JIM ROSS: "After the next match, I think maybe they'd only hope to have memories of it!"
XAVIER REIGNS: "Its gonna be a hell of a match!"
JIM ROSS: "This type of match altars careers! End them! Let's send it over to Jason Daniels for the introductions!"
JASON DANIELS: "The following contest is a six pack challenge match, for the XWF EURRROPEAAAN CHAMPIONSHIIIP! This match will be contested inside Hell in a cellllll!"
CROWD: "WE WANT HELL! WE WANT HELL!"
The Top Gun Anthem plays.
JASON DANIELS: "Introducing first. From San Francisco, California. Weighing in at 2 hundred 19 pounds. He is the current reigning, defending XWF EURRRRROPEANNN CHAMPIONNN... DEEEEAAN MOXLEEEY McGOOOOVERRRN!"
JIM ROSS: "McGovern defeated CM Punk a month or so ago to claim the European title!"
XAVIER REIGNS: "He's a true deviant in every sense of the word."
"Sonne" by Rammstein plays.
JASON DANIELS: "Introducing the challengers. First. From Lincolnville, Maine. Weighing 2 hundred 25 pounds. BRRRRRIANNN BRRRRRAXTOOOON!"
"Alive" by Pearl Jam plays.
JASON DANIELS: "From Seattle, Washington. JJJJESSIEEEEE DIIIIAAAAAZ!"
"Unsettling Differences" by Blue Smock Nancy plays.
JASON DANIELS: "From Virginia Beach, Virginia. Weighing 2 hundred 40 pounds. JJJOOOOOHNNN AUUUUUSTIIIIIN!"
"Nightmare" by Avenged Sevenfold plays.
JASON DANIELS: "Weighing 2 hundred 80 pounds. NIIIIIGHTMARRRRRE!"
JIM ROSS: "The moment, fans all over the world have been waiting for!"
XAVIER REIGNS: "It's been over six months, JR!"
JIM ROSS: "Six months, but tonight.......... the Xtreme Wrestling Federation gets three times better!
The crowd waits impatiently...
Several seconds go by...
No music...
No ring announcer...
CROWD: "WE WANT FEDER!" CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP
Still waiting...
No sign of him...
The cameras get shots of the other five in the ring...
Slowly the chant dies out and a new one begins...
CROWD: "SID! SID! SID! SID! SID! SID!"
The Lone Horseman plays.
JIM ROSS: "By God! What a reaction!"
XAVIER REIGNS: "If Heinz Field had a roof..... it wouldn't anymore, JR! How can you not love this reaction!?"
JASON DANIELS: "From Detroit, Michigan. Weighing 2 hundred 35 pounds..... THRRRREEEE TIMES BETTTERRRR SIIIIIIIID FEEEDERRRRRRRRRRRRR!"
JIM ROSS: "I've never seen so many 'three finger' salutes in my entire life!"
XAVIER REIGNS: "Can't get these kinds of crowds in New York, can yoiu Jim?"
JIM ROSS: "The X-Dubya-F is all alone at the top of the mountain! And for good reason!"
XWF European Championship
'Cantagious' Dean Moxley McGovern
- vs -
Brian Braxton
- vs -
Jessie Diaz
- vs -
'Hot Shot' John Austin
- vs -
Nightmare
- vs -
'3x Better' Sid Feder Hell in a Cell - 6 Pack Challenge
One Fall to a Finish
The bell rings and the six competitors stare eachother down. Nightmare takes the initiative and attacks first going after Dean Moxley backing him in the corner and delivering multiple punches.
Jessie, Brian and Austin join in and the three take turns stomping Dean into the mat. Sid Federer meanwhile goes outside the ring and rummages under the ring, pulling out two steel chairs which he tosses into the ring, and a kendo stick which he climbs back into the ring with.
As everyone continues the beatdown on Dean, Sid comes from behind and cracks Jessie in the back of the head, then Brian, next John. As he goes to hit nightmare he turns around and grabs the stick before Sid gets the chance to do it. Nightmare rips the kendo stick from Sid's hands, and swings but Sid ducks and he hits Jessie in the head.
