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12-14-2013, 05:41 AM
So now it begins. My... 'crusade' has apparently come to a toll-booth on the road, with the primates who recognize each other as Gavin Graves and Steve Davids toddling about it, and the biggest chimp of them all is sitting in a lax chair, stroking his 'precious shiny' while speaking down to the microphone to no-one in particular in his own made-up radio show that, really, is just a speaker leading into a doll's house. All the while the two little shits called AJ Powell and Andrew Morrison bitch and whine in the back seat, complaining about shit that doesn't really matter, as well as things they aren't involved with and probably never should be, which I guess the same could be said about Gavin and Steve. All the while I'm slamming my head against the steering wheel while I wait for a bunch of tossers to decide who wants to play happy-slaps with the chimp and me for that shiny.
Is the image created in your mind yet? Has that analogy sunk in and made you realise the situation... everyone will be in come Warfare? If it did then... I'm impressed. I thought of that shit off the top of my head, and yet... everything in that analogy is spot on.
I'm not going to waste my time by spelling it all out for you dumb assholes who cannot think for themselves for a few seconds before consulting Shane or whatever. But I will say this:
All this match is. All it ever will be is a toll-booth. I'll pay the price it takes to pass, and whether it means I win or lose it won't change a damn thing. As soon as I pass this road-block, I'll just continue driving down the road. Whether I win, or I lose, I'm still coming for that United States Championship next week. And at when it comes to that, I would just be fighting the big bad ape himself, and some other nitwit who beat another two ponces or something.
All on the week of Christmas! Can't you feel it in the air, fuckers!?
And that means that, in effect, the Americans will receive their new champion for Christmas! An English guy... who will drive Shane into the ground.
Austin... you really think that this road-block will stop me? Please.
This is just practice.
8-9-1
Title History
4x 24/7 FTW UFO E1999 Champion
1x X -Treme Champion
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