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Gavin Graves · (12-16-2013)

Gavin Graves is spending his time at the XWF studios on this wonderful Sunday. The sun was shining bright outside, but Gavin was inside standing in front of an XWF backdrop with a microphone in hand preparing to cut a promo. He unzips his jacket exposing an upside down cross necklace hanging from his neck and a shirt that says "Eat Shit and Die". Then he finally begins to speak.

I find myself in an interesting position on my debut on Warfare. I finally get my hands on that little prick Smoke-Man. And while doing so I get to punk out a little straight-edge pussy and a freak with a mask.

Oh sweet Jesus! Christmas came early this year.. About a week early. I'm going to get to drink some good-ass eggnog and then walk down to the ring and whoop some ass along side the fuckin' United States Champion John Austin and another fellow who might be just as fucked in the head as me.

People may think I'm still too 'green' to be put into a main-event caliber match, but I have to say fuck that. I'm as ready as ever.

Graves chuckles a bit and then a smile stretches across his face.

I actually had someone walk up to me the other day and ask me if I had any problems with John Austin picking me as one of his team-mates.. So naturally I looked at them like they were a fuckin'

. I don't believe in a god, much less satan. I may have been raised Catholic, but when I step into a church I automatically smell bullshit. I have to say, I give no shits what-so-ever. He could worship that racist bitch Paula Deen, and I still wouldn't give a fuck. That is his private business, and religion shouldn't be brought into a wrestling ring anyways. Even that hypocrite Shawn Michaels knew that no one wanted to hear that shit...well unlike the Congregation, but that's none of my business.

Of course, I am not saying that to be mean or disrespectful to anyone's religion. But the public has to know that if they ask me a question of that nature then they will get a pretty fucked up answer. It's like I know when I'm about to offend someone, but just look at all these fucks I give..

I mean really, do I look like a man who cares what others think? Fuck, I'm wearing an upside down cross around my neck..People think I'm a satanist more power to them. Personally, I just think it looks cool, and I quite enjoy the stares I get from complete strangers.

He holds up the cross and waves it around in front of his face before finally putting it back down.

I can hear someone out there now tearing up, "But..but Gavin..That's a satanic cross. wah wah wah."

Really, you fucktard? It's Saint Peter's cross.. It's a symbol of his service to the one they call Jesus. Peter was crucified upside down by the Romans at his own request because he did not think himself worthy to be the same way Christ was. I wear it because it represents loyalty in a fucked up way.. And I will stand with my team. Who knows I may even stand with Austin when this is all said and done.

Now I'm not a bible-thumping moron, and I even know that. If it were an actual satanic cross, you wouldn't even know it. But just to clear up a massive misconception... Here it is..

He pulls an actual satanic cross out of his pocket and shows it to the camera, and he stares at it himself for a long period of time.

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^IT LOOKS LIKE THIS^

It would be immoral for me to wear this, so this is a little present for my team captain. I'm sure he can use it more than me.

He puts the jacket back into his pocket, and then he wipes the sweat from his brow...still smiling. (FUCK DOES THIS GUY EVER STOP SMILING!!!???!!)

Speaking of using.. AJ Powell should probably start doing drugs again instead of pretending that he is everyone's savior.. telling everyone what is good for them and bad for them, what a load of fucking bullshit. Where is your basis for drugs being bad? I'm going to assume that book of lies you call the bible. Listen to me, AJ, you have no hope in changing anyone. That Mexican and the redneck have a better chance..and more than both of them that crack- head Ann Thraxx. She can be an example of what drugs can do to you..

And Andrew Morrison.. There's a victim of society. I'm not really sure of his background, nor do I care actually because the end will be the exact same for him as it is for his partners...especially Smoke Man.

Smoke, will be groveling at our feet and begging for mercy.. All while he's down there we might as well bring out Peter Gilmour, and Smoke can put them disgusting British teeth to use and SUCK HIS DICK. That's all you are good for in reality, but even that gets boring for other people you have sucked off... Don't worry I won't say names.

All jokes aside, you better be ready, Smokey. Because on Warfare, we unleash Hell.

He throws down the microphone and walks off the camera. You can hear the producers and cameramen yelling at him about throwing it down.

Fuck you, bitches! I'm Gavin Graves. I do what I want!

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