-A video opens with Hunter Payne and Joy knocking on a locker room door, could it be his partners?-


Payne: Hello...


-The door burst open! It's Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson!-


Rock: Dong!!! Is that you?


Payne: Hey Rock, I'm here to discuss teaming with The Dong and Schlong Connection...


-The Rock smiles and raises his eyebrow-


Rock: You wanna party with Dong and Schlong? That sounds like a invitation for a game of hide the strudel.


Payne: No! No! No! I love women!


-Hunter then pulls Joy in and holds her close, as if she is proof-


Payne: See! Women!.. I meant for the 6 man tag match at Leap Of Faith...


Rock: Ok, lets get this straight, The Rock also loves women.


-The Rock looks towards Joy and winks at her. Hunter seems to hold Joy a little tighter than he was before-


Rock: Anyway, your proposition may be an issue. I mean I am so up for that its making me hard just thinking about it...I mean look!


-The Rock drops his pants and shows of his semi erect monster of a schlong. Joys eyes widen as Hunter diverts his-


Joy: OMG!


Payne: Ok Rock that's enough, put it away. What is the issue with the match?


-The Rock pulls his pants back up and takes a step out of the door-


Rock: Ok so here is the deal, Dong is missing, he has been missing for a little while.


Payne: Well, where is he?


Rock: We don't know, last time The rock was with him they were at a hairy German orgy. The Rock was partying with a couple of leather clad butch German bikers and a couple of porn stars, the bikers were female ok before you going throwing around accusations again. Anyway so The Rock was with the bikers and the porn stars when he looked up and saw Dong who's head was slowly going down between the legs of this massive beast of a woman.


Payne: Ok Rock that's enough...


Rock: Ok, we'll it was shortly after then that The Rock noticed he was missing. I think she sucked him up into her upside down volcano, if you know what I mean.


Payne: No rock, I don't wanna know. Please, say no more... Alright, so it's me and you, but we still need a third partner...


-Just then Dean McGovern comes out of Rock's room and says-


Dean: Big Rocky did someone say a third partner? For hide the Strudel?


Payne: Nooo! No way Dean. We don't wanna play hide the Strudel. We were talking about finding a third partner for the Trio Tag Title match at Leap Of Faith... Wait..Hey Dean...


Dean: Yes sexy?


Payne: Wow. How would you like to win more even more gold Dean?


Dean: Team with you two stud muffins? Count me in baby!


Payne: Awesome, So the match is set, Hunter Payne, and The Rock, and Dean McGovern will take on Peter Gilmour, Unknown Soldier, and Mister Mystery for the Trio Tag Team Titles at Leap Of Faith!


Rock: Great, now how about a game of hide the strudel to celebrate?


Dean: I'm in!


Payne: I'm out! Hide the Strudel just isn't my kind of game.


Dong: Can I play?


- All of a sudden Crimson Dong shows up on crutches-


Rock: Dong!


Dong: That's my Dong, don't dong it out.


Rock: Where in the gods green earth have you been ho?


Dong: I have been sucked in a spat back out again covered in a lot my pussy juice than ever before. It was amaze-balls.


Rock: But why the crutches?


Dong: Oh, you mean my Dong sticks, there just for fun.


Rock: Ok cool can I have ago?


Dong: NO!!! There mine, they are special. They have been up my ass.


Rock: Ok well. We have a Trio Tag Tittie Title match at the PPV. So how about we have a Donging good manager.


-The Rock looks over towards Payne and then to Dean who both nod and shrug their shoulders-


Rock: What you say my little love monkey?


Dong: Where do I Donging sign?


Rock: That's the spunky spirit biatch. So Payne my little spunk bubble we will see you at the PPV.


-Rock, Dong, and Dean shut the door and leave Hunter Payne and Joy outside of the room-


Payne: Joy what's a spunk bubble?


Joy: I don't know...


-Payne and Joy look confused and leave as the video ends-