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T.H.U.G.S · (11-11-2024)

It simply opens up to this message......

THE FOLLOWING PROMO HAS BEEN PAID FOR BY THUGS

[It opens to a living room somewhere, as the trio were playing some old wrestling video games on the N64. Then JB looked at his phone, and saw a reminder of them doing a promo shoot in a warehouse somewhere. After T and Reggie finished, JB turned off the N64.]

T: Dude, we're supposed to have another round of No Mercy!

Reg: Yeah, I was so close to beating T in that battle royal match, what gives?

JB: We were supposed to do this promo shoot down the street tonight, remember?

T: Oh that shoot, well… I mean how much did you put down on that space?

JB: 400 bucks for two hours at most, but if we head there now, we can do it and get back home to continue our No Mercy session. Is that a deal?

[Then the duo agreed, and they went to the warehouse for the shoot. They see the wall decked out in THUGS style nWo flags and had some THUGS hoes in the shoot as well. Then Reggie and JB wear a THUGS inspired shirt, as T was chatting up with the girl. Some time later, it cuts to the trio doing stuff in the room, then they all huddle together then they focus on the camera.]

JB: You know fellas its been a minute since we’ve done this tag shit. Six man and all.

T: Right, right.

Reg: Si, mi amigo….its been a while.

JB: We all know Tommy is going to be apart of Shawn’s team for Wargames.

[Then the video hoes all start to cheer him on as he nodded.]

T: That's right, all I gotta do is somehow be cohesive enough for our team to advance before Thanksgiving. Also, i have to somehow record somethin to Shawn so he and his crew can muster up something worth watching by this week alone, so i guess i'm pretty much swamped to hell.
JB: And you Reggie, I heard you are the current Gabon Federette’s Hardcore Champion, from Tijana, is that true?

[Reggie shows the belt on his waist, and he shows the marks hes sustained in that division in Mexico.]

Reg: I still got the belt, got last two months and been undefeated, also I managed to get my daughter back to my life, and managed to settle down with my future finance, i wont go more deep into all that outsider stuff. But what about you, what JB has been up to?

[JB then has some deep thoughts, and it shows past images of him holding the Revolution belt up until Syn took it from him, then it cuts back to him nodding his head no.]

JB: Ehh, you know me, i pretty much been home, just doing nothing. I kinda expected to not get that call from Bashmaster at all. I thought he would have simply forgotten i or THUGS even existed, but i guess he remembered to call for us to do this show.

Reg: Aren’t we in the opener?

JB: Yes we are Reg, we are.

Reg: Who are we up against?

[As JB was using a Anarchy roster card match up via clipboard, T was simply having a Tarantino moment as he sits on a couch, and one of the THUGS babes does a dance for him, which included her foot in his mouth. Then Reg looked on with glee, as JB stopped midway through to see who they were fighting, but before he could say that, JB looked at the dancer.]

JB: YO REGGIE AND TOMMY WE GOT A PROMO TO DO! NUFF WITH THA HOES!

[Reggie and T ignored him, and JB looked back on the clipboard.]

JB: y’all know who the hell is Bing Bong Twins and Oscar De La Huevos?

[T gets the woman’s foot out of his mouth.]

T: Oh those two jaborins who are a shitty team of Lil Pump's clones, I think we fought them in the past but I don't care to remember them.

Reg: I know someone in the Mexican circuit of an Oscar, but not no De La Hevos…

[JB tosses the clipboard down.]

JB: Look Bing Twins and Oscar, y’all are up against a team who don’t give a fuck. I could have said, fuck this shoot, and stayed home and continued our No Mercy session. But, here we are, having to convince the public that we aren't afraid of a makeshift team that Bashy had made the call for us to deal with, I don’t know what he was drinkin or smokin in the XWF HQ to book this, but this is the same person who thought it be a great idea to have Graves get the Anarchy strap. Anyways, y’all want to chime in?

T: All I got to say is….fuck the Bing Twinz and Oscar De La Whore…fuck em all to hell, let em feel what thug life is like as we strike on Anarchy!

Reg: Bing Bong Twinz y Oscar, ustedes no están listos para lo que vamos a hacer con ustedes. Aunque no nos hemos unido desde hace más de seis meses hasta años.

[Reggie gets up from the couch to look deep into the camera.]

Reg: No penséis ni por un segundo que no somos capaces de seguir el ritmo, porque somos hermanos de principio a fin.

[Then he shows his belt, and slams his fist on the title plate as he finishes his thought.]

Reg: ¡Venimos a Filadelfia y vamos a llevar las cosas al extremo!

[Then we see the trio lookin at the camera with glee on their faces.]

JB: Let me just say this…. Fuck Bing Twinz and Oscar...We finna fuck em up... now, lets head home to play No Mercy!

[Then the promo just cuts to black from there with no foregone conclusion.]

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