Camera Man-”He is one of those kinds of people that you never really get to meet….Not saying that you’d want to meet someone like him. He is just a weird ass motherfucker! I’ve had the displeasure of shooting almost all his promos and they always make me feel uncomfortable.”




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Camera Man-”The best shots of Morbid Angel doing his shit…would have to be the first one. He was more reserved than he is now. Right now he is just as crazy as a sick cow!…not calling him a cow…Just saying he is fucking insane”




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Sound Guy-”Morbid Angel should not be allowed around decent people. Once when he was interviewed on Fox news I had to help sensor him. He was like “fuck this, fuck that, fuck, fuck, fuck”…one time I asked him why he always talks like that and he claimed it was because he was foreign. My mother is Italian…were talking right off the boat and I’ve never heard the fuck word come out of her mouth once! And she has 9 kids!”




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Sound Guy-” The best promo I ever recorded of Morbid Angel had to of been the one when he fell into the lake. I mean the guy fell INTO the fucking lake! Thought he was dead but he just didn’t die! It was like a bad movie.”



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Sound Guy-”No I didn’t care if he died….Sayers is a fucking little queer”



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Sayers-”Morbid Angel is one of those people that you want to know so you know how far to stay away from him. Not that he smells…his attitude smells like hate! But all in all he seems like a good enough guy. Like us all he doesn’t want to look bad…he can’t help it if he does looks bad…it’s just how he is.”




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Sayers-”I don’t have a favorite Promo with Morbid Angel because its always me getting yelled at for others! But there was that one time when he was in jail…that was pretty good! That should be done again!”





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Morbid-”I think I want to be better than everyone here…not that it is hard to be better….full of fucking that have no idea who they are fucking with! YOU HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHO YOU ARE FUCKING WITH! FUCK YOU! STEVE DAVIDS! CUNT!!!!!!!
Other than that I feel that I don’t get the respect I deserve! I put my body on the fucking line and people shit on me like some common ! Motherfuckers!”



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Morbid-”No! that fucking shit wasn’t funny and I won’t do it again! My goddamn nipples are still hard from that cold ass water! Fuck you! “



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Morbid-”I lost that gun….it’s on the bottom of Holland pond I believe considering metal doesn’t float…I have others…no big deal”




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Morbid-”Sayers is a pussy…I would kill him but the United States frowns on that kind of shit…perhaps I can pay for someone to fuck him…after all he looks like a …maybe Nazi wants a strange bed fellow? DON’T YOU FUCKING TELL ME THAT YOU DON’T SWING THAT WAY! FRAUD! You sir are no NAZI!”




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Morbid-”Steve Davids? I know him…I mean I don’t know him but I know OF him. He isn’t really a strong fighter…he is more like a bitch wrapped in bitch, dipped in sauce that tastes like bitch. Not a good combination.”




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Sound guy-”Morbid called me a what? Oh…Steve Davids? I was about to say. I would kick that kraut bastards ass bac…………….”




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Sayers-”I already said he isn’t that nice. Maybe some counseling will do him some good? I tried to get an interview with Morbid Angel but he wouldn’t comply. Something about hypocrisy and the jews that own something….I really didn’t understand…crazy talk.”




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Morbid-THAT GODDAMN SON OF A FUCKING BITCH! KRAUT MY MOTHERFUCKING ASS! I’LL FUCKING KILL YOU AND TELL YOUR WIFE ABOUT IT WHILE SHE SUCKS MY FUCKING DICK! YOU MOTHERF………..”



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Sound Guy-”I ain’t afraid of that 2 bit freak! Seriously! He is under contract not to harm employees other than fighters! He is talking about killing me and fucking my wife! Fuck him! He is a fucking kraut prick and that’s why he got his son taken aw………..”




Morbid kicks in the door




Morbid-”YOU MOTHERFUCKING COCK SUCKER!”




Morbid lunges at the sound guy who quickly moves away!




Sound guy-”you can’t touch me! If you do it’s trouble!”




Morbid-”I DON’T GIVE A SHIT!”




Morbid grabs the man and throws him at the wall! Morbid quickly grabs him again and starts to punch him in the face over and over again! While screaming!



Morbid-”THEN I’M GOING TO FUCK YOUR WIFE IN THE FUCKING ASS!”




Morbid keeps punching then suddenly stops and slowly stands up looking down on what he has done. He walks over to the chair and takes a seat.




Morbid-”I think I just killed a man….wasn’t my intention…he provoked me…totally his fault! He called me names and shit…I don’t like the name calling…little immature….I call names…not the other way around….ok maybe it isn’t immature…maybe it’s something left to the professionals…not to the sound guy…Kraut…what is this the 1940’s? and I’m not even fucking German! Motherfuckers! I am Russian! Not to be confused! We don’t lose wars! Thought I lived in Germany and believe in the old German ideals…Hitler was a brilliant man….never said he was overly smart….just had some good ideas…you know what! I don’t have to explain myself to you! FUCK YOU! I am going to go and fuck this bitc…………”




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Morbid-”h in the ASS! What the fuck are you doing?! You want to get fucked up too? I’ll fuck you all up! I don’t care! Fucking bastards cutting my scene! THIS IS MY TIME! THESE ARE MY PROMOS I’LL FUCKING TELL YOU WHEN TO CU……….”




Scene fades to blood red!