John Austin runs in with a yakuza kick to the jaw of Nightmare, that staggers him but doesn't drop him. Dean has slightly recovered though and low blows Nightmare, causing him to hunch over in pain, and there's Sid with a chairshot, finally dropping Nightmare with a large gash across his forehead.
Austin now goes after Sid kicking him in the stomach and bouncing off the ropes, but there's Brian Braxton catching him with a beautiful dropkick on the chin. Brian gets up and Jessie's right there with a neckbreaker, and she follows up with a knee drop to the face.
Sid with the chair again, smacking Jessie across the back, twice before she finally falls to the mat. Sid sets the chair up then grabs the other one and sets it up next to it. He walks over to the still recovering Dean and picks him up, walking him over to the chairs. He lifts him up for a scoop slam onto the chairs but Dean slides out the back door and gives Sid a reverse ddt. Dean with a cover.
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2...
John jumps on Dean to break up the pin. He punches him in the back of the head lifts him up by the hair and drops him back down with a ddt, dropping Dean on his head. John gets up and Jessie comes from behind with a chop block. She quickly grabs his leg and locks in an ankle lock. John shakes his head, refusing to give up, and nightmare runs up with a spear, releasing the hold and nearly breaking Jessie in half as she rolls out of the ring, lifeless.
Nightmare lifts Dean off the ground and sets him between his legs for a powerbomb into the chairs. Sid runs up and grabs Nightmare by the back of the head, as Dean executes a back body drop and the pair send Nightmare facefirst into the chairs opening his cut up even more.
Brian Braxton with a ddt to Dean, now there's blood flowing from Dean's mouth. Sid gets up, and walks into an exploder suplex from Braxton, sending him into the crumpled mess of Nightmare and the chairs.
Meanwhile, a stretcher is coming down the aisle, apparently for Jessie who still hasn't moved since being speared by Nightmare. As the doctors attempt to unlock the door, Brian goes for a pin on Sid in the ring.
1.....
2.....
And Sid kicks out! Brian looks up with a look of disbelief and crawls over on top of Nightmare.
1.....
2.....
And Nightmare powers out, throwing Braxton off him. Braxton goes after Nightmare punching him, but Nightmare pushes him away getting up to his knees. Brian with another punch and Nightmare pushes him away again getting to one knee. Brian runs at him and gets caught with a massive tilt a whirl slam.
Nightmare gets up, Dean is up also, and he does the splits and tries to punch Nightmare in the nuts, but Nightmare catches his hand, twists it, and lifts him up. He lets his hand go, and Dean jumps from the ring just as the medics are opening the cage door, and forces his way out of the cell, with Nightmare pursuing.
In the ring Sid and Brian both stand up and begin trading punches, Sid quickly gets the upper hand and sends Brian into the corner. Sid quickly walks to the other side of the ring and prepares to deliver the Sonic Boom Kick, he runs out of the corner, and gets caught with a Giant Chop from John Austin out of nowhere. Austin with the pin on Sid.
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2....
And Brian Braxton dives in with the save.
On the outside Dean is still being pursued up the ramp by Nightmare, who has finally caught him with a wicked clothesline to the back of the head. Nightmare goes to pick Dean up, and receives an upward palm thrust to the nose, staggering him, and Dean follows up with a fameasser on the ramp, leaving both men down in the aisle.
In the cell, paramedics have finally made it to Jessie and are loading her on a stretcher. Brian lifts up Austin and sets him up for a fisherman suplex, bridging for a pin.
1....
2.....
John Austin kicks out.
Brian looks frustrated and rolls out of the ring. He looks under the ring and pulls out a sledgehammer, rolling back into the ring he stands there measuring Austin. Austin gets up, Brian runs at him with the hammer, but Austin kicks him in the gut, forcing him to drop it.
