The scene comes in to Liz lying in bed asleep. It is roughly 2:14 AM, and dark as hell outside. All of a sudden, the window next to Liz’s bed shatters. Liz hops up out of her bed, and grabs her M1911A1. She looks out of her window, and see’s Shane and Luca Arzegotti reloading the same machine Liz used to fire Hot Pockets at Shane, except instead of Hot Pockets, the member of The Black Circle are firing potatoes.

Liz: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TWO DOING HERE!?

Shane: Shut up, whore! You come to Lethal Warfare if you want, and I’ll get NAZI to put your ass in a gas chamber.

Liz: FUCK YOU!

Liz begins to fire Hot Pockets at Shane and Luca. Multiple Hot Pockets begin to hit Shane and Luca in the face, body, and … Shane’s always moist genitalia.

Shane: YOU BITCH!

Shane picks up a gigantic potato. He loads it into the machine, and it comes out firing at Liz’s window. She tries to shoot threw it, before it comes, but it is no use. She jumps to the other side of the room, and the potato comes into her window and crashes into the wall, leaving a whole the size of Sincere Lee Wild’s vagina!

Shane: Tell your child molesting friend that he’s next! Let’s go Luca.

The two Black Circle members drive off in Shane’s Potato Car. Liz walks toward the gigantic potato and it opens up, revealing dozens of battered Hot Pockets and Sincere Lee Wild’s porn CD’s

Liz: Is that ….. Sincere Lee Wild, naked with two dicks in her hand, with cum on her face, smiling? You can hurt my home, and you can shoot potatoes at me, but when you crush Hot Pockets, and reveal Sincere’s wretched porno, unveiling her A-Cup boob, that’s when I get mad!

Knock Knock!

Liz: Who the hell is it?

Cole: Um Liz, is everything alright?

Liz: Yeah everything’s fine.

Cole: Can ….. Can I come in?

Liz lets out a deep sigh. She’d never let anyone in her room. Then again, Cole has always had her back, even in the darkest of times.

Liz: Yeah, come on in.

Liz sits on her bed, and watches the door as Cole walks into the room. He looks at the images of Sincere Lee Wild on the wall. He looks at the damage done by the potatoes. He looks at Liz. They meet eye to eye, and the room becomes speechless for what seems like an eternity. Finally one of them had to break the silence.

Liz: Please come, sit down.

Cole sits on the bed next to Liz, and he looks at the gigantic potato.

Cole: Is that….

Liz: Sincere Lee Wild smiling with cum on her face holding two dicks with both her hands, yup it is.

Cole: Wow. Wanna pop it in?

Liz: Dude! Hell no! That's my competition. The last thing I want to see is her getting double penetrated.

Cole: What …. What happened in here?

Liz: Shane paid me a visit, to say the least.

Cole: Well, you shouldn’t have almost killed the man.

Liz laughs. Cole’s humor and loyalty almost made everything that just happened seem like nothing. He was one of the few people who made Liz smile.

Liz: Ya know Cole, you’re an alright son of a bitch.

Cole: Why thank you. Took you over 20 years to figure that out. But I have a question? How come you never gave me a chance?

Liz: Cole, you and I both know that I like girls. Not the ones like Sincere Lee Wild though. You know, my girls are cum free.

Cole: I do too!

Liz: Stop fucking playing dude.

Cole: I don’t see the problem. Jessie Diaz hasn’t given you a chance yet, neither has Jenna Silver, Ann Thraxx, no one. Yet you resist me time and time again. Why? Why won’t you just accept my love for you?

Liz gets up and walks next to the window Shane destroyed. She stands there and looks out the window, while eating a Hot Pocket she warmed up in the middle of her fight with Shane.

Liz: You really want to know? You want to know why I act the way I do? Why I don’t like penis? Well because I was raped, Cole. Countless times, by numerous men. And it was all because of that junkie mother. I am literally scared of penetration because of the fact that I was raped over and over again. That’s why I act the way I do. I am a survivor. I had to fight my way out of that life style, when I was only 4 years old.

Cole: ….. I thought you lived with your father.

Liz: Oh fuck him! He mentally and emotionally abused me for years. He always told me, “Don’t be a stupid slutty junkie like your mother.” He said that to me in school, to the neighbors, to your parents, to Sarah’s parents, to everyone. I don’t give one fuck about him. Remember when we were on that hunt to go find my brother? The reason why we aren’t on that adventure right now isn’t because I got arrested. It’s because I said fuck it. In prison, I stop having those nightmares. I actually stopped thinking about it. I don’t care about him; just like I’m sure he doesn’t care about me. But that’s life. That’s my life. And I have to live it.

Cole: I…. I’m so sorry.

Liz: Why? You have similar problems. You are an AWOL Army Solider. Like I said the other day, we are all fucked up.

Cole: Yeah, I guess you’re right.

Liz: Yeah, I am. But now what do we do? I just opened up to you like I did no other person. Not even Sarah.

Cole: I don’t know. I honestly just don’t know. But I’ll be there for you no matter what! Now what’s the plan!

Liz: First I have to get these pornos of Sincere Lee Wild out of here. Then have to get that bitch, Shane back. Then we have to get the mother fucker who shot me.

Cole: Hey, can I have those pornos. Ya know, for research and what not.

Liz: Dude, no! You cannot see my opponenet naked. Intill after I kick her ass. Then you can do what you please. Just remember, I heard about that porno. It's called, "One Night In The Wild." Heard it features raYne in it too.


Cole throws the porno out the window as the scene fades to black.

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