[Opens somewhere in a room, where we see E-Dogg directing a photoshoot for John Thug, Tommy Thug, and Reggie Thugg (each portrayed by Vince Staples, Pete Davidson, and Bad Bunny), we see the trio standing behind a white screen, each of them wearing Lubu streetwear with a THUGS chains on them. Then E-Dog called for a break, and they headed to the side of the shoot to chill.]
E-Dogg: Hey fellas, we are killin’ this shoot, I'm glad I booked this shoot for the Lubu fashion line.
[Tommy Thug drinks some water, as John and Reggie were on their phone looking at stuff. Then E-Dogg looked at his planner, and saw that they had another appointment.]
E-Dogg: Oh shit, we got an interview with People's magazine in about an hour from now!
[Tommy looks at E-Dogg.]
Tommy Thug: Wait, I thought we were done doing interviews? Didn’t we not have one about a week ago with Blantentino Ave about the Lubu line?
[Then suddenly, some random ladies who somehow crashed the shoot came in screamin on the lungs to see the thugs in the room. E-Dogg had wanted to call security, but John Thug waved him not to do it.]
E-Dogg: Dog, we can’t be wastin time on these hoes mane, we gotta go to the next spot.
John Thug: Anit that interview not due till like 4pm or somethin? We can have some time for these ladies. Isn’t that right Reggie Thug?
Reggie Thug: Si comprendo estas John, the ladies want our time esse!
[Then E-Dogg sighed and went away too let the trio get their groove on. About an hour passed, they finished the shoot and were in a limo heading to Roger’s Plaza in Manhattan by 3pm. As soon as the limo pulled to the entrance, and their driver opened the door, all three of them were swarmed with paps tryin to get photos of them, they managed to bypass that and went into the building. Then they reach the receptionist desk to speak with a rep to let them in.]
E-Dogg: Excuse me, we have an appointment with People’s magazine today at 430pm. Do you know where that will be?
[Then the lady at the desk completely ignored them. Then E-Dogg got almost angry at the lady, but John Thug came to ask.]
John Thug: Hey excuse me miss, we are just inquiring about an interview and wanted to know what it was at. Excuse me!
[Then she stopped typing on her laptop and looked at the four dudes, and she basically called a line and after that was finished, she told them to head to floor 316, which they do. Once they got there, they saw that their interview was called off due to how late they were on the scene. Then E-Dogg came up to this middle aged man, who looked like Robin Leach in an armani suit and shoes loafers, to talk to him.]
E-Dogg: Hey man, we were supposed to do an interview. What happened?
Interviewer: Well it is quarter past three, and your guys were supposed to be here since 3pm. So now, we are not going to talk about the Lubu line and all that street things you people are into.
[Then then Thugs looked at him like “did this mofo really say all dat!?!” as E-Dogg gave them the stink eye to not try anything to harm the guy. Then before they guy left the room, one of his assistants, a woman whom they encountered earlier in their shoot, had looked at them and whispered in her boss's ear for another shot. After some brief deliberation, they manage to do an interview for the magazine.]
[About three hours had passed since the interview, and it was night time and the THUGS were just partying in the penthouse suite at Duluth Tower in Harlem. While John Thug, and Reggie Thug were playing a game of dominos at the table with some homies, Tommy Thug was in his room writing down some stuff on a notepad. Then an Ice Spice looking lady knocked on the door, and she entered in all drunk and high at the same time. As she was stumbling all over the place, he looked at her with worry.]
Tommy Thug: Uh… you alright?
???: I’m— i’m *hiccups*.... I’m here to… too.. Ugh… my—
Tommy Thug: You're what?
[Then she reaches for a trash can to puke in it, which made him squirm a bit. Then she somehow had left over puke on her tank top. Tommy Thug then walks out of his room, and sees John Thug and Reggie Thug from the game of dominos to the other side of the room.]
Tommy Thug: Who the fuck thought it be a good idea to bring a fucked up chick in my room? Is it you Reggie?
Reggie Thug: No no… chutingo masa de na lada noche hora! She came along with her friends, she said, “donde tu Tommy?”....and simply told her your room. She told me that she wanted her Taratino shit with her.
Tommy Thug: Taratino shit?... Does it look like I like to shoot from below the ankles!?!?
[John Thug and Reggie Thug look at themselves, as Tommy Thug got red in the face. Then the girl comes out of the room, holding her heels up in the air being a loud brash type of lady. Then the party guards basically handle her outside of the penthouse, then it shifts to a white backdrop where we see all three Thugs includin E-Dogg messin’ around with half naked women who were all painted up as Skeletons. Then E-Dogg looks at the camera and speaks to it.]