As Brian is bent down, Austin quickly picks him up and powerbombs him into the corner. Austin collapses after delivering the move, as the paramedics have finally removed Jessie from the cage. They get her halfway up the ramp to where Nightmare and Dean are laid out and she hops off the stretcher onto Dean and locks in the Major Headache submission.
Dean flails around, and looks ready to tap, as the blood seeps from his mouth, but Nightmare breaks it up by kicking Jessie in the head. He picks up Jessie by the hair and stuffs her head between his thighs, lifts her up for a powerbomb, but Jessie reverses it with a ddt, driving Nightmare headfirst into the ramp.
She gets up and walks back to the cell, seemingly perfectly fine she climbs back into the ring as John is getting up to his knees. Before he can get to his feet Jessie meets him with a kick to the chest, and another, and another, before letting out a scream and kicking Austin in the head, laying him out, she runs off the ropes and delivers a senton. She goes for the pin in Austin.
1......
2.....
Austin kicks out.
Brian Braxton is up and charges at Jessie but she ducks and pulls down the ropes causing Brian to tumble to the outside landing on his feet. Now Sid is up and he also runs at Jessie but she moves again, and Sid springboards off the top rope and lands the suicideboard clothesline on Brian, causing them both to hit the cell.
Jessie stomps on Austin's elbow, quickly grasps his arm and applies Shackled. Austin screams in pain as his arm is twisted at an awkward angle, he grabs the rope but there's no ropebreaks, it looks like he's going to tap.
Dean slowly rolls back into the ring, springboards off the ropes, and lands a moonsault on Jessie breaking up Shackled. Dean with the pin on Jessie.
1.....
2.....
And Sid dives in to break up the count. Sid lifts up Dean, sets him up for a suplex, and drops him headfirst with a brainbuster. Sid with a pin on Dean.
CROWD: "ONE!"
CROWD: "TWO!"
And Brian Braxton with the save this time!
Now Brian lifts up Sid, picks him up on his shoulder, going for Perfect Flowsion, but John Austin is up and kicks Braxton in the gut, as he bends over Austin and Sid with a double ddt on Braxton. And Austin with a european uppercut to Sid, Sid with a punch back, another uppercut, another punch, as the two continue trading blows Nightmare climbs back into the ring with a bag full of thumbtacks in one hand and a baseball bat with nails sticking out of it in the other.
He sets the bat in the corner and empties out the bag in the middle of the ring. Now Sid goes on the offensive getting in three punches in a row and Austin is teetering on the edge of the tacks. Austin looks out of it, Feder climbs to the apron, and Jessie is up, Sid springs to the top rope but Jessie's right there with a forearm that knocks Feder off the rope and to the outside.
She turns her attention to Austin. She grabs him, setting him up for a piledriver, but Nightmare comes from nowhere and gives a big boot right to her face sending her through the ropes onto Sid. Now it's he who grabs Austin picks him up and sets him up on the top rope.
Nightmare punches Austin and climbs up to the second rope, preparing for a superplex, but Braxton comes from behind with a double axe handle that stops Nightmare in his tracks. Now Brian climbs up beside Nightmare, and delivers a russian leg sweep off the middle rope, barely missing the pile of tacks.
Dean gets up, holding onto the ropes, he punches Austin who wobbles and nearly falls off the top. Dean climbs up slowly, and executes a frankensteiner off the top rope, launching Austin halfway across the ring, into the thumbtacks. Austin writhes in pain as the tacks stick throughout his arms and back.
Dean and Braxton both get up slowly, Nightmare is also struggling to his feet, Dean and Brian look at eachother and both grab hold of Nightmare lifting him to his feet. They set him up for a double ddt, but Nightmare throws both men off, sending Brian facefirst into the tacks. He lays motionless, but tacks are visible, sticking through his ear and nose.
Dean however doesn't land in the tacks and quickly recovers, charging at Nightmare, who stops his momentum with a clothesline that turns Dean inside out. Nightmare lifts up Dean and whips him into the corner where he placed the nail covered bat. The nails dig into Dean's back as he hits the corner hard. Sid gets up on the outside and grabs a hold of Nightmare's leg.
