Herschel Kiss has not been seen since XWF Anarchy! The BOB Wrestling Organization member was attacked by Demos in the opening match. While it seems that Big Puddin escaped from Demos long enough to interfere in the following match, no one has heard from Big Puddin since Anarchy went off the air! CCTV footage from the arena shows Demos stuffing Big Puddin into the back of a white van before driving off towards the highway!
If anyone has ANY information on the whereabouts of Demos or Big Puddin, they are asked to please contact the BWO immediately!
"Listen up, BOY! Me and the rest of BOB aren't taking this sitting down! The Big P.U.D. ain't goin' out like that! Nawwwwwwwww son! Watch the way me and THE HOMIE Baller Billionz Oz-wizzle handle that BIZ-NAZZ next Anarchy and take that as a WAKE UP CALL!"
Reminder: Last summer BOB sent Micheal Graves into space to hack a satellite.
BOB has a satellite.
Through evil tech that is far to complicated for you to understand, the following video interrupts EVERYTHING digital.
Cable broadcast? CHECK!
Youtube? Fuck Youtube! Every internet browser period is highjacked and taken straight to BOBtube!
No cable, no internet?
That's fine, this shit is coming on over the radio too!
What, no radio!?
No worries! Check your mailbox in an hour because BOB is shipping DVDs of this announcement to every household in the world!
How?
Ozzy's money, duh!
With that said, the video opens to a stern faced Miss Fury!
"YOU"
"BIG PREESH"
"ARE"
"NOT"
"BOB"
Miss Fury pauses for a moment to contain her anger.
"Demo's, next time ask before you borrow my playthings. Also, I'd appreciate it if you make Herschel stick to his diet. No more than 12,000 calories a day! Also make sure he stands up from time to time. If you leave him sitting for more than a day his legs struggle to lift his weight. It's pretty crazy."
Suddenly Miss Fury is unexpectedly (or is it?) interrupted by a nameless BOB thug.
"Excuse me ma'am, but I thought you'd want to know that Ms. Tatum has been taken care of."
Fury grows wide eyed an angry!
"Quiet you idiot! We're live!"
"Well yeah, but she isn't!"
"Idiot!"
Fury scrambles to end the intrusion with the press of a big red button (we keep things simple in BOB) and suddenly all of your devices revert back to normal function.
**Editors note: The DVD will not contain the admittance of possible foul play in the disappearance of Solace Tatum.
(04-12-2021, 07:11 AM)"Loverboy" Vinnie Lane Said: "What the... I was just watching some PornHub and all of a sudden Miss Fury was on my screen??? This boner is TOTALLY unrelated to Miss Fury!"
I think I know the one....
BOB:
Ramesses will be returned to his body! Your days of devilish ritual and bodily theft are over. Chris Page's blood will unlock the soulstone chambers!
Reigning, Defending,Bloodletting
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Herschel Kiss has not been seen since XWF Anarchy! The BOB Wrestling Organization member was attacked by Demos in the opening match. While it seems that Big Puddin escaped from Demos long enough to interfere in the following match, no one has heard from Big Puddin since Anarchy went off the air! CCTV footage from the arena shows Demos stuffing Big Puddin into the back of a white van before driving off towards the highway!
If anyone has ANY information on the whereabouts of Demos or Big Puddin, they are asked to please contact the BWO immediately!
Call it a stupid question, but uh, how did you get Big Puddin' from under a ring to a white van with NOBODY seeing you do it? Just asking. I mean you did cram him under the ring in the opening match on Anarchy and now suddenly he is missing? Not the smartest idea to admit to a kidnapping. I am just saying.
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Chris Page
Registered but either hasn't added self to a roster yet or doesn't RP
XWF FanBase: Very random (heel alignment but liked by many; has earned respect despite breaking the rules often)
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Ramesses will be returned to his body! Your days of devilish ritual and bodily theft are over. Chris Page's blood will unlock the soulstone chambers!
- HALL OF LEGENDS 2019
- 2019 Heel of the Year
- 2019 Locker Room Leader of the Year
- 2019 Feud of the Year w. Robert Main (you’re welcome)
- Former
With Robert "The Omega" Main
XWF World Heavyweight Champion
Herschel Kiss has not been seen since XWF Anarchy! The BOB Wrestling Organization member was attacked by Demos in the opening match. While it seems that Big Puddin escaped from Demos long enough to interfere in the following match, no one has heard from Big Puddin since Anarchy went off the air! CCTV footage from the arena shows Demos stuffing Big Puddin into the back of a white van before driving off towards the highway!
If anyone has ANY information on the whereabouts of Demos or Big Puddin, they are asked to please contact the BWO immediately!
Call it a stupid question, but uh, how did you get Big Puddin' from under a ring to a white van with NOBODY seeing you do it? Just asking. I mean you did cram him under the ring in the opening match on Anarchy and now suddenly he is missing? Not the smartest idea to admit to a kidnapping. I am just saying.
Underneath the ring there are vast fields of maze and woodlands galore. Come see me under the ring, Derrick, I will show you how it's done.