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**"Loverboy" Vinnie Lane** · (03-03-2021)

"I CAPTAIN FUTURE HAVE RETURNED!"

"Or have I?"

"With my awesome power I sent this promo BEFORE the soft deadline and it has only reached your time now!"

"Meanie meanie bo beanie JENNIFER MYST! YOU HAVE BROKEN ONE OF YOUR XWF'S MOST SACRED CODES FOR THE TWENTY-SECOND TIME!"

"As I can see all, I have foreseen you breaking this 'COLD OPEN RULE' and this is not your first offense! You cannot reply to MY promo that was sent in the same week but you may reply to promos I have sent in earlier, such as this one."

"HA! You must be confused with your feeble mind!"

"CAPTAIN FUTURE MOCKS YOU! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!"

"THIS CONTEST IS NOW WON! BY ME! CAPTAIN FUTURE! As it seems you are too mentally handicapped to follow the most simple of Earth rules."

"Now I am one step closer to acheiving your trinket crown and becoming ruler of time and space!"

"OH WAIT!"

"I ALREADY AM!"

"WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH YOUR LIFE JENNY!?"

"YOU'RE IN YOUR THIRTIES PLAYING SECOND FIDDLE TO OTHER WOMEN WHO HAVE BEEN HERE LESS TIME THAN YOU! YOU CANNOT CLAW OUT OF THE DEPTHS OF MEDIOCRITY THAT YOU HAVE SANK INTO! THIS IS BECAUSE YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT A COLD OPEN RULE IS! YOU FUCKING DUMB CUNT! IT'S LITERALLY PLASTERED EVERYWHERE!"

"EVEN I, CAPTAIN FUTURE, WHO WAS BORN FROM AN EXPLODING STAR AND SEES YOUR PLANET AS A SPECK OF POO POO ON A PUBIC HAIR CAN CLEARLY SEE AND FOLLOW THE RULES THAT HAVE BEEN IN PLACE FOR A LENGTH OF TIME THAT IS MICROSCOPIC TO ME BUT SPANS THE LENGTH OF A RODENT IN YOURS!"

"GET A GRIP, YOU YEE-YEE ASS BITCH!"

"LATER HOMIES, SEE YOU IN THE STAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARS!"

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