This is the continuation of the contract discussion from the segment on the 01/27/2014 edition of Madness.




Joy Giovanni's office is the location of this heated contract dispute with Hunter Payne. Hunter's ex-girlfriend Joy is now one of his bosses, and he is not happy about it.



Payne: So, who's dick did you suck to get this bogus office job?




Joy: I assure you this job is not bogus... And I didn't suck anybody's dick. Why do you insist on thinking I'm some kind of whore?



Payne: I don't know... Maybe because you cheated on me with some lame fucking Canadian-wannabe! What did you see in him anyway? I have to know.



Joy: Matt Lennox? Well, I remember I was mad at you that day...



Payne: Like everyday back then.



Joy: Yeah. So he tells me "You know what would piss Hunter off beyond belief? Having sex with me." So I said "Fuck it! Sure." I must have been really mad at you that day.




Hunter's face now red with rage as this topic is talked about more thoroughly.




Payne: You do realize that IS the definition of a whore right?



Joy: Whatever. So then he got sprung, like all men tend to do with me. Eventually, distracting him so much he didn't see his beheading coming. Once he became headless that was pretty much the end of that.



Payne: Is that supposed to make me feel better?



Joy: No. Consider it more of a warning...



Payne: A warning?




Joy: Yes. You don't want to be next on the chopping block do you? Because I would hate to see not one, but two of my ex-boyfriends guillotined. So just don't step on management's toes, including me, and your cute little masked head should remain in tact...



Joy says with a sinister smile on her face while petting Hunter's head as she threatens him. Hunter Payne jaw has metaphorically hit the floor in shock.



Payne: That is... Evil!



Joy: Calm down Hunny. I don't want to have to hurt you, but I will if you step out of line...



Hunter immediately replies.



Payne: Fuck you.



Joy: You'll come around. Now let's get to this contract. I was thinking $50 a match with no creative control. How's that sound?



Payne: Sounds like I can make more money in another federation.



Joy: Oh yeah? So you're going to play hard ball with me?.. Fine, I'll bump your salary up to $10,000 a match! If you can do something you haven't done since you were with me! And that's win for a month straight. That is four weeks without losing a match. I bet you can't do it. You know why? Because I was the only reason you won back in the day and you know it!



Payne: Bullshit.



Joy: See you tried to replace me with Kevin Hart and SEX but both could never get you that boost that I did. So here's the deal moviestar; you win 4 matches in a row and prove me wrong and I'll make sure you are one of the highest paid performers here; but until then, you will be the lowest paid. What do you say?



Hunter takes a few moments to evaluate this crucial situation...



Payne: Deal!



Joy: Safest bet of my life. There is no way you can unsink the Titanic that is your wrestling career.



Payne: You bet against me! Just who do you think I am? I'm not Andrew Morrison. I can actually win matches Joy!



Joy: I'll believe it when I see it.



Payne: You act as if I am as overrated as John Austin. There is a reason why they call me the Machiavelli of Wrestling!



Joy: Yeah... By the way, nobody calls you that anymore.



Payne: You'll see. I'll win your four matches. Hell, I might just go on the most impressive winning streak in XWF history!



Joy laughs hysterically at that. As an angry Hunter Payne grabs the contract and signs it.



Joy: Good luck Mr. Payne! I look forward to your next match.



Hunter Payne storms out. This bet may be a blessing in disguise. Now he has something to prove to his evil ex and the world. He must either climb back to the top... Or die trying.