Coming off a win at Madness we see Ezekiel Carter-Williams the Fifth looking as sexy as ever, walking into his abandoned church. He walks in and immediately drops his bags and turns on his camera. He grabs the stool that sits so stool-like in the corner and places it in front of the camera. He loosens his tie and unbuttons the top button of his shirt. He rolls up his sleeves and elevates his left leg so that his foot is resting on the bar of the stool. This guy just makes my fucking skin crawl.

When I say I am going to do something, I fucking do it. I delivered and then I come back for more. I told Christine Nash that I was going to ruin her return, and I did just that. Then something strange happened. As I was walking out of the arena a bunch of middle aged interviewers, that looked as if they were about to have an orgasm from my scent, bombarded me as if I were a millionaire.

They were all like “Ezekiel, why did you just lay Christine out like that? How are you and the AIDS doing? What is your next step against John Austin? How big is your dick? What is your reaction to what your opponent for Shove-It said about you?”Ezekiel says as he uses theatrics, mimicking the reporters in the process. Man I would drink this guy’s fucking bathwater.

So I was like “I said I was going to try to get into the head of John Austin, and no one is more important to him than Christine Nash. The AIDS and I are doing just fine. My next step is to wait and see what John Austin is going to do. I’m going to wait for my prey to counterattack and then knock him out with one final blow. You asking about the size of my dick, see me after all this is done.” When I finally got to the question about Scorpio, I just looked into the reporter’s eyes and laughed before walking off. I honestly thought it was a joke because at the time I didn’t know who the fuck or what the fuck a Scorpio is. So me being me I had to look this guy up and watch his promo’s while on my plane ride back here. It was very interesting how he totally fucking botched his very first promo back. After watching that I was like “This guy must have a mixture of fucking Down syndrome, Autism, and Jessie Diaz disease, because this guy is a total fucking dipshit. How the fuck do you possibly fuck up a full promo, you took your sweet time to make. But it wasn’t if his other promos were any good either.

He talked about me and my AIDS and how he’s going to beat me, how I should be an easy victory for him, all that other dumb shit that I’ve heard before. But you see it will be an easy victory for me. And after I win, I’m going to look at your unconscious body and place you in the fucking rafters where everyone will look at I hang you there from you toenails and watch as you struggle to save yourself from falling more than 100ft in the air. Everyone and Your Mother will watch as I fucking tear you apart and leave you there, a worthless washed up piece of Barney Green shit that should’ve thought twice about returning. Then, and this will be the best part, as your lifeless body lay there, after all is said and done, Peter Gilmour will come down there and you will SUCK HIS DICK! Yes oh yes Peter, you finally get what you wanted for a long, long time. Scorpio will rise to his knees and see your tiny cock in his face, and he’s going to go to town on that bad boy.

I’ll be sure to take pictures and post it on the internet for the world to see.

Scorpio likes to call his promos the “Final Sting.” How does that make any fucking sense whatsoever if you keep fucking talking? No one want to hear your lame ass resume any more than they want to hear John Austin’s attempts to intimidate me, which we all know aren’t worth a damn thing. You keep going on and on about how you were a World Champion here, but motherfucker that was way back then when the competition was as thin as your fucking IQ. I bet you a pint of my blood that if I were in XWF during that period, you wouldn’t have even smelt any belt, other than the one Barney Green slaps across your ass when you two have your weekly Bondage Dominant Submissive Masochism, Clothed Tranny Naked Male, fuck fest where he plunges your asshole with Ann Thraxx’s Spiked Dildo, while the Straight Edge fucktards watch in amazement.

Damn, your weekends sound rough, my dude. Just as rough as your fucking promo skills, putting up memes and shit across the screen. Is that supposed to be a funny, a joke, a pun . I beg to differ. You see, you can sit around, waiting for the weekend to come so Barney Green can cum, and talk about my AIDS but does that really matter? Does it matter that a guy with AIDS, that has half the power of you, is still going to shove his foot so far up your ass you will shit out an aglet? Yeah, that does matter. It matters because it shows that you came back… for what? To let people listen to Rock you Like a Hurricane over and over and over a-fucking-gain? To sit here and talk about dicks day in and day out like the fagatron that you truly are? Or is it to fantasize about Peter Gilmour, like everyone and their fucking mother does. Damn, give the guy a fucking break, he just got his ass kicked by Michael McBride, he is going to get his ass kicked by Theo Pryce, he’s gay, his fiancé is a man, and on top of all of that, he’s fat.

People like you make me wish that I didn’t have AIDS because I’d like to use every ounce of my power to make you look like a total fucking pussy, but I’m still good using only half, because then I can make you look, slightly less pussyfied.

So tell me something Scorpio, how’s that babe of yours? No Barney, I’m talking about ….. Shena. Yeah, that’s her name! How’s she doing by the way?

She turned into a huge fucking monster and almost killed him. Matthew says his voice is heard in the background. Ezekiel laughs.

That’s what happens when bitches want a piece of the ECW 5. Oh yeah Scorpio, I totally fucked that chick. Yeah, she was a freak too, she does this thing with her tongue, and it’s to die for! But you see… I kind of gave her AIDS, and she got totally pissed and left me, so if you fucked her….. I’d recommend you getting checked. You might just have AIDS too, and you don’t want that, my dude.

Saturday night in Chernobyl, when I meet you in the ring and I look you in the eyes, I will sense your fear. Your fear of your return becoming worthless and you realizing your career is over. Then you’re going to go home to your family and their going to be so disappointed in you, because you lost to the guy with AIDS.

Because I’m going to Rock YOU Like a Fucking Tornado.

Ezekiel says as he gets up and walks out of the scene.

Man that was corny as fuck.

We hear Ezekiel say as the scene fades to black.