They say first impressions are everything, so why don't I start off my soon-to-be Hall of Legends worthy career with a gift to all of you; which one of you objectively nasty looking bitches want a taste of The Kink? That's a rhetorical question, I know all of you do. But amuse me with your 500 word essays full of shitty trash talk and hollow threats, and just MAYBE I'll give the most impressive one of you sluts what you're craving for with an exclusive Specal Edition Can Of Whoop Ass, signed by yours truely!

You look like a guy who gave me a concussion once in 2001. I think that means I don't like you, but I've also had a LOT of concussions!

Anyway I'm too pretty for this. Good luck!

What. A. CHARMER! Ladies, scoop this one up before he's taken.

"Demos, I think someone's asking for you."

(03-06-2021, 04:23 PM)"Loverboy" Vinnie Lane Said: You look like a guy who gave me a concussion once in 2001. I think that means I don't like you, but I've also had a LOT of concussions!

Anyway I'm too pretty for this. Good luck!

Who'd that sexy motherfucker be by chance? And you know pretty recognizes pretty LovahBoy!

(03-06-2021, 04:36 PM)Corey Smith Said: What. A. CHARMER! Ladies, scoop this one up before he's taken.

Currently in an open poly relationship with Me, Myself, and I, with a haram of absolute BABES on the side. Bitches love this sexy trio.

(03-06-2021, 05:10 PM)Alias Said: "Demos, I think someone's asking for you."

Now that's a basement dweller who hits all the check-marks for fucking U-G-L-Y!

"You want a fucking piece of the pie, huh? alright then bitch.
You look like a 2 dollar stripper/hooker that swings his dick around acting like the fucking man, but in actuality is a skinny little twink that cant fly with the big guns.
To tell you the truth i dont wanna get in the ring with you cause i am scared that you might pull a 1996 Golddust and start grabbing my balls.
Bitches like you dont belong in the XWF wrestling ring, you belong in AEW so you can "TEAM" with Joey Janela and Sunny Kiss.
Now speaking of your "babes" did you buy them off the street too along with your shitty jacket and goofy haircut.
So come on then, open a can of "whoop ass."
And im not talking about your obvious BDSM fetish you fucking freaky little troll.
When i joined this company i done the same thing, i challenged everyone to a fight and that shit doesnt work.
Now go get jobbed out to some fucking BOB member or something."

(03-11-2021, 01:47 AM)Dean Rose Said:
To tell you the truth i dont wanna get in the ring with you cause i am scared that you might pull a 1996 Golddust and start grabbing my balls.

Yawn. I would've had more playing table pong with my nutsack as the paddle instead of reading your shitty reply. I've got more hype in my ring finger then you do in your entire career bud. Guess being comfortable with my own body makes enhanchment talent schmucks like you self-conscious and spiteful. You low-key homophobic jobber types are killin' my vibe, The Kink is for all people, so move along little man.

** rolls eyes **

(03-11-2021, 11:02 AM)Mickey Kinkade Said:

(03-11-2021, 01:47 AM)Dean Rose Said:
To tell you the truth i dont wanna get in the ring with you cause i am scared that you might pull a 1996 Golddust and start grabbing my balls.

Yawn. I would've had more playing table pong with my nutsack as the paddle instead of reading your shitty reply. I've got more hype in my ring finger then you do in your entire career bud. Guess being comfortable with my own body makes enhanchment talent schmucks like you self-conscious and spiteful. You low-key homophobic jobber types are killin' my vibe, The Kink is for all people, so move along little man.

yeah sure bud, im enhancement talent. say that when ive got the internet championship round my waist and ive won a battle royal.
I could whoop your ass 6 ways from sunday, in 1 day, bitch.

You look as though you may have various STDs I think Mel Childs needs a tag partner

(03-12-2021, 01:54 AM)Dean Rose Said:

(03-11-2021, 11:02 AM)Mickey Kinkade Said:

(03-11-2021, 01:47 AM)Dean Rose Said:
To tell you the truth i dont wanna get in the ring with you cause i am scared that you might pull a 1996 Golddust and start grabbing my balls.

Yawn. I would've had more fun playing table pong with my nutsack as the paddle instead of reading your shitty reply. I've got more hype in my ring finger then you do in your entire career bud. Guess being comfortable with my own body makes enhanchment talent schmucks like you self-conscious and spiteful. You low-key homophobic jobber types are killin' my vibe, The Kink is for all people, so move along little man.

yeah sure bud, im enhancement talent.

He admits it too, beautiful.

(03-12-2021, 08:37 AM)Ash Quinn Said: You look as though you may have various STDs I think Mel Childs needs a tag partner

... I can neither confirm nor deny this claim.