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~~Hulk Hogan~~ · **01-02-2014, 03:42 AM**

The scene opens up inside of a local studio where we see Hulk Hogan, dressed in a yellow "Hulkamania" shirt with a black weightlifting belt and black jeans, standing in front of blue background. Next to him is "Mean" Gene Okerlund, who is dressed in a black and white suit with a black bowtie. Gene Okerlund goes to speak first.

Gene: Hi, Wrestling Fans. Mean Gene here and today I got a special guest with me. None other than "The Immortal" Hulk Hogan. Now, You got a big challenge on Warfare ahead of you in Morbid Angel.

Hulk: Let me tell you something Mean Gene, Morbid Angel is a sick individual who needs a good dose of Hulkamania running wild on his ass. You can do all the workouts in the world but that is nothing compared to all the little Hulkamaniacs chanting my name and praying for my victory. You better say your prayers and take your vitamins because you are gonna meet a true American. This is gonna be a warzone, brother. You better be prepared, Jack, because once Hulkamania starts running wild, It's gonna be all over.

A box falls from the ceiling and hits Hogan on the head. Hogan goes to speak.

Hulk: You fans can boo me all you want to because Hollywood is here to stay and the NWO is gonna destroy the XWF from the inside out. You fans should be grateful a true Champion is finally here. I don't give a damn about Morbid Angel. I will take him down. Send anybody you want my way and they will all fall. Now if you will excuse me, I got some important business to take care of.

Hulk Hogan walks away from Gene Okerlund and runs into Brian Knobs, who is dressed in a black with green graffiti "Nasty Boys" shirt and black jogging pants. Knobs goes to speak.

Brian: That was some great work there, buddy. Any plans of getting me and Sags a job with XWF?

Hulk: You know something, brother? I will see what I can do. But yeah, Let's go get some beer and head back to my place. Get the gang back in town because the Hulkster is ready to party.

Brian: I appreciate that. The Nasty Boys won't let you down. Sorry about what happened with you and Linda.

Hulk: Let me tell you something, brother. Linda was just jealous of the fact that Hulkamania was running wild and I had all these girls throwing themselves at me. She knew what she was getting herself into. Now, She is dating some young guy and the only reason that happened is because the guy was a huge Hulkamania fan and wanted the honor of sleeping with Hulk's ex-wife. Now, Let's get some beer.

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