01-08-2014, 12:43 PM
A man in a suit sits at a big desk. He looks intently at a portfolio. He flips through the pages filled with magazine covers and even some billboard spreads. Each one of the pages more impressive than the next.
Man: Men’s Health (he turns the page) GQ (he turns the page) Calvin Klein (he turns the page again) Armani
The man closes the portfolio and looks up at the man sitting on the other side of the desk, Levi Storm, Levi is dressed in a gaudy silver paisley shirt unbuttoned halfway down, black leather pants, and some aviator sunglasses.
Man: I have to say Mr. Storm, this is a very impressive portfolio.
Levi: You think I don’t know that? I defy you to find a more impressive portfolio.
Man: So why is it you are stepping away from your modeling career?
Levi: Look at that portfolio and you see the result of almost zero effort on my part, yet I am the most sought after underwear model in history. Marky Mark at the height of his career had nothing on me, and those are the words of Calvin Klein himself. Why should I deny the world seeing me actually do something big, something new, something that will put everyone on notice that Levi Storm is not to be fucked with?! I will be taking my talents to the XWF because let’s face it… they need me.
Man: Wait, you’re going to become a wrestler? Do you even have any skills?
Levi: Do you really think I would be doing this if I had no skills? I’m a model but I’m not stupid! I’ve been training long before I even became the world’s best underwear model. I have trained in submission holds, I have been through some of the toughest MMA camps in the world. Hell I’ve spent more time in a ring then I’ve spent in underwear. But I also know looks like mine are a rare commodity, which is why I’m here to see you and get my looks insured. I don’t plan on losing, but you never know when a freak accident could happen. Especially with these idiots in the XWF.
Man: Well, from the looks of things, I can issue you a Ten Million dollar policy covering any irreparable damage done to your face or your body. But I have to tell you, to put looks like this into the hands of professional wrestlers, you are taking a huge risk.
Levi: When you have skills like mine, it’s not a risk. Soon, you will see along with the rest of the world. NO ONE in the XWF stands a chance when they run into the sexy buzz saw that is Levi Storm! Now where’s the paperwork?
The man takes out a pile of paperwork and slides it across the desk. Levi takes the papers and begins signing each page. He makes it to the last page and delivers his last signature. He slides the papers back across the desk and stands to leave.
Man: Wait, don’t you want your portfolio back?
Levi: You keep that as a souvenir of the day you insured the best wrestler the XWF has ever seen.
Man: I’ll watch for you on Monday Mr. Storm.
Levi: Do you think I really care if you’ll be watching? Everyone will be watching, and just like you they will be dreaming about what it must be like to be me, but deep down, just like the rest of them, you will realize the fact that you aren’t shit! Nothing in your puny existence will ever amount up to even a tenth of what I can do. You keep that portfolio, you keep it, and you keep dreaming, but your life will seem worthless from this day forward because you know You will NEVER be ME!
Levi walks out of the office leaving the insurance man dumbfounded as the scene fades to black.
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