Frodo and Crack stepped into Beef's house, and saw Beef just chilling out on the couch with a couple of escorts dancing around topless, occasionally touching each other's jiggly bits. Frodo was happy!
Hey, Beef I gotta talk to you, wanna do it here or away from the ladies? It's about that incident a few weeks ago.
Oh, yeah, I gotta talk about that in private.
Beef got up and pulled Frodo with him, they walk up stairs and Beef drops to his knees.
You wanted some pay back, huh? Big poppa!
Yes! Err no. Sort of. I need some money for not announcing to people what happened. I know it's pretty lame, but it's my kid's birthday and he wants a new phone. I was gonna get him the Nokia Lumia, it's a good phone. Windows is cool.
Oh, no problem, and dude tell people if you want. I don't care. Money's not an issue between us, you know that. We family, bro. Lumia is pretty cool.
Beef handed Frodo a grand.
Don't worry about paying back, we all help each other. Search Tech Comp fo life.
STC, my nerga. STC.
They go down stairs and catch Crack grinding on the prettier of the escorts, ignorant to the fact that she has a dick in her panties. Crack does not like dick at all, even when high. And he is very high right now.
So, wanna go up stairs, baby. I don't think Beef will mind. Will you, Beef?
Have a blast, buddy. Be safe, wrap yo shit. I don't, but you should.
Crack walked up stairs bring both the escorts with him, he looked victorious. That won't last long.
Beef and Frodo sat down and enjoyed a blunt together as Cher Lloyd played through the stereo.
You know, Beef, she's a lot better than Selena Gomez, but not as good as Demi. Demi is pretty wicked, her new album is musical genius.
True that, but none go as hard as that Mc Chris. He's pretty sweet.
Crack ran down stairs startled.
Both of them had dicks. DICKS! THEY'RE DUDES! YOU FUCKER! THE BLONDE ONE'S DICK IS BIGGER THAN MINE!
Crack left. Frodo got up with him.
Sorry dude, I gotta go, he needs me. I'll stop by after I grab the phone. Love you, bro.
Love you, too Midge.
Frodo headed out and caught up with Crack, and they headed to the electronics store to grab a new phone for Joseph-Gordon. Kid is turning 15, that’s a big year for a kid nowadays. Not like when Frodo was a kid, when he was younger it only meant disappointment galore. Never any love for Frodo. As they walk up to the phones, Frodo notices the salesman walking over.
Fuck, dude he looks twelve, and he has an Apple douche look on his face. Fuck this dude, I’m just gonna beat him with a keyboard. Go get me a keyboard. Fucking Apple queers.
I’m not getting you a keyboard, just tell him you want Windows, and Apple is for fags. Like you do to me every day. I stopped listening to your rants, by the way.
Hi! I’m Jason, can I help you? We have the new iPhone 5C! Would you like me to grab you two of them?
Crack walked away to grab a keyboard for Frodo.
Look, here Jason. iPhones are for , get me the fucking Nokia Lumia 1020. I need it now, go hurry.
Sir, the iPhones are seriously a better deal, you should get a few of them. You and your friend could use them, and maybe a shower. Sir, you smell like Marijuana.
Crack walked back over keyboard in hand, and passed it off to Frodo before walking away.
Frodo began to senselessly beat Jason, like we’re talking hardcore. Who knew a drugged out midget could beat someone so badly.
Mother fucking iPhone ! I said I want a Nokia Lumia 1020, is that so hard to get? I don’t like Apple, no one does. Who likes Apple? Little kids, and morons. I am not a kid or a moron! I like WINDOWS! MICROSOFT FOR LIFE!
Poor Jason was getting bashed really badly, like I don’t think anyone has ever been bashed by a keyboard that badly before. Did Crack find a magical steel keyboard? That shit would not break. Then security came to ask Frodo to leave. By asked I mean dragged him out kicking and screaming like a child who misbehaved on Christmas. People laughed, not Jason though. He would never laugh again, nor would he ever touch an iPhone again. Once outside Frodo waited for Crack, a few minutes later he walked out and tossed a Nokia Lumia 1020 to Frodo.
, get me the fucking Nokia Lumia 1020. I need it now, go hurry.![[Image: ZXX7HJw.png?1]](http://i.imgur.com/ZXX7HJw.png?1)
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