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Nio · **01-20-2013, 03:10 PM**

So this week, I’m facing The Crimson Dong.

Here is everything that I have to say about him.

Jack shit.

Eat your heart out Neptune!

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Here I am in the RV, driving towards New York for the Madness show.

I hear Gwen come out of her bedroom and sit in the seat next to me.

“Enjoy your nap?” I ask.

I look over, and she just smiles.

But I know her eyes.

Those bedroom eyes.

Those…sickening…lustful eyes.

It’s almost too much to take.

Within a minute our clothes are off and we’re rushing towards her bedroom.

Seriously, it was scary. Our clothes just appeared on the floor.

Without paying attention to the road, we just start doing each other.

Like, hard, and shit.

Eventually we finish, and just lay there in bed, holding each other.

We then return to the front, both of us still naked.

“Your dong is crimson,” she says.

“At least I have the balls,” I say.

“YOLO!” she shouts.

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And that’s what I managed to make using nothing but Flash and Windows Movie Maker. And MS Paint.

I look at the computer screen of one of the XWF production guys, who stares at the screen confused.

“That was stupid,” he says.

“So is Crimson,” I say.

“But what about the RV?” he asks.

“What about the RV? I didn’t have sex with the RV,” I say.

“And you really want me to submit this?”

“Why the hell not? It’s as random as Crimson and as ridiculous as this me being in this match. Have at it,” I say.

And then I stopped giving a fuck.

THIIIIS IS HOOOW WE DOOO IIIT

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