in for what? 4 years? That’s not long enough to become Delta…usually after 4 years they will start considering you for Delta, you have to be 22 years old to join Delta…want to make sure you aren’t a “loose cannon” and “torturous” as it were…they need level headed individuals who can be calm under pressure otherwise they will be gun crazy nuts killing more than they should…plus the fact that Delta Force doesn’t accept Private first class as swipes, you have to be an E5! You need to be more than just a baby who’s never even seen a fucking gun!

A weapon of destruction? Are you fucking serious? Not possible here! You look like a bitch! Let me ask you this…have you seen Mystery Men? Are you Mr. Furious? Are you going to get mad and throw a fucking little fit? I bet that’s why you claim Delta Force! Thinking they are fit throwing babies! You are scum! Also! You probably joined the army to “serve” like the rest of your generation! To buy that new car and party like it was going out of style then throwing that “Duty” bullshit up so people don’t know that your all about the fucking money and just wanted all the freebees you can get! I bet your poor dead father wishes you were born a woman so when he fucked you it wouldn’t get too shitty from all that bullshit your full of.

Also if you were in fact Delta you would NOT be a part of their “special” Interrogations…your job as a Private First Class is to dig the fucking hole for the shitter, Make sure the tents don’t leak and catch bullets so the important people don’t die! This entire fabrication that you are trying to pass is laughable!

Also…young Michael Kelly…when they jumped you in that school house you do know why right? IN ORDER TO BECOME ANY BRANCH OF SPECIAL FORCES…they must first test you! Torture test! They will beat you, burn you and even break bones to see if you break! If they turned on you it was a test! If it was no test then it was because you were disgracing them and your fellow American soldiers! COWARD! You threw away a chance to be special forces for what? A wrestling career in which you suck at? This isn’t even really that good of a job! We all have other jobs here other than this…except the fuckups that no one want around…Like you…I can’t think of anyone else…even Frodo Smackins works for Google…

After 8 years and not moving rank from private they would out you! You would be considered worthless and not acceptable for special forces…a Colonel would also not be in a hostile area surrounded by private first class rejects from fuckass nowhere. So your little buddy didn’t move up so he would be out…the Colonel wouldn’t permit such an attack on another soldier unless again…you did VERY WRONG! Were you molesting Iraqi children again? That would be a reason for a Colonel to put you in that situation…even then that would get him in trouble if it were to come into light. Remember General Patton? He got removed from command of his battalion because he OPEN HAND slapped a man in the face…imagine what would happen to a Colonel who allowed and maybe even took place in the beating of a soldier? He would be stripped of his brass and thrown into the hole!

A silver spoon? Is it common knowledge that every Army Soldier is a poor boy trying to get into a better spot? Are you playing that card? Is it that important for someone to think you are better than they are? They don’t know what you have in the band! You are not wearing a Tag Heuer watch! How would he know you were a spoiled pussy boy? Things keep getting better and better as I keep watching your first promos…

I have to stop for a second and ask this…at what point did you stop thinking of them like BROTHERS and more like enemies? I see that you CONSTANTLY call them brothers and you still do it! They are not your brothers! They are motherfuckers beating your fucking ass!

As things become more clear I realize that you are bullshitting me! You did a crime and they were trying to figure it out! They wouldn’t just do this and claim you did a crime…I go back to you molesting those Iraqi children!

You know what I see when I look at you? Not the angry eyes that YOU SAY you have…I see those big baby blues well up with tears as you hold back crying from how hurt you were. Amazing what the camera can do! You spoiled little bitch! Not getting your way in life so you have to fabricate a good story to get kicked out of the army? Really?

I will end this for right now! It seems that you might cry and tell the bosses that I’m being mean…are you going to get mad when Nazi stands there laughing when I beat your fucking ass? I’ll make sure you get killed! You are a DISGRACED AMERICAN WANT-TO-BE HERO!”





The scene fades to a blood red!

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