E-Dogg: What good americans, I don’t need to say my name. You see, im here with the thugs with John Thug, Tommy Thug, and Reggie Thug. I won’t say much after, but I will say is that we are going to have a ballin ass night in that aircraft boat thing in Texas. I hear that they are taking on Roger, and Molly Barnes. I mean, with a team like that, they sure are dying to get their hands on them!
[Then we see John Thug and Tommy Thug noddin’ in the distance, as E-Dogg looked back on the camera.]
E-Dogg: You know, when I was told we was going to Corpus Cristi, I was pumped as a mofo. I haven’t been down there in like over five years and shit. Let’s just say, I know the place too well for my liking, but I know for a fact that we are going to go down there and play with some make shift skeletons n shit. You know, all that halloween shit… spooky nonsense and whatnot. You know what’s spookier than skeletons? Take a guess….
[Then we see John Thug and Tommy Thug mug the camera, while having women painted skeletons gyrate on them on a couch. Then it cuts to John Thug and Tommy Thug with Reggie Thug in the back as they decide to cut a crappy promo.]
John Thug: You see people, we aren’t nothin to be playin wit at all! We some bad mofo… nah fuck all dat shit, you see people I want you know somethin simple. We know we are coming into Texas with a whole lotta red on our heads, shit even someone like Molly and Roger would agree too.
Tommy Thug: Anit Roger the one who’s from Sister Sister?
John Thug: No!... wrong Roger. I’m talkin about the one who likes to talk a lot… where did you get that idea from?
Tommy Thug: I don’t know, carry on…
[Tommy Thug put his head in shame, as John Thug continues to speak.]
John Thug: You see, I honestly have no dog in this fight, I mostly have enough skeletons in the closet that would make Mr. Oz want to drown in the Texas fleet ocean. I can’t wait to unleash them on Roger and Molly Barnes, I know those two are on a hot hot streak and I can’t blame the powers that are decided to put us up against those two. Well, to that I say…
Tommy Thug: HIT US WITH YOUR BEST SHOTS… FIRE AWAY!!
[Then Tommy Thug starts to do the air guitar solo thing, which causes Reggie Thug to smack him on the back of the neck to stop, which made him sad. Then he wanted to walk off, but one of the painted skull ladies came onto the set, and it made him stay there. Then Tommy finally says something of note..]
Tommy Thug: I don’t know much about Roger from Sister Si… I mean from XWF, but what I do know is that he manages to make mushmouth of mouthing off things that I don’t make sense that the human ear can’t process. I know he wanted to hit up Molly Barnes so badly that he managed to make himself a “star” of what not to do with the ladies. So to you Roger, keep on being that mushmouth man who needs to have his wired shut honestly, save yourself those extra inner dialogue you have going on.
John Thug: Looks like Roger got you talking long.
Tommy Thug: Ehh… musta been something in my drink that caused me to talk long. Fuck it let me mush my mouth to Molly Barnes. That British wannabe MMA chick who couldn’t hack back in her home land’s fighting scene, I don’t know much about her as well… but I do know full well that she can um… umm….
John Thug: What?
[Tommy Thug whispered in John and Reggie’s ear, and they all looked at him with disgust. Before Tommy could mutter what he told them, it cuts to E-Dogg with two pumpkins that have “Molly Barnes” and “Roger” names on it. Then he smashes it with a sledgehammer, and two of the skeleton painted women start to mess with the smashed pumpkins on the floor. Then we see the Thugs in a room full of skeletons (propped), and they speak once more.]
John Thug: You see all the skeletons in this room? This is the fate of Molly and Roger, I won’t kill them nor Tommy will, maybe he might try to do some Tarantino shit towards Molly but that’s how he rolls. I know we won’t be the favorite to win the match, so I will keep my hope below the sea level to where if they do managed to summon these skeletons to do some wicked shit then welp fuck it, we had some fun with them.
[Tommy Thug then messes with the Skeleton props by moving it’s arms in the air and doing spooky voice.]
Tommy Thug: WEEEEE WILLLL HURTTT YOUUUUU ROGGGERR AND MOLLLYYYYYYYY AHHHHHAHAAAAA!
[Then Tommy stops messin around with the prop to actually speak.]
Tommy Thug: I will say this as well, I am not afraid to go down in flames against Molly and Roger. I atleast will be able to swim back to shore with flame on my back, I am not too certain on the outcome of this match might be as well. We might be Thuggin but we gotta keep it hundo as possible. So, do you both understand that this will be a new thing for us both and you both will experience this shit in person when we fight on that boat thing. Win, Lose, or draw I got to atleast get to live out my Dusk Till Dawn Hayek moment with Molly in that ring.
[From there, we see the actors get yelled at by E-Dogg as the real THUGS came into the set to show some love for these three actors, as it faded out to the XWF logo.]
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