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The scene opens in Mike Adamle's trophy room. Inside the room is nothing but trophies from his football career. Oh wait-- there's also a phone which is what he's using to speak with his friend Jeff Harvey on the other end. ~ *!-_-~*-_
Mike Adamle
"Jeff, are you there? Jeff Harvey?"
Jeff Harvey
"Yeah I'm here man. What's up?"
Mike Adamle
"I have a match coming up with Tuesday. Will you be there to watch me perform?"
Jeff Harvey
"I'll be there, bro. Just give me a little more time cause I'm stoned off my ass right now."
Mike Adamle
"Wait a minute Jeff. Are you still in your trailer home in South Carolina?"
Jeff Harvey
"Nah man."
Mike Adamle
"Oh. Okay good. So you're in Boston then?"
Jeff Harvey
"Nah man. I'm in South Carolina."
Mike Adamle
"Oh that's right, you live in SOUTH Carolina. I must have been thinking of my friend Jeff Hardy. I'm so sorry, Jeff."
Jeff Harvey
"It's alright, bro. Me and Jeff always get mistaken for each other. We're so much alike. We both love to take it to the X-treme. But listen I actually can't come to the event."
Mike Adamle
"But Jeff! This is my return to professional wrestling! You can't miss it."
Jeff Harvey
"I'm so sorry, but I forgot that I have this other commitment on Tuesday. If you crazies hadn't moved the show back I could have made it."
Mike Adamle
"Oh dang it!"
Jeff Harvey
"Yeah, I'm sorry. But my sister Janie Harvey passed away last weekend and Tuesday is her funeral."
Mike Adamle
"Oh my. No, listen. I'm sorry... Bro."
Jeff Harvey
"Bro."
Mike Adamle
"Bro."
Jeff Harvey
"Bro..."
Mike Adamle
"This is just unbelievable, Jeff. Why didn't you tell me that Janie died? How did she die?"
Jeff Harvey
"I can't remember, bro. I'm stoned as hell right now. She must have been taking it to the X-Treme or something. I just know I gotta make it to that funeral on Tuesday."
Mike Adamle
"I'm sorry this happened. I will call you as soon as Madness is over."
Jeff Harvey
"Don't sweat it, bro. Janie Harvey will be remembered for her Xtreme antics. She lived life to the xtreme."
Alright look I've got something to say.
On Madness I'm coming for you Janie Walker.
Surprised to see me Mrs. Walker?
I'm not here to play games with you or Jeff Harvey or Brad Lesnar. I'm here to win the hearts of the XWS universe. Those are the people I care about.
So Janie Walker why don't you do us both a favor and please.
SHUT UP! Just shut up!
Edit: I apologize. I gave the wrong name when I was speaking to Jenny Walker. I had actually just gotten off the phone with my friend Jeff Harvey and we were discussing the death of his sister Janie Harvey. This tragedy mixed in with my anger is what caused me to make this error during my promo. I would also like to apologize to Brock Lesnar for calling him Brad. I was actually thinking of my son Brad at the time. Brad is my son who died just three years ago.
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