One day, Dwight Howard is playing basketball with his good friend John Wall. Peter Gilmour comes to the court and challenges Dwight to a one on one. What happens next is not suitable for children..


After the destruction, Dwight has 1 more point to go. Lets watch:

Dwight post up, he is showing his strength. Dwight with the turn around fade away jumper, and we WINS IT! Dwight crushed Peter Gilmour.

Dwight: Now that I've beaten you, you have to give up something you own. Maybe that FTW UFO Championship.

Dwight Howard boots Peter Gilmour in the belly, causing yesterdays lunch to come out. Dwight kicks Peter in the face, and steps on his chest, while Peter coughs up vomit.


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Peter laughs as Dwight puts his foot on him. but peter's face turns evil as he KICKS OUT and lifts the big man up and puts him in the Calf Killer. Dwight is tapping like he just lost the NBA FINALS. Peter then pulls back even harder on the leg of DH and we can hear the leg snap. OUCH! DH is screaming in pain now and Peter watches as the newest Houston Rockets center cries like a bitch.

Peter: Should've went to Boston BITCH!

Peter kicks DH in the balls and rubs the FTW title in DH's face.

Peter: This is as far as your punk ass will ever get to a title. Now go play with Harden's dick.. oh and FUCK THE ROCKETS!

SUCK... MY... DICK!

3X Star of the Month
Former 3x Hart Champion
Former 13X Xtreme Champion
Former 6X Tag Champion
Former 2X Trios Champion
Former 2x Heavy Metal Weight Champion
Former Universal Champion