Nightmare quickly turns around and grabs Sid by the hair, hoisting him up to the apron. But Sid gives Nightmare a pelee kick, causing him to stumble backwards, and springboards off the top rope, delivering a three times better elbow to Nightmare. Sid with the pin on Nightmare.
CROWD: "ONE!"
CROWD: "TWO!"
And Austin breaks it up with a leg drop to the back of Sid's head. He goes to grab Sid up but is pulled from the ring by Jessie, who quickly throws him into the cage, and rolls into the ring to cover Nightmare.
1.....
2.....
And Sid with the save, barely diving over to push Jessie off.
Jessie grabs Sid's head in the process though, and locks on the Major Headache. She pulls down on Sid's head, he's got his arm up, and Dean stumbles over, stomping Jessie in the face, breaking the hold. Dean pulls Jessie by the legs to the ringpost and rolls to the outside. He wraps her legs around the post and jumps up into a figure four leg lock. Jessie screams in pain as Dean crawls up the cage with his hands.
Sid is up, jumps to the top rope, and jumps onto Dean with a double stomp to the chest. Dean falls to the ground limp as Sid pulls himself up, Austin runs at Sid but he ducks and back body drops Austin into the cage.
Sid slowly slides back into the ring, and Nightmare's right there with the Nightmare Slam. But he can't capitalize. Dean is beginning to move and picks up the bat of nails, he takes two slow steps, and Brian Braxton throws a handful of tacks in his face, causing him to cover up and turn away while Brian quickly gets up, and delivers a tiger suplex into the tacks, dropping Dean on his neck.
Brian slowly gets up as Jessie does to, Brian runs at her, but Jessie grabbed the sledgehammer and Brian gets caught with a sledgehammer to the stomach, dropping him to his knees. Nightmare is beginning to stir but Jessie takes the sledgehammer and drives it into his spine dropping him back to his stomach.
John Austin is up on the outside and looking under the ring, and Jessie slides out of the ring with the hammer, she runs at Austin but she's cut off by Dean with a drop toe hold into the cell. Austin has finally got what he was looking for, a table, and slides it into the ring then looks under the ring again and pulls a ladder halfway out before being knocked down from behind by Dean McGovern, he quickly grabs Austin and sends him into the steps, causing Austin to flip over them and hit the cell with his legs.
Now Dean continues pulling out the ladder, as Sid gets up in the ring, when he gets the ladder out he sets it up on the outside of the ring and begins climbing. And Sid bounces off the ropes and springboards off the ropes, delivering a dropkick to Dean, causing Dean to fly off the ladder into the cell and Sid to crash in a heap on the outside.
Austin is the first to his feet. He enters the ring as Braxton is getting to his feet on the inside. Austin goes for a lariat but misses. Austin bounces off the ropes and gets caught in the ribs with a kick from Braxton. Braxton lifts, then plants Austin with Perfect Flowsion!
Braxton is overjoyed with excitement as he taunts the crowd for a second before going for the cover...
Out of nowhere...
The three times better forearm to the unsuspecting Braxton! Sid quickly hooks the leg!
CROWD: "ONE!"
CROWD: "TWO!"
CROWD: "THREE TIMES BETTER!"
JASON DANIELS: "The winner of this match.... and neeeewwwwww XWF EUROPEAN CHAMIOOOON.... SID FEDERRRRRR!"
JIM ROSS: "A six month lay off and Sid Feder has returned!"
XAVIER REIGNS: "What a return!"
JIM ROSS: "Sid Feder now stands alone high atop the Madness mountain!"
XAVIER REIGNS: "What a night this has been!"
JIM ROSS: "And we're not even done yet!"
CROWD: "WELCOME BACK! WELCOME BACK!"
The Feder celebration fades out. The end zone fades in.
Metallica plays "...And Justice For All" --LIVE!
OOC: I hoped to get through the US title match tonight, too but I have yet to even begin judging that one. So, that, along with the main event will unfortunately have to wait until tomorrow after work.
Same time, same place.
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